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Trainwreck tennis player Serena Williams has lost her cool (actually not, you can’t lose something you don’t have to begin with) at the US Open semi finals against Kim Clijsters, got pissed off at the line judge and went to tell her something nasty. But what did Serena Williams say to the line judge?

Cool thing is, the judge was not having any of this PoS bullshit and went to set the record straight, to which the loser Serena Williams, who was gonna lose the game anyway, responded by leaving the court. The line judge told the Tournament Referee Brian Earley that Serena Williams said she was gonna kill her. Stupid ho denied and unfortunately we can’t really hear form audio recording provided by the broadcast team.

Serena Williams was kicked out of the game and went on TV to tell everyone that she’s not sorry. Thanks a lot Serena for confirming that you are a loser ho who thinks the world revolves around her and gets pissed off at everyone when she’s shown that nobody gives a dump about her.

While it’s still inconclusive as to what exactly she said to the lineswoman, other than “I will kill you” there are also reports that she said: “I swear to God, I’ll fucking take this ball and shove it down your fucking throat”. The video from the press conference is below. The video of Serena Williams throwing verbal diarrhea at the lines judge as at the top.

Spanish tennis player Rafael Nadal likes his balls. When a crazed fan somehow made it through the security and onto the US Open court, Rafael Nadal got a kiss he first avoided, but then the itch in his balls won out and a desire for some more man on man kissing became prevalent. Actually, while Rafael Nadal is quite possibly gay, the gay alert of the day did not go all the way to the red because Rafa is simply this cool. Being Spanish, he always stands by his fans and tells the security to leave them alone. If it was some American player who got gay kissed, US Open would get sued and gay fan prosecuted. That’s how we rock in North America.

Gay alert video of the day with Rafael Nadal getting a gay itch after a male fan kissed him at the US Open is below. Put your gay specs on:

When I saw these pictures of Disney’s top skank Miley Cyrus I could not help but feel sorry for retouchers whose job it was to make her look good. I mean, don’t get me wrong, these guys surely know how to use photoshop and have done an amazing job on Miley. I wonder whose legs they’ve used to paint over Miley’s real ones. Cause these slick, smooth, sexy legs did definitely not grow on someone with this face. No matter how much the photoshop artist work on Miley Cyrus, those upper gums that make her look like mad horse on rabies cannot be fixed. All this work was in vain. Any attempt to make Miley Cyrus look good with photoshop is bound to fail.

Gallery of pictures for some new ad with Miley Cyrus is below:

During one of her miserable live shows, people from the Green Mile have had enough of Lady GaGa and her bullshit screaming and turned the electrocution switch on. Bitch Lady GaGa kept yelling like he does at her fans (lol, she has fans?) until the most desired moment of silence. Oddly enough, after live electrocution, when there is that moment in the video showing Lady GaGa burnt to a crisp getting covered by a blanket, that’s got to be the only one time in her life she actually looks half decent. Otherwise she’s vomit inducing. Cool video )

I’m not sure what Ashlee Simpson was after when she attempted to pull this goth look like dark red lipstick, black eye shadow and black leather pants, but whatever it was, it failed. Gothed up or not, Ashlee Simpson look like crap. Anyone who sucks man juices off Pete Wentz’ penis is bound to look like shit. And does she ever. The man in black right behind her looks like he’s a big important dude.

Remember the other day when Chupacabra was recorded by the police dash cam in Texas. Well, there’s another Chupacabra that resurfaced just now and guess what – this one’s from Texas too. They sure like their hairless unidentified animal creatures down there.

According to the legend, Chupacabra is a hairless four legged something that looks like a mix between a dog and a wolf. The Goatsucker, which is the meaning of word Chupacabra in native Spanish is also said to be nocturnal. It’s also sometimes referred to as the Mexican Bigfoot.

The picture and the video below are of the latest creature believed to be Chupacabra. Coming from Texas, this creature is being mummified (aka stuffed) by local taxidermist from Blanco Taxidermy School – Robert McDaniel. Texan Chupacabra was captured by Lynn Butler, former Blanco Taxidermy School student who set up a poison trap in his cousin’s yard after something was tearing the chickens up.

I sense another Bigfoot style sensation:

I had no idea Hayden Panettiere had such a mass of flesh in her general pussy area. The bulge she sports there almost makes her look as if she had a sack of testicules and a penis tucked in there somewhere. Any girl with pussy bulge of epic proportions is guaranteed to make for quality bonk. Thrusting against that pussy bone instantly strengthens the boner and magnifies the pleasure. Whoever that twink accompanying Hayden Penettiere during her jogging session is, if he gets to bone that pussy bulge, he’s one lucky dude. Even though he’d clearly rather feel a dick in his own ass. Good riddance, any pic of a chick with massive pussy bulge makes it for me. I’ll even become the fan of Hayden Panettiere if she provides additional proof this bulge is real, not some artificially enhanced trick to fool me into jacking off to her pics.

Gallery of pics with Hayden Panettiere’s irresistible pussy bulge is below. Check ‘em out

Girl in the picture above is Jaycee Lee Dugard. She looks nothing like that today. The picture is from 1991. Jaycee Lee Dugard was only 11 year old back then when one day someone grabbed at her as she was waiting for a school bus and kidnapped her. She was missing for 18 years. Having a kidnapped girl found after 18 years sounds like an unreal story, but this is no fiction – after 18 years of captivity, Jaycee Lee Dugard was found still alive and doing well.

Jaycee Lee Dugard was kidnapped by a registered sex offender and known rapist Philip Garrido. He was on lifetime parole which is kind of odd, given that he held a captive in his backyard for 18 years, raping her and fathering 2 kids with her, yet parole officers suspected nothing. What kind of paroling is this if known sex offender can easily kidnap a girl and keep her captive for 18 years in his own backyard? They might as well have made Philip Garrido a janitor in an elementary school. Law enforcement sometimes astounds me.

Nancy Garrido, 54 year old wife of 58 year old Phillip Garrido was also arrested on suspicion that she was with her husband (or aiding him) during the kidnapping of Jaycee Lee Dugard in South Lake Tahoe. Their mugshots are in the picture gallery below. The couple was described as “nice and friendly” by their neighbor, 78 year old Helen Boyer of Antioch who also had no idea that right next to her house there was a little girl kept captive and raped on regular basis by the neighbor who seemed like the nicest guy. They are always the nice guys.

The case of Jaycee Lee Dugard kidnapping was put to an end by a vigilant police officer who noticed Phillip Garrido at the campus of the University of California, Berkeley. The officer approached the man and questioned him. After brief background check, it became apparent that this was a parolee so the officer proceeded to contact his parole officer and inform him of happenings.

Phillip Garrido was ordered to show up for a parole meeting and behold – he showed up with his wife and also brought along Jaycee Lee Dugard and two kids she spawned after he sprayed his load of semen into her 14 year old vagina.

Phillip Garrido is facing charges for rape by force, lewd and lascivious acts with a minor and kidnapping a person under 14 years of age with intent to rape. Jaycee Lee Dugard retains custody over her children. Not sure what her intent is since the father of her kids is a rapist who kidnapped her and held her prisoner for 18 years against her will. Must be cool to be out in a world she may not recognize anymore. Her kids have never gone to school and the police don’t know yet whether Phillip Garrido raped them too.

Gallery of Jaycee Lee Dugard pictures before kidnapping as well as mugshots of awesome samples of human beings – Nancy and Phillip Garrido is below:

Former tennis star Martina Navratilova has eventually come public with her new partner in pussy – Julia Lemigova. Martina Navratilova appeared on I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! last year and mentioned she had a new, drop dead gorgeous girlfriend but there were no other hints who exactly she’s rubbing vaginas with. The secret is no longer the secret. Julia Lemigova is a combined peen sucker as well as clit licker (aka bisexual) and a former bewuty queen who represented Soviet Russia on Miss Universe in 1991 in London. Martina Navratilova is 52 year old already, her new girlfriend Julia Lemigova is 36. Julia is the one with big, saggy tits.

The pictures of Julia Lemigova and Martina Navratilova are from St Tropez in South France where the couple went on a little sexy trip together. It was the first time Martina went public with her new girlfriend so it turned into a big deal. French media speculate that the clit lickers may be engaged to each other, judging by the fact that both were wearing rings on their left hands when photographed in France.

Julia Lemigova was Soviet Russia’s last Miss as after 1991 the Soviet Union collapsed and was no more. Aside from being a Miss Universe pageant contestant, Julia Lemigova is a successful entrepreneur. She’s lived in Paris, France since the 90′s where she owns a beauty spa called the Joiya and a cosmetics company White Russia. She turned rich after she pulled a successful gold digging move and got engaged with peen sucking sessions with big time French banker Edouard Stern. The name of Julia Lemigova didn’t mean much to anyone until 2005 when her affair with Edouard Stern surfaced following his murder by his mistress Cécile Brossard during a BDSM session. Edouard Stern was found shot dead, bondaged up and wearing latex outfit. Julia Lemigova is still reaping benefits of correct gold-digging move from back then.

Julia Lemigova had her path crossed by Cécile Brossard before the death of Edouard Stern. The beginnings of her gold digging with this French banker date back to 1997. She was doing everything right, sucked on that banker’s dick and when the chance came, she had his sperm collected inside her vagina and spawned a kid in 1999. Maximilien only lived to be 5 months old. He was found dead in March of 2000 and autopsy report says he died of internal injuries. Julia Lemigova believed he was killed by the nanny she hired shortly before his death. The nanny, who was from Bulgaria disappeared after Maximilien’s death and has not been heard from since.

The case of Maximilien’s death was closed in 2002 for lack of evidence, but took a strange turn in 2004 when Julia Lemigova got a phone call from Cécile Brossard who told her she knew the truth regarding her son. Cécile was probably just pissed that Julia was doing better as gold digger than her who also sucked on banker’s dick but never got to spawn his kid and collect heavy paycheck.

So that’s the woman who swapped one billionaire dick for one celebrity clit. She knows how to keep the gold digging money flowing through. Bloody Russians. Martina Navratilova is now going though legal crap with her ex girlfriend who wants some checks for sucking on the tennis clit as well. It’s all about the money.

Remember when the first video of what is allegedly Michael Jackson alive leaked after news of his death flooded the net? It got many people wonder and whatever is going on in that video, it surely looked as though Michael Jackson may have been alive there. Now there is another video to allegedly prove that Michael Jackson is alive. This new video is laughable, though – however it’s become a bigger hit than the first one with the helicopter.

In this new video, a coroner’s truck is recorded pulling in inside some underground garage, when a person wearing white shirt and black pants with dark, shoulder length hair jumps out of it and walks in. This must be Michael Jackson right? He must be still alive, then. Yeah… well! Let’s take a look at this BS closely.

First of all, if Michael Jackson really wanted to fake his death and pull a trick of dying at us, he would want to make sure he’s not easily discovered. I mean – there’s a person pretending to be an incognito paparazzi agent with a video camera hiding behind the chicken wire. I’m sure that if death of Michael Jackson was staged, he and his people would never let a random person with a video camera by whom they passed with a car stand there and videotape their arrival with Michael jumping out of the car like that.

Secondly – this video is like all UFO video – awful quality, grainy, only showing a glimpse of a person and is basing the assumption that it’s Michael Jackson on the fact that a person seen there wears white top and dark pants, and has hair similar to that of Michael Jackson. While the original “Michael Jackson is Still Alive” video was kind of insane in the way it showed king of pop sit up, this one seem like a complete fail. But then again – you can never know in this day and age. One country managed to stage landing on the moon and so many people still believe it happened. Faking Michael Jackson’s death seems like an easy task.