So I’m watching this trailer for Punisher: Warzone and can’t help but think – is it gonna be the worst movie of the decade? Kind of the same as its predecessor that sucks sweaty whale dick? The trailer definitely suggests so yet I’m sure brainless kids from their mom’s basements will buy Punisher t-shirts and get Punisher tattoos cause to a brainless kid that’s “cool”.

As if completely lame original Punisher was not enough, Lionsgate decided to follow up with another torturously faggy piece that connects on lameness the original started. The synopsis or Warzone – Frank Castle aka The Punisher (Ray Stevenson) goes on a rampage, kills everyone to eventually face Jigsaw – his main nemesis. How mindboggling. Who came with this original script. Even the name of a bad guy is so fucking original it gives me anal warts.

Judging by the trailer, makers of Punisher: Warzone (directed by Lexi Alexander, co-written by Nick Santora and Art Marcum) realized that they suck ass and that the idea of The Punisher is beyond lame, so they added what they could to spice up the movie – gore. Basically, Punisher: Warzone is bound to suck any way you look at it. This worthless piece of d-list cinematography opens in theaters this weekend. Bring vomit bags with you and not because of snuff. Expect lameness to a point it’ll make you puke.

Punisher: Warzone Trailer is below: