What is Miley Cyrus Scared Of?

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Do you know what Miley Cyrus is scared of? Apparently she’s scared of needles but what’s more important is why kids are always so scared of Miley Cyrus. In a video above, one year old girl shows how much she hates Miley Cyrus – at least that’s what her dad claims. While a song by Miley Cyrus plays, baby starts to scream, then when dad puts on Bon Jovi, baby starts to laugh. Dad is just plain dumb.

Dad thinks his baby hates Miley, but he has no idea what really is going on. If you take a closer look, it appears as though the dad had a Mac computer. Every baby, unless suffering from complete lack of intelligence is bound to puke when you put it before a Mac. Unless you play an old school Bon Jovi tune – certain Bon Jovi tunes are so epic, they even negate the bullshit Mac computers induce in people. Miley Cyrus can sleep well. She still has a long way to go before she can match Apple products with lameness.

Katrina Hodge Photo in Underwear

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Katrina Hodge Photo in Underwear

Her friends call her “Combat Barbie” because that’s what she truly is. Katrina Hodge serves in the British Army holding the rank of Corporal hence “Combat” and she’s very good looking, hence “Barbie”. Aside from being a Combat Barbie, Katrina Hodge is also a Miss England. But despite being a female, it seems as though there has a set of brass balls somewhere in that underwear as that’s what it takes to make the kind of request Katrina Hodge presented beauty pageant judges with.

According to reports, Katrina Hodge told the Miss World Championship judges that bikini promenade is too stressful for the participants and suggested that instead of having the swimsuit round, the Miss pageants should replace it with a sports challenge. Hmm, if I were a judge, I’d reject that without second thought. Unless of course the sports challenge involves figure staking because that’s one sport full of crotch spreading in all imaginable positions you dream of exercising in bed.

As it turns out, the Miss England judges have listened to her blabber and British Telegraph has already reported that swimsuit competition will not be part of Miss England 2010. As such, Miss England just got a whole lot more boring. It is quite clear that Miss England 2010 will see the lowest ratings in history and 2011 edition will have to make up for it if they are to remain competitive. I have a suggestion – introduce pole dancing!

Oddly enough, even though 22 year old Katrina Hodge fights to have bikini exposure removed from Miss pageants, she’s no stranger to posing in bikini for cameras. Being a La Senza underwear model, she’s done a good deal of showing her skin, though with all private parts covered (see underwear photo above). Let’s hope a set of nude pictures showing those tender fleshy bits of Katrina Hodge hit the internet soon.

27 Year Old Nitinkumar Patel Urinates on Women in Jersey City

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27 year old man identified as Nitinkumar Patel was arrested after several complaints from women came that he urinated on them at a bus stop in Journal Square, Jersey City. Law enforcement officials confirmed that at least 7 women complained that they have been urinated on in the last three months. Nitinkumar Patel was eventually caught in the act and arrested while urinating on a 16 year old girl.

According to the New Jersey Department of Corrections, Nitinkumar Patel spent 6 years in prison for aggravated assault convictions and was released in January 2009. Looks like it didn’t take him too long to get arrested again – only this time it’s for urinating on women. What the hell? But then again, without racial prejudice, after the video showed an image of said Nitinkumar Patel, I was no longer surprised. He looks like he came from India or Pakistan. In countries like that, it is normal for men to piss and shit in public. That’s why those countries look like public dump sites.

Alexandra of America’s Next Top Model Falls and Gets Owned by Swinging Gong

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21 year old Alexandra of Kerrville, Texas is very competitive and let things really get to her so she got double owned on a catwalk of America’s Next Top Model. It was brilliant! When a biotch who thinks too much of herself falls on her mug promenading her fat ass before the people, the feeling of happiness soars in the sky like angels. But when the same biotch collects herself and thinks she can still pull it off, but gets subsequently owned by a swinging gong, you know the world is instantly becoming a better place. The only thing that could make it better is having said Alexandra come on camera in tears and say that she’s very competitive. This video made my day. The pictures of that gay guy in yellow suit who does those gay movements with his hands and says things like “Wow” and “She’s Mad” only make it so much better.

The swinging gong told Alexandra straight up what everyone was thinking – she doesn’t belong on America’s Next Top Model and needs to get off that catwalk cause she’s too fat and ugly. When in doubt, listen to the gong.

Barack Obama Fox News Interview with Bret Baier (Video)

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Barack Obama Fox News Interview with Bret Baier

King of empty words and utter bullshitry also known as Barack Obama agreed to an interview with Bret Baier from Fox News and as always, Barack Obama stayed true to his reputation of being able to speak a lot and not say a word worthy of goat crap.

Barack Obama is plain and simple lost without his teleprompter. He has never been a public speaker and never had an option worth a fart in the bathtub. All he does is parrot what he’s told through his teleprompter and when faced with real questions without his advisors telling him what to say, he’s back to his natural self of being a stuttering idiot.

When Bret Baier asked Barack Obama a direct question, the president responded by stating that he gets too many emails. Then as the interviewer insists on an answer, Barack Obama proceeded to make empty speeches and accused Bret Baier of interrupting him! WTF Barry? You idiot! How about you address the question instead of pulling out like a coward that you are accusing the asking party of interrupting you?

Oh I see. You have never in the past been able to say anything of substance so why now, right? You don’t answer the question so you are repeatedly asked it and then you accuse the interviewer of interrupting you. How intelligent of you. Wait – did I just use word “intelligence” in the same articles with Barack Obama? The doom is upon us!

Video of that Barack Obama tool being interviewed by Bret Baier of Fox News is below. This is not the whole interview but shows what the rest was all about. Barack Obama hasn’t answered one single question:

Corey Haim 911 Call

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Corey Haim 911 Call

This is the recording of the 911 Emergency Call Corey Haim’s mother Judy Haim made after her son collapsed. The dispatcher who took the call definitely sounds very unwholesome and difficult to understand, which is also apparent from Judy Haim’s difficulties to make out what he was mumbling. She was clearly distressed over the collapse of her son but she made more sense than the 911 dispatcher himself.

The Corey Haim 911 Call was made on March 10, 2010 after the actor collapsed and was found not breathing, which is what Judy Haim told the operator. Given that 911 calls are often a matter of life and death, I’d imagine someone with more distinct speech pattern to give instructions to people on the other end of the line that could save lives. This dispatcher seemed so uninterested and uninvolved I’d be frustrated out of my mind if I had him on the phone and someone close to me dying in my arms.

Not only has the 911 dispatcher failed to comfort distressed Judy Haim, he failed to provide her with clear instructions on what she could do to potentially save him and eventually hung up on her cause he could not be bothered talking to her anymore. How idiotic is that? Who hired that guy to such important post that has no room for douchbags? Corey Haim 911 Call video is below:

Lyssianasid Amphipod aka Antarctic Shrimp Discovered by NASA 600 Feet Below Ice

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Lyssianasid Amphipod aka Antarctic Shrimp Discovered by NASA 600 Feet Below Ice

When scientists from NASA dug a hole through the arctic ice to bury a video camera 600 feet (183 meters) below it, they didn’t expect to find any higher life forms in this place where no sun rays ever make it though. To their surprise, an Antarctic Shrimp known as Lyssianasid Amphipod came to check their camera out and even parked itself on a camera cable.

The discovery of the shrimp like Lyssianasid Amphipod as well as a jellyfish at the underbelly of the Antactic ice sheet opens new questions on where else could higher life forms be discovered. NASA ice scientists admit that they expected to find nothing more than certain types of microbes in a place where light never shines so what was Lyssianasid Amphipod doing there?

The 3 inch long Lyssianasid Amphipod is not a shrimp, just a distant relative that looks like one. Some scientists speculate that sub freezing, permanently dark waters below Antarctic ice sheet may not be the permanent dwelling of this Lyssianasid Amphipod, stating that the orange critter may have swam there from great distances.

The biggest puzzle remains – what does the Lyssianasid Amphipod feed on in this hostile environment. The reason why scientists didn’t expect to find nothing but microbes down there is that they are capable of feeding themselves on chemicals dissolved in ocean water, but higher life forms such as a shrimp or a jellyfish need more than that to survive.

The discovery of Lyssianasid Amphipod comes to show how little we know about the planet we tend to think we know everything about. If advanced life forms exist in these harsh conditions, could there be any on distant planets? Is Lyssianasid Amphipod just the beginning of it? Could there be much more to discover in human unchallenged waters deep below Antarctic ice?

The Ring – Japanese Prank

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When a random Japanese girl dresses up like Samara from The Ring and does nothing but stand in a hallway yet every person that passes by freaks the hell out, you know that The Ring was a good horror movie. This video looks like some form of a well executed Japanese prank which looks real by the reactions pulled by those people entering (those are genuine Japanese reactions) but it could be fake by the frequency at which people are entering. they seem rather distributed evenly as if someone was giving them cues to enter at a certain time, when previous person is already off the camera. Pretty funny either way.

That nut towards the end who has no sense of humor sort of spoils the video, but it’s amazing otherwise.

Playful Puppy Gets Mercilessly Owned by a Feisty Cat (cute video)

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This is one of the cutest video you have ever seen. Playful puppy wants to play and starts nibbling on cat’s ear. Feisty cat is having none of that and punched the puppy in the fact twice. Puppy attempts to continue playing but gets another punch. Then the puppy gives out a heartbreaking cry and the feisty cat knocks it out. So cute it’s unreal.