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Remember the 3D TV Sets that were expected to be introduced at CES Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas this January? Well, so far no big news because all the buzz was stolen by latest LG Television – the thinnest TV in the world. The South Korean electronics manufacturer LG unveiled their 7 millimeters thick TV Set which doesn’t have a name yet it’s so new, but is just a touch thicker than cardboard paper. You can look at the size of your nail on the pinky – that’s how thick this LG television is.

According to LG spokesperson who was present at the Consumer Electronics Show, world’s thinnest TVs will be available for sale to general public towards the end of 2010. LG’s chief technology officer Woo Paik referred to the TV as the hyper-slim television and confirmed that it is three times thinner than previously thinnest TV set by LG which was 23 millimeters in width. LG is moving towards equipping all of their new TVs with “Connected TV” feature which will enable interconnection with other home based electronics, as well as the internet.

If you ever thought you were good at something, let me show you the video that will make you look like a complete, incompetent loser. AZO, this Asian kid is the Definition of Multi Talented. You thought you had a talent, or maybe you thought you were multi talented yourself. Well, guess what – you’re not. You suck. This is talent, this is multi talented.

I don’t know much about AZO as I have just found out about him but my jaw has dropped. As I have watched the video I truly began to wonder whether there is anything he can’t do. The way I see it, AZO will soon star in a major Asian production and we’ll see him on the silver screen in North America soon because this is ridiculous. How can someone be this awesome?

Anyway, great way to make you feel insecure. If you were trying parkour or something else that’s cool, don’t even watch the video or else you will quit on yourself. No matter how hard you try, you’re not multi talented. AZO is. He’s the definition of multi talented. Unless he’s simply not human.

They have a whole different culture in Japan so it is often hard to grasp for us in the western hemisphere, but watching their TV pranks is hilarious. The awesomeness of Japan doesn’t end with pranks, though. They are also the home to the world’s smallest toilet. As seen in photos provided, the hallway in one of Japan’s pubs leading to the front to back smallest toilet in the world is so narrow, most fat North Americans would have a hard time getting through. Luckily slim and petite Japanese have no issues with that. Oddly enough, even though world’s smallest toilet is in Japan, the “toilet” sign on its door is in English, and they hardly ever use any non Japanese signs for anything. This to me is weirder than the size of the toilet itself. Claustrophobia anyone?

Living in Northern Alberta, I find wussies from areas such as Florida completely ridiculous when they spot a snowflake. Temperatures in Florida dropped a little bit and everyone, including animals are all puff about it. While people mostly yap incoherent shite about it being cold, iguanas are falling from trees. Just like that, dropping off the branches.

Iguanas are not native to Florida. They were brought in from Central and South America and released to the wild by careless pet owners. It was only a question of time before invasive species quit on local conditions. I wouldn’t quite imagine it by freezing motionless till you fall from a tree, but still, nature has its way with invasive species.

The iguanas falling from trees used to be the urban legend but now there are video documents to prove the statement true. According to the experts, even though tree falling iguanas appear dead on impact, they are not. When temperatures drop below 40 Degrees Fahrenheit, iguanas’ body switches off and enters a state of hibernation. The only part of their body that still operates is their heart. The rest is completely shut off. If this stage is reached while iguana is sitting on a branch of a tree where they dwell, the imminent result is a free falling drop. When temperatures grows above 40, their bodies revive.

Video with footage of iguanas falling from trees in Florida is below.

This seems too awesome to not be fake, but let’s pretend we believe just for one second. Christmas or not, when you need to bust you nut, you need to bust your nut and they say chicks are hornier in winter than in summer cause they are not getting as much of it. This Busted at Christmas Party video appears to have taken place at a workplace. Some kind of storage room full of filing paper is entered by a guy and a girl in heat ready to whip it up and celebrate Christmas in style – along with sperm decorated Christmas cake. I kind of thought the bust would be in that chick having a penis but it didn’t happen to be the case. It was a set up never the less. The chick was quite possibly part of the team that put it all together. Must have sucked for the guy cause the two were likely co-workers so he had this crash on the chick whole year and now it looked like Christmas was the best time of the year to make a move and everything went as he’d desire from the beginning…

I betcha 15 minutes later, after the guy came to he excused himself and went to finish off his horny nut in the washroom.

Watching a mammal perform autofellatio on himself makes chicks cream their pants. You’d think it’s guys who would cream themselves, but no… it’s girls. In this case it’s a mighty walrus who shows us his spectacular spinal flexibility and length of his penis that allow him to comfortably suck his own dick. Animals are awesome.

If walrus females are as useless at fellatio as human females, then I’m not surprise the male walrus population developed autofellatio skills. The golden age of blowjobs has long been over for us straight humans, but I’m hearing that the art of sucking dicks still exists among gay men population. Walruses can relate. They know what we as man go through given how useless women are these days so they look after their own sexual needs too. If I were a chick, I’d be ashamed.

The video of awesome walrus performing autofellatio at some sea world is below. Nevermind the girl who gets off to watching his do it off the camera. The guy who videotaped it (let’s presume she was his girlfriend – I mean you wouldn’t take your sister to a sea world, would you) clearly had the same thoughts going through his head. Stupid ho thinks it’s funny when a male performs autofellatio. But what’s a straight guy do when females can’t suck worth shit nowadays?

NY Post Page 6 reports that comic Artie Lange who’s best known for being a Howard Stern sidekick stabbed himself nine times in a suicide attempt. How can he stab himself in a suicide attempt? Are there no self preservation mechanisms in Artie Lange’s mind that would prevent him from inflicting pain upon himself continuously with intentions to take his own life? I mean – I can understand someone taking pills, jumping off the building or pulling a trigger of a handgun in their mouth, cause this type of suicide attempt only takes a simple one time action and that should be it. But stabbing yourself? How can you stab yourself and do it repeatedly while you’re at it?

According to Page 6, Artie Lange was discovered bloodied in his Hoboken apartment by his mom who alerted the police by calling 911 and had him taken to a hospital. Surgeons say Artie Lange was bleeding heavily due to excessive stab wounds but they managed to save his life. So now that his life is saved, Artie Lange can chalk this suicide attempt off as another of his life failures. If you can’t even kill yourself properly then you seriously fail at life. Bloody show off.

Artie Lange Photo by Bobby Bank, WireImage

If you have recently purchased a brand new TV set (a Christmas present for the family, perhaps), you’ll be pretty pissed off to hear this one. Commercially available 3D TV Sets will be available for sale to end consumers this year. It is expected that new 3D TV Sets will be only about $300 more expensive than same size flat screen TV Sets without 3D capability. You’ve heard it right – a 3D TV experience right in your living room. This is gonna change the way you watch porn forever.

DreamWorks Animation CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg said that his studio will release each of their new movies in 3D versions, because 2010 will be the year of 3D TVs. Sony, Discovery and Imax are joining forces to create the first fully 3D TV channel that could go live as early as towards the end of this year. HDNet owner Mark Cuban also said that his channel will start broadcasting most of its prime time and weekend shows in 3D soon. Disney owned sports network ESPN is planning to start with 3D broadcast on June 11, 2009 with the World Cup soccer.

The question now remains – which company has produced 3D TV Sets? People behind International CES – the world’s largest consumer technology tradeshow said they expect Sony, Panasonic, Samsung, LG, Mitsubishi and Vizio to unveil their 3D TV models at this week’s show (takes place between January 7 and 10, 2010 in Las Vegas). Consumer trends analysts anticipate 3D TV Sets to become an instant hit. As many as 45% of household in North America may feature a 3D TV Set by 2014 – the analysts anticipate.

Water Island is the smallest and the newest of the inhabited US Virgin Islands in the Caribbean, after Saint Thomas, Saint John and Saint Croix. According to the census from 2000, the population of Water Island is 161. Being less than 500 acres in size and overshadowed by its bigger brothers, Water Island doesn’t get as much traffic making it a tranquil getaway destination.

You can get to Water Island from Crown Bay in Saint Thomas, USVI by a ferry. There is one beach on Water Island called the Honeymoon Beach. Thanks to island’s remoteness, the beach is never overcrowded and is likely to be deserted giving you the feeling of being on your own private beach. I have personally rode a speed boat by Water Island but never actually physically stopped to enjoy the tranquility. I’m surely heading that way on my next trip to the Caribbean Sea.

Iranian hackers have been some of the most successful lately defacing even such sites as Twitter. They usually don’t compromise any personal data, they just deface the page to display some pro Iranian government message and move on to another site they hack. This time it was their idol Mahmoud Ahmadinejad that got his site hacked and it wasn’t an Iranian hacker who did it.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s personal blog located at www.Ahmadinejad.ir has been hacked into and redirected to a txt file (seriously… a txt file? Non Iranian hackers suck!) which displayed the text that was made to sound like a prayer, asking God to rid the world of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in 2010, after he ended the life journey of Michael Jackson, Patrick Swayze or Farrah Fawcett in 2009. The hacker also mentioned Iranian protester Neda Agha-Soltan who was assassinated by western jackals but was made to look as a martyr by western media twisting the facts and blaming Iranian government for her death. For some reason the West really wants to take control over Iran and they don’t stop at nothing. Financing and organizing protests, killing people and abusing the media to make brainless morans to believe people of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad were behind it.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Personal Blog is currently inaccessible which could be caused by massive floods of traffic as everyone is talking about the hack job so people want to see. But given what happened to Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s personal blog, I wouldn’t be surprised if it was some kind of an insider job, rather than hacker’s work.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad photo by Richard Drew, Associated Press