Pamela Anderson Was Attacked by Leeches

Miss fake boobs Pamela Anderson was on Mr. talk show Craig Ferguson last night and explained what those marks she’s had on her arms were from.

Pam said she’s had them since she was 9 years old and it’s been traumatizing her all time through. When she was a little girl (back then she was a Canadian and no, I don’t think she had fake boobs when she was 9) Pamela Anderson went swimming in a lake and bunch of leeches attacked her. Nom, nom, nom. And she wasn’t even talking about her ex-husbands.

If I were a leech, I wouldn’t suck on her blood. God knows how old she was when she lost her virginity. We’re talking Pamela Anderson after all, she could have had it done with by the time she was 9 for all we know. I wouldn’t even suck on her nipples. I betcha that silicone is stuffed there so tightly you can taste it through her areola. And forget about sucking on her pussy. That’s herpes right there. No, I ain’t being no leech with this ho. I’d rather wank it for the rest of my life. Speaking of which….

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Further Reading:

• Who is on Dancing with the Stars 2010 – Full List
• Pamela Anderson Photo Without Make-Up (oops)
• Pamela Anderson Gas Pump FAIL

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