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I know mug shots are not the most flattering photography in the world, kind of like passport pictures, but Shante Broadus, wife of rapper Snoop Dogg better tell her husband to get her some facial maintenance stuff going. Maybe it’s just a bad time of month for her. She probably went to get pain killers and the best shit they had was two bottles of Jack Daniels, Shante Broadus saw the No. 7 Brand, picked a couple bottles up, chugged that shit right down her throat, killed the menstrual pain and went for a ride. Too bad Jack only kills the pain and doesn’t fix your acne, her mug shot would look much better then.

Snoop Dogg’s wife Shante Broadus was arrested for DUI early this morning in Fullerton, California. At least she picked right place to drive under the influence through. Shante Broadus right after the arrest, because in Fullerton’s DUI arrests, the bail is not needed. How awesome is that? You get your guts loaded with booze, go for a spin, cops bust your ass for DUI and release you on the spot, because that’s how much Fullerton rocks. They pull you over, you DUI, they take you to the City Jail, they book you, issued a citation to appear in court and after that you’re free to go.

Cordozar Calvin Broadus Jr., which is the real name of Grammy award nominater rapper and his wife Shante Broadus have been married since 1997. That’s over 10 years of happy marriage. Shante Broadus should give Shaniqua Tompkins tuitions on how to be a good wife to a busy rapper. Cause Shaniqua has no damn clue.

Yesterday I posted about Genepax Invention of a Water Powered Car and today we have info on Extreme Biodiesel, a biofuel that even more powerful than a regular biodiesel. So they call it an Extreme Biodiesel, make sense, right? No it doesn’t.

Biodiesel, the regular one, is a fuel processed as diesel, which means it consists of short chain alkyl-esters, both methyl and ethyl. Biodiesel is made of vegetable oils or animal fats that are transesterificated, making a high power fuel capable of performing on itself or blended with regular diesel fuel. That means it can be added into a regular diesel vehicle that you own and will make it run.

Extreme Biodiesel then uses this principle and takes it to next level. Biodiesel is thoroughly tested fuels available on the market. We could soon see it available to fill our tanks with.

British royal Princess Eugenie, younger daughter of The Duke and Duchess of York and a sister of Princess Beatrice is 18 year old and knows how to have fun. She was seen running around naked and drunk on the grounds of Marlborough College – a posh school in Wilts, UK.

Now that’s my kind of royal blood. How do I hook up with her? We could run around any college grounds naked, drinking Jack Daniels from my flask and have sexy times together. Great success. I love royals who started having sex when they were 12 and take double anal by the time they’re 18. Actually, I don’t know if Princess Eugenie is anything like that, but she could rub those braces against my thick shaft any day.

According to a staff member at Marlborough College who was on duty that night, he was woken up by students’ voices and found about dozen of them naked and drunk and dancing around. No mention of sex, but he probably just missed it. i mean, who the fuck dances around naked and drunk and doesn’t have a giant orgy when there’s another 11 naked and drunk people doing the same thing. Give me a break. The janitor probably wanted to dip his penis into the roal pussy but she was already taking 4 in at the same time, he got pissed and reported her ass.

According to Fox News, it was all girls, though. I’m heart broken. Princess Eugenie is a lesbian. They were rubbing vaginas together never caring for healthy man mean in their asses. That pushes tears in my eyes. My do royals have gay relationships leaving me out. Grrr.

Image credit: Associated Press

What the hell was this ho thinking? Kristina Caban, 23 year old photography student from New York had sex with some douche called Samir Sara and he never called her after that one time. She probably gave terrible head and wouldn’t take it in the ass. I understand the douche, who would want to go through sucky sex like that twice?

Someone must have given Kristina Caban false impression about her fellatio skills, because she decided that her blowjobs don’t suck, literally… and decided to call that one night stand with Samir Sara “a rape”. That false rape aka one night stand took place in 2004. Two years later, stupid ho probably sucked dicks of Robert Testagrossa (her current boyfriend) and Joel Leonhard, cause those two douchebags joined her in a deed that landed them in jail – they branded Samir Sara with hot iron. Haha, how imaginative is that?

Whatever is the smooch in between I actually don’t know and am just guessing based on real life experiences. Fact of a matter remains – Kristina Caban and Robert Testagrossa got 5 years in jail for branding a giant letter R on the lower back of Samir Sara with hot iron. They were gonna brand whole word “RAPIST” on his skin, but chickened out as the victim screamed bloody murder. Three days later the ho was arrested and accidently tipped the police off bout her accomplices, however Joel Leonhard was not caugh and still remains at large.

Good job, Kristina Caban, good fucking job!

OMG, Friday the 13th is taking it’s toll and it’s not funny. Tim Russert is Dead. This shocking and sudden news just came in at this moment and it appears to have been caused by a Heart Attack. The host of “Meet the Press” collapsed few hours ago at NBC’s Washington news bureau during voice over recording for Sunday’s Meet The Press. He was only 58 year old

Tim Russert has been with NBC since 1984. Time Magazine had him in their top 100 most influential people list for 2008. He had just returned from a family vacation in Italy where they were celebrating his son’s graduation from Boston College.

RIP Tim Russert

The verdict over Child Pornography charges claiming that R&B singer R Kelly was producing and participating in child pornography came after six years and one day of jury deliberations. The verdict is – Not Guilty.

Cook County jury consisting of nine men and three women acquitted R Kelly of all 14 counts filed against him.

R Kelly has been denying it was him in the tape and even the victim, who is now 23, said it wasn’t her in the video. The prosecutors based their case on key witness who said she had a threesome with the singer and that girl who may have been as young ass 13 years old at the time. The defense based theirs on the fact that R Kelly has a giant mole on his back where as the man in video doesn’t.

41 year old, Grammy award winning Robert Sylvester Kelly is best known for his hit single “I Believe I Can Fly”.

Big drama has been rocking the Broadway lately. Two well toned men got in each other’s hair because each wanted to be known for the best toned bod around. Mario Lopez used to think it was him, but scene was entered by Nick Adams who’s taking in a lot of spotlight.

Nick Adams co-stars with Mario Lopez in a Broadway play “A Chorus Line”. Mario’s been rather obsessed with his toned muscles as of late and wanted to show off his skin, so he demanded his character wears short sleeve shirts. He further demanded that Nick Adam’s character be all covered up in a hoodie. Rather odd demand which could easily mean that Mario Lopez doesn’t like anyone else around him admired for toned muscles.

The fight between the two got further escalated when underwear company 2(x)ist ditched Mario Lopez after they saw what Nick Adams looks like. Mario was all pumped up to star in 2(x)ist’s new advertising campaign showing off his abs, but the company decided to give the gig to Nick Adams.

Why have I not thought of that myself? I always wanted to be a gynaecologist and spend my entire days exploring vaginas of random women. But I guess you can’t play the game for too long. If you’re not an expert gynaecologist and just pretend to be one to play with labia, someone’s gonna notice your drool and hear vibrating bullet in your ass and your ass is gonna get busted. At least that was the story of Zalman Silber – a wealthy businessman from New York. However, the story turned out to be a bogus, the case of Zalman Silber was dismissed in a court of law as he was falsely accused.

The original story after it had surfaced would have been something like this:

Zalman Silber opened a gynaecology office on Park Avenue in Manhattan back in 2004 and “treated” two women of 24 and 18 years. He fooled the bitches by telling them that the exams were part of some medical survey and they ate it with desert.

His normal job, that makes him shit loads of money is the tourist attraction he owns in the Empire State Building. It offers visitors to take a virtual flight through New York.

After false accusations, Zalman Silber was arrested. All other doctors (legitimate ones) from the area were surprised to see one of them arrested and then they found out he was a fake gynaecologist.

This story proved to be a fake, though. The fact is, though – we live in a sue happy age. People get accused of and sued for all sorts of things, including those they never did. That’s especially the case with rapes. Rape is the most abused allegation. I say the punishment for lying about having been raped should be more severe than punishment for rape itself. It’s ridiculous that so many women simply accuse any random men of rape that never took place, destroying their lives irreversibly. BTW… Any women in New York eager to take special survey exams?

This is a very rare video of a very rare creature – a Sea Dragon. They are absolutely spectacular and the look just plain mind blowing.

Leafy Sea Dragon as seen in the video here is the only member of the family Phycodurus – Phycodurus eques. Filmed at the Chicago Aquarium, these Sea Dragons are native to Australian shallow sea shores. Leafy protrusions are there solely for the sake of camouflage and do not function as means of movement.

With approaching Father’s Day, another species of this rare creature – a Weedy Sea Dragon at the Georgia Aquarium is pregnant. Just as it is with Sea Horses and Pipe Fish, it’s male Sea Dragons who carry the eggs and bring offspring to life. This will be the third time in the US that a Sea Dragon would give birth. It’s a very rare a special occasion that could not have been timed better.

Visit Georgia Aquarium for more information

Genepax Co Ltd, a company from Japan invented a car that runs on water. No more expensive gasoline fuel, no CO₂ emissions, none of that crap. Genepax is the real deal with the real car that runs on water. At least that’s what it seems like…

The prototype car Genepax announced and demonstrated on yesterday’s show and tell in Osaka, Japan is run by the engine that generates power form the supply of air and water. Company’s own Water Energy System (WES) uses their own membrane electrode assembly (MEA) which break water down into oxygen and hydrogen through chemical reactions producing energy similar to that of a regular fuel engine.

Genepax car is electricity powered, runs on water and is environmentally friendly. It will take any water, including rain or sea water. One liter is enough to get your car running for an hour at 80km/h. Genepax CEO Kiyoshi Hirasawa said that unlike regular electric cars, their car will continue to run for as long as you supply water to it. You pour water into the tank, special generator breaks it down to create electric power.

You won’t be able to buy Genepax cars yet, but the company has applied for a patent and is negotiating with various Japanese car manufacturers to collaborate with in mass production or cars that run on water. Good times ahead.

Below is the video demonstrating the car, but it’s in Japanese

Official Website (in Japanese)