Clay Aiken has landed himself a hot piece of ass boyfriend. That’s what they say. I have no idea, I ain’t expert on dicks. His name is Reed Kelly and he’s a dancer on Broadway. Dancer on Broadway? That says it all. Clay Aiken must be enjoying the life – first he got himself a kid, then he came out of the closet and told us what we all already knew (that he was gay) and now he receives prostate massages from Reed Kelly’s penis. Life is good for Clay Aiken.

Reed Kelly stars in a Broaway musical titled Wicked. Aparently it’s a big shit musical – I wouldn’t know, I don’t go to musicals. Clay Aiken alegedly met Reed Kelly in early 2008 when they were doing Spamalot (that’s a musical?).

BTW, throughotu this entire post, each time I went to type “Reed Kelly” I somehow managed to mistype it into “Reek Kelly”. Don’t know why… I’d corrected it all, but damn, every single one ended up being a reek. Fuck I need a break!