Janet Jackson Teaching Larry King How To Dance
February 29th, 2008Janet Jackson was on Larry King‘s show and she was trying to teach the idiot how to dance. You guessed it, Larry King is the clumsiest person on Earth. I came to conclusion that he’s not alive, he’s a zombie. Nobody can copy zombie moves this well, he’s got to be one. And nobody is this clumsy if they’re alive. Secret revealed – Larry King = a zombie.
Janet Jackson was actually pretty nice. I never had a thing for her but she kind of impressed me with her ways of explaining dancing to a zombie. However if you take into account that Janet was on Larry King Live and previously on Good Morning America and she also did Ellen DeGeneres show (her lip-syncing sucked more than Britney Spears’ VMA Award Fiasco) then you know she’s desperate and reached the very bottom of her musical career. Expect to find latest CD release of Janet Jackson in discount bins in Walmart very soon.
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