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Hold your pedo dicks. This is not a child exploitation site, I’m just posting a video that’s on YouTube. This little girl is 9 year old and is from Peru. She’s re-enacted the music video of song Toxic by Britney Spears scene after scene. While production of the cover is pretty impressive, watching a 9 year old pulling off adult moves screams Pedo Alert big time.

It is important to recognize that anywhere in the world this girl will be seen as cute and awesome for pulling this off. In North America people will be outrage and will call for censorship of the internet. The land of the free!

The video is below. It contains footage of a 9 year old shaking her booty to Toxic the same way Britney Spears does in the same video:

Matthew Knowles, father of certain C List singers, such as Beyonce Knowles or Solange Knowles is facing a Paternity Suit. According to TMZ, Matthew Knowles stuck his naughty dick and unloaded his slimy sperm into the vaginal cavity of certain Alexsandra Wright who is looking to monetize on the situation and took a route of an attention whore. Alexsandra Wright knows how to dig some gold. Sit on a fat cock of some mofo with fat wallet, wiggle up and down until the slime comes out and when that moment comes, press hard on the dick so no frisky sperm finds its way out of your womb. That’s gold digging 101 right thur. Alexandra Wright has that shit down.

If Alexandra Wright spawns a kid and DNA proves Matthew Knowles is the father, it will be the second child out of his wedlock with Tina Knowles to whom he’s been married for 29 years. He previously knocked up another chick that wasn’t his wife which resulted in birth of Kelly Rowland who’s ex Destiny’s Child member (in the picture with Matthew Knowles above).

Alexsandra Wright filed the paternity suit in LA County Superior Court. She’s in her 30′s and works in LA as some weird PR person for name branding company. Neal Hersh, a guy who’s in charge of the prenup between Khloe Kardashain and Lamar Odom is also representing Alexsandra Wright in the Matthew Knowles Paternity Suit and her once in a lifetime gold digging opportunity.

Pacific Island states of Samoa and the American Samoa were just hit by a devastating tsunami just hours ago. Massive earthquake of magnitude 8.0 that formed in the ocean near Samoa islands resulted in a giant tsunami wave that has killed at least 25 people and wiped out several coastal villages.

While there were 25 confirmed death so far after Samoa’s tsunami, the number is expected to rise as there are still many unaccounted for. US president Barack Obama has declared America Samoa a major disaster zone and dedicated a federal relief fund dedicated at helping affected areas.

The seismologists anticipate more seismic activity in the area which could result in more tsunami in and around Samoa islands. The gallery below has more pictures of the devastating tsunami in Samoa.

Congrats to Megan Fox who is slowly pacing her way towards imminent career of a porn star. She should have skipped that acting crap and get straight down to boinking for money. The video above is some really low quality, likely cell phone bootleg of the lesbian sex scene featuring Megan Fox and some other hot chick in an upcoming movie the name of which I can’t recall at this moment. There is no nakedness, but lots of hot lesbian kissing and a red sign in top right corner posted by uploader of the video. It offers help with penis sizes. Don’t click. First of all, all penis enlargement pills are bogus and secondly – you don’t want to identify yourself on line as a man with small penis. Comon.

These are the pictures of Dominique Dicaprio everybody is abuzz about. I don’t know what the deal is actually – I don’t like her one bit. She’s got that really unflattering appeal to her. Kind of reminds me of that hooker Ashley Alexandra Dupre and when someone has “whore” written all over herself, it gives me no buzz whatsoever.

Dominique Dicaprio won the prestigious title of Miss Howard TV for October 2009. What? You’ve never heard of Miss Howard TV pageant? Don’t worry. Just about nobody did. That’s why it’s a suitable competition for hotties of the ranks of Dominique Dicaprio.

The photos of Dominique Dicaprio in a gallery below are not the official Miss Howard TV photos. Those should be released shortly, but are not yet available. These photos are just what there is so far on the internet of this nobody. Once Miss Howard TV for October 2009 official photos are released, I don’t expect them to look any better than these here. But then again, I may be surprised. I’ve seen skilled photographers and photoshoppers pull magic on some truly nasty skanks.

I’m impressed. Pink is an old wench, but she still sports very sexy bod to die for. And despite being so old and used up, Pink did not hesitate to go near naked on the stage to perform for her fans in a string costume and some funny glitter that covered her nipples and “Pink”. Much respect to an old woman for showing off some skin. World needs more naked “pink”. There’s so many double sense sentences one could make using her name it’s sickening. Anyway, enjoy small gallery of pictures of Pink near naked in string costume below:

Were you one of the many who felt outraged by Kanye West ruining Taylor Swift’s big moment at MTV’s VMA? Has it ever occurred to you that it all could have been one big publicity stunt? What if none of what we have seen was real? What if all that fiasco was a staged, pre-planned production to boost publicity? As it turns out, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same agent. His name is David Wirtschafter. Let’s do some loud thinking and you can do your own math yourself:

What if David Wirtschafter simply realized that most of TV viewers are brainless morans who will eat what they are served and will not only munch with their mouth closed, they will also pick their teeth when they are alone in the washroom. As history proves us, manipulating masses is this easy.

Given the above, what if David Wirtschafter who represents both Kanye West and Taylor Swift, called them both up for the meeting and told them that MTV’s Video Music Awards is a good opportunity to stir controversy? Because controversy gets people talking and the more the people talk, the more the boring musicians such as Kanye West and Taylor Swift remain before public’s eyes and for as long as they are there, the public will spend money on their boring albums.

But how to pull off a publicity stunt that will work and get people talking? Afterall, they have other boring artists like Lady Gaga who’s also a shitty musician (it hurts to give her a title of a musician, but let’s leave it for now) desperate for attention and since her music sucks, she can only do try hard attempts to draw attention to herself.

In order to outdo a bunch of wannabies like Lady GaGa, one would have to come up with an idea for a publicity stunt that will not only shock, but also upset people. And what could possibly achieve both? How about Kanye West stepping in to ruin what people would see as big moment of Taylor Swift? This would definitely get everyone upset, all mainstream media would talk about it and the public would want to see who that poor Taylor Swift is again, since all they hear about from every angle is her and then some more of her.

To keep the momentum going, Kanye West who will also be talked about could go on apologizing to Taylor West ad nauseum until every single moran on the face of a planet has heard of both Kanye West and Taylor Swift and (hopefully) checked out their music while they’re at it.

Could it really be that Taylor Swift was not a victim but we the public are? Could it be that David Wirtschafter truly pulled off a well pre-arranged publicity stunt at MTV’s VMA that delivered and continues to deliver on the momentum? You be the judge. The fact remains that under the heading for “Agent”, both Kanye West and Taylor Swift have the same name – David Wirtschafter.

The Guinness Book of World Records has updated its record for the World’s Tallest Man. Sultan Kosen from Mardin in eastern Turkey is 8ft 1in tall. That’s almost 2.5 meters, or 2.47 to be precise. That’s a lot of height for one man. And as you can see from the picture above, being this tall is not easy. The knees of Sultan Kosen are weakened due to his height which requires him to use crutches for walking.

Sultan Kosen, the world’s tallest man is only 26 year old and has three brothers and one sister. His way to the Guinness Book of World Records led through the application to become the tallest man in Turkey. After he was officially measured by Turkish officials, it was found out that Sultan Kosen is actually 10 cm taller than a person currently listed as the World’s Tallest Man in the Guinness Book of World Records – Bao Xishun.

The title of the World’s Tallest Man was handed over to Sultan Kosen in London, UK where he confessed he’s hoping this publicity will hook him up with a girlfriend. Being this tall makes it hard for the man to get laid. He’s also hoping to buy a car he could fit into, but he’s primarily hoping for a girlfriend so he could get married. I guess in Turkey, which is predominantly Islamic country, a guy who’s 26 and not yet married is looked down upon. Muslims rock like that.

As if not getting laid and having bad knees due to his height weren’t enough, Sultan Kosen also has troubles finding clutches that would fit. He also had to get himself a custom made suit to wear for his ceremony in London.

Luckily for him, Sultan Kosen got two seats all for himself on a plane to London. Guinness Book of World Record officials didn’t cheap out on him to bring him there. Which having such impressive height can seem enviable, he surely faces many issues we the average folk don’t even know exist.

As most giants, Sultan Kosen grew this tall due to a medical condition – pituitary gigantism. The condition developed due to a tumor, which was successfully removed last year and his further growth was stopped. Otherwise he’d continue to grow. Editor’s Note – do they have such tumors that affect manhood?

According to Guinness Book of World Records editor-in-chief Craig Glenday, in history of human kind there have only been 10 reliably documented cases of people who were over 8 feet tall. Sultan Kosen is one of them.

While Sultan Kosen is officially the World’s Tallest Man, there is allegedly one other who’s taller. Leonid Stadnyk from Ukraine reportedly measures 8 feet 5.5 inches (2.57 meters) but his spot in the Guinness Book of World Records has been rejected because he’s declined to have his height officially measured. Go Sultan Kosen!

When Barack Obama ass worshippers pull racial card to cover up for their idol’s worthlessness, you know they are a bunch of retards with no ability to think for themselves and form eloquent lines of thought. The highest profile retard on that list is former US president and leading Obama ass worshipper Jimmy Carter. After Joe Wilson told Barack the idiot Obama: “You lie!”, Jimmy Carter responded with racism bullshit, strictly claiming that his outburst, as well as vast majority of all protests against Barack Obama are “based on racism”.

Do they not provide teleprompters to former presidents? Barack Obama can’t say shit without one, but it looks like Jimmy Carter is in desperate need himself. If all he can spawn is racism bullshit, he should really hire a speech writer to fix his public profile of an incompetent loser.

The video of Jimmy Carter’s Racism Bullshit is below:

Jimmy Carter Photo by AP Photo, John Bazemore

Remember when Teri Hatcher was a hot dish and every man dreamed of getting in her pants? Yeah, me neither. It must have been a pretty long ass time ago. Teri Hatcher is now an old, overused and warn out piece of lose snatch that nobody desires to see naked yet she pulls this publicity stunt exposing her shaved pussy before the cameras of the paparazzi. What is she shaving her pussy for anyway? It’s disgusting. It reveals the lose skin around her general vaginal area and makes it look like she’s got warts on her vag. Gross.

Pictures are from the Malibu Triathlon. Kudos to Teri Hatcher for pulling the triathlon off even though her pussy suggests she could be just about 90 year old or so. However old she is, she can do the triathlon and that’s pretty bad ass. Shaving one’s snatcher when you’re this old and pulling off your underwear to reveal it should be illegal, though.

Pics of Teri Hatcher by Mavrix Photo