Introducing Jay Barrymore – the luckiest bastard in all the world who gets to taste sweet vaginal juices of the single hottest girl in the world. Emma Watson is an incredible cutie and given that she’s no little Hermione Granger no more, but rather a grown up and legal young woman. Jay Barrymore has no idea what he’s getting. A single blowjob from Emma Watson and I can die a happy man. They’d have to drag me away with a bulldozer if I were to suck on her sweet… enough!
So Jay Barrymore is Emma Watson’s boyfriend and they’re moving in together. Let the orgies begin. Emma Watson owns a £3million house in London, UK so that’s got to be sweet. All is not lost though. When she was chatting on David Letterman, Emma Watson mentioned she was moving to the USA to go to the university. Maybe that’ll destroy her relationship with Jay Barrymore and since she’ll be much closer to me, I could get my shot and embracing the heavenly beast.
British Daily Mail reported that Emma Watson once said she would not go out with anyone famous. That’s great news for me. I’m only famous for being the worst blogger in the world. So far that gets me fanmail, but doesn’t get me laid. Maybe all I need is one British chick moving to the hood. Jay Barrymore ain’t famous either. He’s a financier and is 27 year old. If 27 year old average looking financier could make his way in Emma Watson’s pants, why would 34 year old below average looking piece of shit blogger not make it. I’m ready, Emma. Bring it on. But leave Jay Barrymore at home. He can do my finances in the meantime.
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Although I love Emma since 8 years ago(I’m 13 then), and feel very upset when I heard something about Jay Barrymore, I still give my best wishes to Emma.
All I want is her happiness.
You’d better get your dirty words and mind away from Emma.
you really are the worst blogger
emma is cute, I love her .but what the fuck is this using such words you dirty little bastard
if i could bang her, my life would be complete
btw, she’s going to brown (any ivy league)
i might just hang around all the bars around that area
u know she’s gonna hit em up sometime
Whoever wrote this article, as long as you talk about women this way you are never going to end up with one, and as for directing them at the most incredible person on the face of the earth, you should be ashamed of yourself. That goes for you too, “nagsnrich”…god what a stupid name…
You Little Fucker.. Whats your deal like.. Sick Bastard..I want to punch you across the face.. Your Mother is gonna cry when she sees what I do to you.. until she reads this blog like.. And for this jay Barrymore guy.. Who does he think he is like? What is he 30 like? The fuck..
And you are 34 like.. You Sick Wanker..
LOL, sorry about your penis, belfast12
Angie, my penis is perfectly fine like.. I just happen to respect women.. I’m not respecting this ignorant low life.. He can go and fuck himself.. I’m sure he is doing precisely that right now like.. Being the Wanker he is..
The fact tat there is always people fighting via blogs and people with sick mind s as seen in here with no respect for people not just women is why humanity loses a bit everyday
I feel you OneLove. My eyes are opened.. Seriously like.
Just wait til I catch that motherfucker on the streets. I’m gonna Kimbo Slice his ass. We do it big in Texas. Then I’m gonna get with the beautiful Emma Watson.
i will kill that son of bitch……mather…
son of bitch……mather…suck your moms pussy…
Ok you are damn creepy…I’ll be waiting to see your ass on To Catch a Predator. Emma Watson is definately a beautiful YOUNG girl and for a 30 something bad blogger loser like you to say things like that about her is disgusting….the world doesn’t care about your perverted thoughts. Just say she’s pretty and be done. And she would never fuck a perv like you dickhead
let her do wats she likes
let her what she lekes
she just wants to act mutured
You dirty bastards! Emma is a nice girl and has a nice realtionship with a guy who you don’t even know (though I wish i could ring his neck and take his place), and instead of giving her your best wishes you dream about banging her!!! You sicken me!!! *gets a photo of emma watson and begins to masturbate*
OK, now jokes aside, if the two are happy together who we are to criticize that? I just hope that the relationship wouldn’t suffer because of them being on different continents. that’s all I wanted to say so smell ya’ later, chicos!
You titsucker ,bloody bastard who sucks his own breast,you don’t know that you do not have such a wonderful penis,you are not even capable of being Emma’s zigolo.
@fucky boy: Now when did I say that I have a wonderful penis? How did you know that I don’t have one? *gasp* YOU SPIED ON ME, YOU SICK BASTARD!!! =)) And even if I am flattered, and I don’t anything against gay people, I don’t swing that way, so I can’t show you whether I have a wonderful penis or not. Besides, my name is “hot boy” not something that instigates to you-know-what, so you shouldn’t talk about titsucking with me.
hey, if you guys are so disrespectful of emma and only want to get in her pants, none of you deserve a wonderful young girl like her. As for that old dude that she is with, i guess he is very……………..very lucky!
The reason why people like me and Jay get fucking hot chicks like Emma is because we are rich. Jealous? Well too bad, you fucking wanker, the world is unfair. So sod off you bloody perv and do everyone a favour by killing yourself.
You disgusting pig. I couldn’t even suffer through the entire article, it was so gross. Can you get through a single sentence, forget a single second, without thinking about vagina or eating it? The saddest thing is that you aren’t even the sickest fuck on the internet, I’m sure, but you definitely deserve a place on How To Catch A Predator. This article was inapporiate, demeaning, sexist, and clearly poorly written at best, if you can look past the filth for a half moment.
I can’t even imagine what kind of woman is going to get stuck with you, mate. I sure do envy her, though, because she’ll have a lovely life being fucked up by her “winner” husband as you picure yourself doing Emma Watson with your 2 in dick. I’ll send her some sympathy flowers when I get the chance.
What am I saying; this is assuming you’ll actually get a girlfriend!
Whoever she is going to be (MAYBE), she sure will be damn lucky to have a sick little bitch, such as yourself, whose dick can’t stop jumping at the thought of a barely legal young woman. Here’s a little tip, you effin’ wanker, Emma Watson is classy, and girls like her don’t go for trash like you. You’re the pervert these women call the cops on, not go to bed with.
Seriously. Fuck /yourself/ up the ass if you’re that damn horny.
And do us all a favor and get off the damn internet.
http://www.beersteak.com/about-bullshit-blog/
Y’all niggas postin’ in a troll thread.
Oh, it is so hilarious how everyone fell all over themselves about this article. Well played Mark. You totally got them with this one.