Sarah Larson Does Ryan Cabrera

January 21st, 2009

Sarah Larson Does Ryan Cabrera

Yes, it’s the same gold digger Sarah Larson who was chewing on George Clooney’s nut sack just last year and yes, it’s the same Ryan Cabrera who was fisting Ashlee Simpson’s prostate yet before that. Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ashlee Simpson had a prostate. But let’s get back to our awesome couple of failed gold diggers – Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera.

Sarah Larson had a little bit too much to drink at the Sundance Film Festival in Las Vegas and got all raunchy with half a dozen men. Failed gold diggers seek attention anywhere they can, even if it requires showing 6 dicks in your mouth at the same time. When her pussy-rubbing-against-six-men session was done with, dumb gold digger dumped failed losers and left with Ryan Cabrera. She must have took a smarten up pill later that night to have had dumped failed losers and swapped them for a failed gold digger. Ryan Cabrera’s name at least made it on some sites and magazine pages. What a has been either way.

What the couple of failed gold diggers did together is a big mystery, maybe they’d sat at the round table and had a business talk. next thing we see is a new business formed in Las Vegas. Name of the business? Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera school of failed gold digging – have your whoring destroyed the spectacular way.

Sarah Larson pic credit: AP (Associated Press)

 

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