Beer Steak Bullshit

Google is watching you in more ways than one. It is no secret that Google is the biggest repository of people’s online behaviors. If you have used Google but once on your computer, a cookie has been nested in it that tracks everything you do on line and every track of it is stored in Google databases. It gets far worse if you use Google toolbar and further worsens if you agreed for Google History to store your own data for yourself to see. But Google is watching you in more ways than by just tracking your activities on line.

As satellite technology improves, Google Maps views of our planes from space get more detailed. Then you have Google Street View with pictures taken by cameras mounted on cars and trikes riding the streets of popular cities. Google claims that it respects people’s privacy and their software automatically blurs people’s faces and license plate numbers. While the idea of being able to see what streets you may wish to visit look like, there is also an idea of one of those Google tricycles may capture your precious ass in an awkward moment and pictures of it will be all over Google. Imagine you get captured walking with toilet paper stuck to your shoe or vomiting after a good night out. Blurring my face my ass. Google is watching you and while there is a lot of convenience to being able to look up stuff, the inconvenience of being stripped of any and all privacy negates the purpose.

Oh, that cookie that Google embeds in your computer never quits and if you increase your computer’s security settings so it rejects cookies, all Google services quit functioning. You will get an error message appealing on your to enable cookies or else Google won’t provide any of their services. They want something in return for their “services”. They want to know everything about you. And given that Google are good buddies with CIA, this whole “Google is Watching You” phenomenon should make everyone feel uneasy. And rightly so.

Michael Vick went on 60 minutes to make his first public address since release from jail. CBS provided full length video of the charade so I actually went and watched it. Needless to say, Michael Vick came out will all the polished words you can imagine. It was nice to listen to him turning from a bad guy who tortures animals into a nice guy who wouldn’t hurt a fly. Some mighty words you pulled off there on 60 Minutes, Michael Vick, let’s see if you can stand by them in the years to come.

James Brown interviewed Michael Vick and i found him a really good interviewer. He’s a man at the right spot. He asked the very important question whether words that Michael Vick spoke during the interview were words of his PR team or words of Michael Vick. The response was that it was Mike Vick speaking. He sounded convincing, but I’m having hard time swallowing all this high profile talk. He said exactly what would be the right thing to say – that he’s remorseful for organizing dog fights, that he realizes what he did was wrong, that he re-thought his life and became a different person after serving time in jail, that he hopes the public and NFL give him a second chance, blah blah.

Perhaps the most powerful PR move on behalf of Michael Vick and his team was to bring Wayne Pacelle, the president of the US Humane Society along and work by his side to remedy his past actions. 60 Minutes also got exclusive footage of Michael Vick talking to some kids and appealing to them to love their animals whatever it is they have. So from now on we will only see brand new Michael Vick. The animal abuser is the past, the role model is the future. At least that’s what Michael Vick would like everyone to believe. His PR team trained him well for this 60 Minutes interview. Watch the full length video above.

The baddest search engine on the internet – Bing, just got badder. Formerly known as Virtual Earth, Bing Maps offers an awesome Birds Eye View feature which allows you to see some areas of the planet from the air, but under an angle, which offers pretty clear perspective of said area. This unsurpassed feature just got better on August 4, 2009 after folks from Microsoft Corporation added 41TB worth of aerial and birds eye photography to Bing Maps. That means there will be many more places covered at higher resolution and many more offered from birds eye perspective.

Bing Maps has a really cool demo site located at http://bingmapsupdates.cloudapp.net/ which has a really cool slideshow that will take you on a virtual tour throughout the planet. It’s a fascinating ride and I recommend everyone checking that link out. It also shows new places that Bing Maps added to their depository and has icons to indicate whether the area has aerial view or whether it also has birds eye view. Check it out, it’s really cool. Make sure you roll your mouse over Map Options and click Play Slideshow. They just sit back and indulge in your personal “around the world in a few minutes” tour.

I have been watching is whole morning and can’t seem to get enough of it. The slideshow obviously focuses primarily on newly covered areas of Bing Maps (to show what those 41TB of data were collected from) but you will see many interesting places of the world. According to Bing Community bulletin post, new satellite imagery covers extra 189,000 square kilometers of the planet and includes more than 12,000 square kilometers of new Bird’s Eye Photography. During my first few minutes of enjoying the virtual tour I have been to Taiwan, Henderson Island, Luanda, Angola, Diego Garcia and Cardamum Amihi, Maldives, Leuven, Belgium, Goteborg and Malmo, Sweden, Denali, Alaska, Huahine and Moorea, French Polynesia, Kanggye and Gumi, South Korea, Tolyatti, Russia, Wellsford, New Zealand, Pasuruan and Chatrapur, India, Pavia and Crotone, Italy, Avila, Spain, Sydney and Fredericton, Canada, San Blas, Mexico, Brazzaville, Congo, Dakar, Senegal, Bourail, New Caledonia, Munich and Stuttgart, Germany, Tubukiniberu and Ijaki, Kiribati, Xinxiang, China, Leiden and Rotterdam, The Netherlands, Graz, Austria, Upolu Samoa, Jyvaskyla, Finland, etc etc. Sweet ride. Bing Maps rules.

As foot fetishist I droll each time I see a nice pair of feet but at the same time it grosses me out beyond belief when I see a set of nasty feet. On my path through life I’ve seen gross feet like you wouldn’t believe. Feet tend to get nastier the further west you get (must a gene that deforms feet and is prevalent in the western world). But I’ve never before seen feet that would be as gross as those of Shawn Southwick-King, the trophy wife of world’s most popular zombie – Larry King. Putting nasty feet aside – you can tell Shawn Southwick-King is with Larry out of pure love. She’s so full of love for Larry, cupids come dancing around her feet. What? That you can’t see any cupids? Of course you can’t. They saw her nasty feet and ran away to vomit and rinse their eyes with bleach. The showcase of pure love nevertheless.

When a gold digger sucks on saggy skin of a big bag of money that’s one foot in the grave, the bond of love is evident. But with all this easy cash rolling into her bank account, Shawn Southwick-King could at least fix her nasty feet. Fuck! It’s offensive. There should be the law to prohibit women with nasty feet like that to wear open toe shoes. If you have six toe feet you should be required by law to wear padded rubber boots and report every day to the law enforcements on your whereabouts so decent people can avoid encounters with you. Nobody wants to get grossed out by your feet. Keep them off sight for crying out loud. And elect Shawn Southwick-King the queen of nasty feet. She’s already got “King” in her name for sucking Larry into saying “I Do!” shit. Set her on a throne of lave and allow her feet to dissolve in the molten rock so no one ever has to suffer the sight of her gross flaps. Damn that’s nasty!

The gallery with pics of Larry King and his trophy wife Shawn Southwick-King, the queen of nasty feet is below. Have a barf bag at the ready:

When I grow up, I’m gonna buy myself a brand new Bugatti Grand Sport but not in effin white. I could never understand why anyone would spend $70k for a nice set of wheels and choose one in white. What kind of idiocy is that? But when it comes to cars like 2009 (or 2010) Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport, a car that costs $2.2 million – if anyone’s gonna spend this type of money on a sweet ass pussy magnet like Bugatti Grand Sport and gets it in white, that’s where comprehension hits solid wall. White is nasty. Leave white cars to the police and ambulance. Pick up something decent. Like pink or poop orange – anything’s better than white for crying out loud.

Bugatti Grand Sport sports 8.0 litre, 16 cylinder engine that boasts the impressive 1,001 horsepower. It’s an all wheel drive with 7 speed transmission and engine boosted by 4 turbo chargers. The Grand Sport version of Bugatti Veyron comes with a transparent and removable top so you can get some air in your hair while you’re flooring those 1,001 horses under its hood. To put tires on Bugatti Grand Sport, one would have to shell out $30k, but that’s an easy one if you can shell out $2.2 million to buy it in the first place. There’s obviously a good reason why there are only 150 of these Bugatti Grand Sports made. I’m getting one. It looks like a sweet second ride. Mercedes SLR McLaren still remains my primary vehicle. Hey, a boy can dream, right?

This story screams all sorts of “weird”. Donessa Davis apparently likes to stick his penis into vaginas of different women whom he meets through Craigslist. He managed to date a few of them at the same time and when bitches found out they were cheated on by him with each other, they set up a revenge that involved Krazy Glue. Krazy bitches, I tell you. Therese Ziemann, alleged Krazy Glue Ringleader went on to embarrass herself live on NBC’s Today Show with Meredith Vieira and tried, but miserably failed to make herself look like a victim. Fucking whore, I wonder how many times she’d filed false rape charges in her life.

After useless bitches found out that they were sucking on the same peen, they set up a revenge that went down something like this: Krazy Glue Ringleader Therese Ziemann lured Donessa Davis into a motel room and tied him to the bed pretending he’s in for an erotic massage. Once restrained, the rest of the Krazy Glue Stupid Ho Gang, including the estranged wife of Donessa Davis – Wendy Sewell entered the room and applied Krazy Glue to his dick which they glued against his leg. Bitches need to read – Krazy Gluing guy’s dick against his leg does not cure your frigidity.

The video of an embarrassing performance of alleged Krazy Glue Ringleader Therese Ziemann is below. There’s hardly anything to add to what she says, just watch the video and bang your head against the desk yourself. She’s so full of poop it twists brain cells. Bitch is charged with false imprisonment and is lying into people’s faces that she’s a victim. They’ve got some insane women in Wisconsin. Hope they get maximum prison time.

Russian model Anne Vyalitsyna is the latest ho to score prestigious Beer Steak award for being a successful gold digger of the week. Anne Vyalitsyna scored herself a date with Leonardo DiCaprio and her ratings immediately sky rocketed. While she previously posed in bikini for Sports Illustrated, the name of Anne Vyalitsyna means very little to most people and look what happened overnight – now she’s talked about across the blogosphere. If a chance to dig some gold comes, grab at it, sit on it and don’t let it pull out. Make sure sperm stays in your vagina. That’s the key to successful gold digging. It’s like moving it up to second base.

Leonardo di Caprio has recently broken up with another bikini model – Bar Refaeli. Having her replaced with Anne Vyalitsyna shows lack of imagination on behalf of Leonardo DiCaprio but hey… she’s Russian. Maybe she gives hell of a good head. Leonardo DiCaprio and Anne Vyalitsyna have been spending time together on Spanish island of Ibiza but Leo’s rep would not confirm that the two are an item. Yet. I’m not too fond of Anne Vyalitsyna. If you look up SI bikini photos, there are some sideboob pics there that make her boobs look sagged the same way Lindsay Lohan has.

Looks like despite financial troubles and rumors that once popular men’s magazine will shut its production, Playboy still employs world’s finest photoshop artists. That’s not to say that Heidi Montag looks spectacular on the cover of Playboy, but guy has got to give those retoucher props on doing an amazing job. I’m assuming her puppy Spencer Pratt was around to help apply the mud on her skin. I mean, chicks like Heidi Montag don’t get touched by mere mortals. It takes a douche the ranks of Spencer Pratt to get Heidi Montag all dirtied up and then put clean, white bikini on top of that shite.

The Heidi Montag Playboy Cover Pic was revealed by none other but Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt themselves at the premiere of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra in Los Angeles. Funny thing is, Heidi Montag told Access Hollywood that she worked out hard to get the body worthy of playboy cover. LMFAO – this bullshit will work on just about anyone but me. Stupid ho think I don’t understand the magics of Photoshop and how skilled Playboy retouchers are with it? Dude, get your blond hair straight… if ever pre doctored pictures leak, I will be the first to point my finger and laugh out loud.

Congrats to Heidi Montag. Playboy with her on the cover comes out right on her birthday – August 14.

Legendary rockers Aerosmith played a gig at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally in South Dakota last night and somehow the sound system went poof during “Love In an Elevator” so Steven Tyler decided to improvise on stage to keep the audience entertained while techs are busting their asses to make their failed PA work. And as he was entertaining the masses with his ass shaking, Steven Tyler fell off stage. And what happens when a public person falls? Internet responds laughing their effin asses off. By now the blogosphere floats in all forms of Steven Tyler jokes and all I can say is: watch the Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage Video and pay close attention at around 21 second mark, cause you “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing.” Hahaha, lame, I know.

For 61 years of age, Steven Tyler still knows how to thrust his crotch forward and dance around the pole. A little tumble off the stage won’t set him off. He’ll be back to bone some more screaming chicks in no time. The Steven Tyler Falls Off Stage Video is below:

Vanessa Naked, I mean Vanessa Hudgens self shot pictures of her naked again – or so it seems. I was expecting new Vanessa Hudgens scandal sometimes soon and here it comes. When spotlight starts to dwindle, you bring it back on by creating a little scandal and give than Vanessa Hudgens has never had more attention than after her naked pictures leaked on the net the first time, she probably felt inspired, grabbed her camera and went through the thrill of self shooting herself naked again.

I do not yet know for sure whether this naked hot piece is in fact Vanessa Hudgens, but she sure looks like her. We’ll haev to wait for confirmation, but this time around we at least don’t need to worry about these pics possibly depicting her while she was underage. I don’t see any bush though, but these are still her perky, nipple lacking titties. Sorry about the censorship, this is a work safe blog (except from my big yap). You can see all New Self Shot Vanessa Hudgens Naked Scandal Pictures HERE. What do you think? Is this really Vanessa Hudgens or not?