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You don’t see a picture like this often. Silvio Berlusconi, Italian Prime Minister, a billionaire, the owner of AC Milan football club and an Italian media magnate gave speech in Milan after which a man called Massimo Tartaglia approached him and punched him in the face so hard blood covered the mug of Silvio Berlusconi. Big deal in Italy. I’m assuming Massimo Tartaglia will vanish from the surface of the planet without a trace in the next few days.

Silvio Berlusconi was in Milan to give speech to thousands of his supporters who were waving Italian flags. Reports say that Massimo Tartaglia received 10 years of mental hospital treatment in the past. They must also have punching bags in Italian mental institutes.

Silvio Belusconi was taken to a hospital where he will be observed for 24 hours. No big deal. He’s just gonna have a fat lip for a few days and maybe a little scar after as it looks like Massimo Tartaglia did bust his lip pretty well. Silvio Berlusconi has been under criticism for alleged mafia ties in Italy lately. He refused the allegations but the opposition doesn’t want to accept it. Silvio Berlusconi is currently serving his third stint as Prime Minister of Italy which he started in May 2008. He’s been photographed with many women and his wife, actress Veronica Lario eventually filed for divorce.

The video of the mess with bloodied Silvio Berlusconi and images of attacker Massimo Tartaglia who made his Prime Minister bleed is below. It contains some blood so exercise caution before clicking on play button:

The name of Viktor Bout, Russian businessman who is in Thai prison on suspicion of making a fortune by supplying arms and weapons to areas at war is popping up as Thai police seized another plane with 40 tonnes of weapons onboard. The plane landed at the airport in Bangkok, Thailand to refuel and was due to leave for Colombo, Sri Lanka for another refuel. It is not know what final destination of the plane was at this time. Cargo space of the plane was loaded with loads of weaponry and ammunition and arrived in Bangkok from North Korea. Thai authorities found shoulder-launched rockets, rocket-propelled grenades potential missile components aboard the aircraft.

The plane had five crew members aboard – four were from Kazakhstan and the pilot was from Belarus. Thai police charged all four with illegal weapons smuggling. The sting operation was done in cooperation with Interpol and other agencies. Thailand’s been off the hook with busts of illegal weapon smugglers, especially after last year’s arrest of Viktor Bout who remains in Thai prison. USA authorities would like Viktor Bout extradited to the US but Thai court denied their request so for the time being, accused war criminal Viktor Bout is not going across the big pond.

Photo of a plane with arm cargo from North Korea seized by Thai police by Reuters. CNN video with report on the seize in Bangkok is below. It may be preceeded by an advertisement.

Conan O’Brian had a nice surprise set up for William Shatner during his latest edition of The Tonight Show. Within a nice set up, which involved Bass and Bong players, William Shatner was seated on a stool and read (aka mocked) Alaska Governor Sarah Palin by reading select paragraphs form her biography. When he was done, unexpectedly (for him) Sarah Palin herself entered the stage of Conan O’Brian’s show holding – you guessed it… a William Shatner biography book and returned the favor by reading paragraphs about his life. The look on Shatner’s mug was priceless. Sarah Palin totally owned his ass.

Now, this skit was nothing special really. Especially for me as I had no idea who the eff William Shatner was. I had to look his name up and when I checked out the result, it all became clear. His name is associated with Star Trek or something similarly insignificant. That why I’ve never heard of the guy and that’s why he means so little. Who the hell gives a poop about Star Trek???

I know you’ve been dying to hear new, striking Chrismas music this holiday season so let me introduce you to the masterpiece titled It’s Christmas by latest singing sensation Andrew Hart. You best jump on the bandwagon because Andrew Hart is the new Tay Zonday and It’s Christmas is the new Chocolate Rain. You don’t want your neighbors to own It’s Christmas before you, because it will show how slow and backwards you are so get right on it. You can purchase future #1 song on t3h interwebz by going to gottabeandrew.bandcamp.com. The song only costs $.99 and there is no denying this will be a major hit. You’ve heard it here first.

Once you got yourself your new It’s Christmas song from talented Andrew Hart, you can sing along with me: “Santa’s coming down the CHIMM-ERR-NEEEEE”. If you wish to see more videos by Andrew Hart, check out his YouTube channel by looking up his username GottaBeAndrew (Gotta Be Andrew – for easy remembering). The video of the song is below:

Well, at first sight this is a pretty hilarious Adobe After Effects Crash Report that outlines the reality of working with Adobe After Effects (video special effects software by Adobe) but smart people will see where the issue lies right away. And it’s not in Adobe After Effects, it’s in the platform the user is on. Dude, get yourself a real computer, not a MAC and your problems will diminish. Or did you actually think that you will get any work done by working on a failed platform? MAC users are hilariously dumb…

Let’s face it – you can either be a completely lame wedding couple and have the cake 98% of other newlyweds get, or you can go with something bolder, but cooler. How about bride blowing the groom? Isn’t that the best wedding cake idea ever? Look at the picture about and tell me if that doesn’t instantly catch your eye… Of course it does. And you know what else it does – it’ll make people remember. They will have been at dozens of wedding in their lifetime, but they will not remember any wedding cake but yours. That’s because your wedding cake idea stood out like a sore thumb. Have that bride of yours suck your dick not only during wedding night, but also on your wedding cake.

The only better wedding cake idea than a blowjob one would be to have a Zombie Wedding Cake but that’s way too awesome for someone below average. Go with a blowjob.

I will admit with shame that I do own a piece of garment Made in Bangladesh. It was also purchased in one of the East Indian run clothes stores with low quality, albeit very cheap clothes available. It’s a pair of pants I bought there and feel ashamed now that I’ve looked up the info on child labor in Bangladesh. My cheap pants came at a cost. At a cost higher than I’m willing to admit. It’s too late to undo my actions now, but I know I won’t be buying any cheap merchandise that’s Made in Bangladesh as it comes covered with sweat and tears of small children who whose cheap labor was used to produce the item.

According to International Labor Organization, there are 4.9 million working children aged between 5 and 14 years in Bangladesh. That represents 14.2 % of all children in that age group. Illiteracy rate of this age group is 36.4 %. Percentagewise it may not seem that bad, but that’s because total population of Bangladesh is over 155 million. Total numbers of child laborers are shocking. There are millions of children as young as 5 year old that are used as cheap labor in Bangladesh.

These are some shocking facts that prove child labor in Bangladesh is a serious international problem. I don’t think boycotting Made in Bangladesh products will help this situation much, though as poverty is already bad enough there. Some involvement of their government is needed, better child labor laws must be introduced and the policy must be enforced. Education and healthcare must be provided as it’s more difficult to abuse educated population. Or perhaps some companies could step up and allow for independent audits that would grant them with certification that their products are child labor free. I would support Made in Bangladesh merchandise if it came with reliable badge approving the items as child labor free. Support impoverished regions, but battle child labor.

Gallery of shocking pictures of Bangladesh child labor is below:

You know it’s coming, right? Tiger Woods Sex Tape will be on your computer screen very soon. I’m sure Tiger Woods’ agents are working round the clock to make sure any possible recordings of his Ambien Sex parties with countless mistresses are erased from the surface of the world, but so are the bounty hunters who realize there is a high price tag on Tiger Woods Sex Tape. Everyone know that if there is a Tiger Woods sex tape, it will be the most famous sex tape in existence and whoever gets to own it, will cash in like there’s no tomorrow. Hence the price for scoring one would be in multimillion dollar figures.

When it rains on Tiger Woods, it pours on Tiger Woods. The only thing worse than all current scandals that could happen to him is the actual Tiger Woods Sex Tape. But he needs to fear not. If the Tiger Woods sex tape does leak and makes it on the internet, he will likely lose some of his endorsements, but he can always make a new pact with Ambien and become their face. I’m sure their stock is already sky high and so are sales. If he actually smiled for their ads, the money would be pouring in. Screw Nike and their stupid shoes. Ambien Sex is where it’s at. Now let’s see some ugly skanks sucking on that Black/Asian cock of his. Let’s have some Tiger Woods sex tape.

I can’t help it OK? There’s been more than enough of Tiger Woods and his affairs with mistresses but even I believed at some point that he was living this life of a perfect family that’s setting up an example for all of us, hence I need to add some more shit on already stinky Tiger. Below is the transcript of a SMS text messaging exchange between Tiger Woods and one of his mistresses – Jaimee Grubbs. The text messages exchange is expectedly naughty giving little room to think that the Tiger Woods saga could possibly get any worse. Unless of course (and hopefully) someone leaks a Tiger Woods Sex Tape. Hellz yeah!

Tiger Woods: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)

Jaimee Grubbs: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you

Tiger Woods: We will make it happen

Jaimee Grubbs: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)

Tiger Woods: what kind of present your naked body

Jaimee Grubbs: haha no a watch I slept alone

Tiger Woods: alone with him that is

Jaimee Grubbs: haha I wish

Jaimee Grubbs: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)

Tiger Woods: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy

Jaimee Grubbs: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months

Tiger Woods: I need you

Jaimee Grubbs: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u

Tiger Woods: I will wear you out soon

Jaimee Grubbs: how soon? I got a new piercing

Tiger Woods: really. Where

Jaimee Grubbs: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond

Tiger Woods: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that

Tiger Woods: you just need some attention from me

Tiger Woods: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)

Jaimee Grubbs: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend

Tiger Woods: then I am

Jaimee Grubbs: I wish

Tiger Woods: quiet and secretively we will always be together

Tiger Woods: when was the last time you got laid

Jaimee Grubbs: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)

Tiger Woods: oh god

Jaimee Grubbs: take a break from watching boring old golf

Jaimee Grubbs: I mean the amazing sport of golf

Jaimee Grubbs: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding

Tiger Woods: I know sexy

Jaimee Grubbs: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)

Tiger Woods: oh stop

Jaimee Grubbs: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad

Tiger Woods: its never been that bad

Jaimee Grubbs: very true … I only watch football

Tiger Woods: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.

Jaimee Grubbs: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special

Tiger Woods: why do I not believe that?

Tiger Woods: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.

Tiger Woods: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself

Jaimee Grubbs: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing

Tiger Woods: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon

Jaimee Grubbs: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)

Tiger Woods: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport

Tiger Woods: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now

Tiger Woods: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)

Jaimee Grubbs: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work

Tiger Woods: go to the bathroom and take it

Jaimee Grubbs: haha ur too much

Jaimee Grubbs: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)

Tiger Woods: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.

Tiger Woods: she is not here. They left this morning

Jaimee Grubbs: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u

Tiger Woods: Because I’m blasian

Tiger Woods: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.

Jaimee Grubbs: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off

Tiger Woods: you are too funny

Tiger Woods: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)

Jaimee Grubbs: u too love

How do these text messages leak all the time anyway? Are there no more privacy laws of sorts? U4nless of course it’s Jaimee Grubbs herself that transcribed this SMS conversation and gracefully shared out of her own interest. This is a likely scenario as Jaimee Gribbs likely used to think that she was the only “special” and “secret” girl in Tiger Woods’ life but as the list of his mistresses kept growing, she realized that she was just another pussy on his dick. She was nothing special to him and nothing special to anyone else. Bitch got mad and posted the text messages she’s exchanged with Tiger Woods. Now you see who you shoved your Black/Asian dick into, Tiger? Filthy. In this day and age when everything is ruled by in internet, there is no such thing as “What happens in Vegas, stay in Vegas”. These days it’s all about “What happens in Vegas, makes it on the internet within minutes”. Poor Tiger Woods.

Golf Digest, a popular magazine about golf features two biggest failures of 2009 on their January issue cover – Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. The Golf Digest cover also bears a title of the story which reads: “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger.” Obviously, the editors of Golf Digest have no idea what they are talking about. The story should have been named as I have implied above: “Two Biggest Failures of 2009″. That would have been more appropriate and accurate.

According to a spokesperson associated with Golf Digest, the January issue was put together two weeks prior to Tiger Woods’ scandals and the article inside does not address any of that. Yet they are not considering to pull the issues from the shelves. Still, it’s precious timing how they managed to photoshop two biggest failures of 2009 before they both crown themselves as such. Hilarious.