Ryan Seacrest to Replace Larry King

Ryan Seacrest to Replace Larry King

WTF? Looks like Ryan Seacrest has been giving Larry King some enjoyable prostate massages, because when Larry retires, Ryan is gonna take over the Larry King Show. That kind of means that CNN is going to give everybody who watches TV a prosatte massage. Actually, no… that’s no prostate massage, that’s fucking painful anal tear with no Vaseline.

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Ryan Seacrest is sucking CNN cock to get his gay ass on their regular programme and replace Larry King maybe next year. Ryan has already filled in for Larry on a number of occasions and Larry has had himself heard that he would pick Ryan as his successor. Larry has got to seriously love that prostate massage he gets form Ryan.

Seacrest has already forced his ass on American Idol, he’s got his own Radio show and works for E! and now CNN? And Larry fuicking King out of all? What has this world come to?

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