Chris Weitz – New Director of Twilight Sequel: New Moon
December 15th, 2008
This guy up there, Chris Weitz, will be directing the sequel to Twilight called New Moon. Chris Weitz replaced Catherine Hardwicke – director of first Twilight movie because Summit Entertainment didn’t like the bitch. Apparently she was too bitchy and didn’t want to suck owners cock. I made up that past part, the one about sucking cock. She’s probably just a real bitch so they booted her ass out of Twilight despite apparent success of the movie she directed.
As a director, Chris Weitz is best known for American Pie and The Golden Compass. Main protagonists of Twilight Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan) and Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen) are allegedly not impressed with major change on director’s seat, but fat pay check will make shut their pie holes irrevocably. Twilight grossed $140 million so far and 8-11 year old are still competing at who’ll see the movie more times.
Hopefully Chris Weitz has the ability to convey special effects – one obvious part at which Catherine Hardwicke failed. He’s gonna have much thicker budget since movie was an obvious success. Needless to say, Summit Entertainment will expect more dough out of New Moon so expectations are not low. Chris Weitz will have to put up with that pressure and deliver. It won’t be too difficult, me thinks. Any romantic chick flick will sell out like hot cakes. That’s the easiest demographics to target. These pre teen bitches suck money out of their dads like there’s no tomorrow and they spend it all on that shit just because it’s fucking IN.
Good luck to Chris Weitz. I hope he delivers with New Moon. Afterall, I went to see Twilight and I liked it. I guess I’m not all that different from a pre pubescent little whore.
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