Wonderbra by Dita von Teese (with Pictures)

Wonderbra by Dita von Teese

I don’t like Dita von Teese at all. Marilyn Manson has done the best thing he could when he got rid of her. Dita is so outdated and obsolete, she should retire herself. And I guess she realizes that herself – her career that never was one is ending so she’s about to launch her own sexy collection Wonderbra by Dita von Teese.

Photo ads for Dita von Teese Wonderbra have already been shot and you can see the pictures here. I have just one thing to say – whole lotta photoshop. She’s enhanced the fuck out of. She doesn’t even look human anymore, it’s all plastic. Which is not necessarily a bad thing, cause she looks crappy anyway, so I’d rather stare at the Burger King plastic smiley homo king face than this obnoxious smirk on the face of Dita von Teese.

New wonderbra line by Dita von Teese will feature bras for three different moods in three different sizes. They are all inspired by 40s and 50s fashion which is 60 years old and that to me is dead and should stay dead. Don’t resurrect things that belong in the past. Dita, don’t you just get it?

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