Beer Steak Bullshit

Amy Fisher, one of the most famous female criminals who committed a crime of love and became known as Long Island Lolita already has enough experience whoring herself out. A sex tape titled Amy Fisher Caught On Tape became an instant hit and remains one of the most sought after celebrity sex tapes. Amy also got to understand how proper promotion for celebrity sex tapes works – she co-operated hand in hand with the distributor of the Amy Fisher Caught On Tape – Red Light District and pretended she was gonna sue them, just to get attention of media and receive world wide coverage. Following fake law suit propaganda, Amy Fisher set up a Sex Tape release party and invited all media representatives. She knows how it works in show business already, but her star is beginning to fade away and that’s not what Amy want. So what does a whore girl do? She consider switching career to become a high paid stripper.

That makes sense. Someone who made a career out of shooting Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face and subsequently turned it into making herself a porn star will not go to work 9 – 5 shifts, right? So before her tits completely sag below her pussy level, Amy Fisher is gonna take on the path of a high paid stripper pole dancer. Joey Buttafuoco doesn’t approve, I suppose… but who cares about that old fuck anyway? Lou Bellara on the other hand just keeps his mouth shot. He got to fuck Long Island Lolita. What more could he ask for. I’d fuck her. She’s kind of hot. Even as a MILF she is now.

Good luck to Amy Fisher with her new career of a high paid stripper. According to Page Six, she’s going to be polishing stripper poles until fans tell her to put her clothes back on. That ain’t gonna happen anytime soon. It doesn’t matter how old she gets – there is only one Long Island Lolita, only one Amy Fisher who did not hesitate to shoot Mary Jo Buttafuoco in the face to keep Joey Buttafuoco’s cock for herself. Everyone will want to see her pussy for as long as there are no crabs crawling out of it while she’s on stage. Amy will do good as stripper. I just hope she take a tour through Canada. I’d love to throw some Loonies at her cooch. There’s nothing like having a failed murderer shake her bare hips in front of your nose for change.

If you haven’t seen Amy Fisher Sex Tape, go straight to Amy Fisher Caught on Tape official site!

It took me a sec to recognize Mel Gibson behind his Halloween mask. Pretty good way to embody d’Artagnan, but where’s his hat and cape? Wait… that’s a real chin strip and mustache Mel Gibson is wearing. That’s not a mask. He’s actually sporting a brand new look. I actually got to say he looks good. Maybe I’m just jealous cause after 34 years on the planet, I still have not developed proper ability to grow mustaches. My pubes aren’t worth growing cause they just make me look like John Travolta.

On a second thought, yeah I’m diggin’ Mel’s new look. It’s awesome. I’ve actually looked up all various beard styles that men wear. At least Mel Gibson is wearing manly trim. Can’t say that about Adnan Ghalib and his landing strip. So gay and Britney Spears wiped her vagina into it.

Seriously, what are the chances of two subs colliding in the Atlantic Ocean? If there were a grand total of two cars in the entire world and you are the owner of one of them. What are the chances of you colliding with that other car that can be just about anywhere in the world? Plus consider this – the movement of cars is two dimensional. You can only go forward and backwards, or left and right. You can’t go up and down (not talking about hills). Nuclear submarines of British and French armies managed to collide in Atlantic. The space within Atlantic, the three dimensional space that’s available for these nuclear subs is massive. And they still managed to collide. I’m just as short for explanation as you are. Do you think it has anything to do with Brits driving on the left

I’d be embarrassed out of my socks if I managed to collide with another nuclear sub that’s in the ocean when I am. That reminds me of the line in Finding Nemo – “What? The ocean’s not big enough for you?” Apparently it’s not big enough for French and British sub army. Tug of war does not quite work when you operate a sub, so they tried to batter each other. Their radar operator should really attend another training… Perhaps they also should include a lesson on distinguishing friendly subs from whales.

Here’s what happened – HMS Vanguard, the nuclear sub of British army and Le Triomphant, the nuclear sub of French army collided with each other within Atlantic Ocean and sustained heavy damage. As per First Sea Lord Admiral Sir Jonathon Band, no injuries were reported as both subs were floating about at low speeds. Both British and French sides confirmed that no nuclear security issues will rise from this collision. Considering each of the subs carries several nuclear war heads, if the collision was stronger, we’d have an under water nuclear explosion which would have insane implications. I can’t even think of what would happen to the sea life and to people living on shores of both sides of the Atlantic. They say tsunamis are result of deep sea earthquakes. If several dozen nuclear warheads exploded, we’d see a tsunami of epic proportions. Someone should start explaining how is it possible that submarines carrying weapons of mass destruction collided in the middle of Atlantic Ocean – world’s second largest body of water.

HMS VANGUARD Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1992
One of four British submarines carrying Trident nuclear missiles
Displacement (submerged) 16,000 tones, 150m (492ft) long
Can carry 48 nuclear warheads on a maximum of 16 missiles
Full crew is 145, including 14 officers
Submerged speed of 25 knots

LE TRIOMPHANT Nuclear Sub Stats:
Launched in 1994
One of four French ballistic missile nuclear-powered subs
Displacement (submerged) 14,000 tones, 138m (452ft) long
Can carry 16 ballistic missiles with nuclear warheads
Full crew is 110, including 15 officers
Submerged speed over 25 knots

Source: BBC News

Pennsylvania Congressman Paul Kanjorski participated in an interview posted below and talked about conspiracy by US treasury and the Federal reserve that had intentions to hijack US economy. According Paul Kanjorski, the United States of America was 3 hours away from complete economical and political collapse that would bring forth martial law.

Paul Kanjorski says that in mid September of 2008, $550 billion was drawn out of money market accounts within a span of 2 hours. This, according to PA Congressman would have been the end of US economic and political system.

This whole thing kind of smells of illuminati bankers trying their best to collapse the world and secure the one government rule – their government – over the entire planet. Few wealthy families desire to hold the strings of every person alive, like we’re marionettes. Fact be told, most high rank US politicians are members of secret societies that meet to decide the fate of the world behind closed doors. I doubt their intentions are to help people who are down to go up and sacrifice some of their control over the world in the name of common good. We’re fucked, but not yet. They do have the power, but we still have the numbers. The revolution is now. It’s time to rise and fight. But seeing how many blindfolded Obama worshippers cast their vote for the Antichrist and still can’t get enough of brown nosing his salad, I have little faith. I guess I’ll just go with: we’re fucked.

It’s time for new revolution. Everyone should look into their souls and add two and two. It’s not that difficult. And do something about it – Join the Zeitgeist Movement! New World Order is real!

Video interview with PA Congressman Paul Kanjorski talking about how US and the world came within hours of complete collapse is below:

The trailer for Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen movie was not scheduled to go on line until Monday (tomorrow) but leaked version is already available. The trailer has been played in front of Friday the 13th remake and as it goes – ever present bootleggers recorded everything and now it’s available on line.

The quality of the trailer is not the same as we will have once the official, not bootlegged version is made available by DreamWorks/Paramount Pictures – the distributors of Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen motion picture. However even low quality recording has something to it and gives decent idea on what amount of destruction the world will be facing once Transformers 2 hits movie theaters on June 26th, 2009. Official release date was set to June 24th, 2009 but Paramount Pictures postponed it by two days.

Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen is a sequel to 2007 Transformers movie and is directed by Michael Bay with Steven Spielberg being an executive producer. Shia LaBeouf will again star in a role of Sam Witwicky with Megan Fox being the main female actress. That giant thing in the trailer is a Decepticon. Rumor has it a big part of the movie will be taking place in Egypt. Enjoy leaked trailer below:

Gerald Celente is a trends forecaster and The Trends Research Institute CEO from the USA. In this video, Gerald Celente is interviewed by Marina Portnaya (she’s kind of hot) from Russia Today. The main topics of an interview are fragile US economy, bank bailouts and stimulus plans. Taking all that into account, Gerald Celente basically says that the panic 2008 will be followed by the collapse of 2009 – the worst economic collapse ever.

Gerald Celente begins his interview by stating that “We will see an economic collapse the likes of which the world has never seen before”. And that will affect the whole planet on a global scale, not just the US, suggests Gerald Celente. The sales during Christmas season of 2008 were down in various industries by 20 – 30% sometimes more. 2008 brought bankruptcies of many big corporations, such as Circuit City, big retail chains have closed down many locations (Home Depot, Starbucks, Macy’s, etc). This has vacated whole lot of retail space and Gerald Celente believes there will bo no one to rent that vacant business space.

The interview continues talking about job losses and an imminent depression of unknown proportions – worse than Great Depression. Gerald Celente states that consumption of anti depressants in America is higher than anywhere else in the world. He further predicts that there will be an increase in crime in the United States to the point that the U.S. will become worse than third word countries when it comes to crime – which is an accompaniment to the worst economic collapse ever.

Gerald Celente goes as far as suggesting there will be kidnappings happening and gets interrupted by Marina Portnaya who doesn’t believe any of it. She also brought up Barack Obama and “hope” he brings to people. Gerald Celente kind of just wiped it off under the table. He did not ditch Barack Obama himself, he just said that as new president, he will not be able to pull enough off to stop this economic collapse. Later into the interview he addresses Barack Obama’s pledge to pull out of Iraq as soon as he’s elected president. Now that he is the president, he put it off till 60 months later and he’s already planning to move more troops to Afghanistan. Plain and simple – Barack Obama has been full of shit right from the start and continues bullshitting everyone in exactly the same fashion.

A million dollar question was asked then – What would be the good jobs, to benefit from this crazy economic collapse. Gerald Celente spat out immediately without thinking – anything to do with health. That gave me an idea – start selling Acai Berry products. It seems to be the shit nowadays. People are gonna need magic potions, I can give it to them and become rich. And if not Acai Berry, then plain and simple – medical Marijuana.

Current events shape future trends – that was in interesting line. So yeah – according to Gerald Celente we are ahead of the worst economic collapse ever. Get ready!

Full video interview with Gerald Celente on Worst Economic Collapse Ever is below:

This Asian kid is my hero. There is no sound with this video, but picture tells all. Worthless thug attempts to mug the kid, who is trying to buy a ticket and has large bags on him. He may have looked like a tourist, hence presumably vulnerable and an easy victim. Well, needless to say, thug picked a wrong kid to mess with. Asian boy was having none of that shit and fought back.

The whole incident allegedly took place in Atlanta, Georgia and that Asian kid is allegedly a student at Georgia tech. The thug who attempted to mug him got his ass kicked in a no bullshit choke hold and not only ended up without easy money, he actually landed himself a 3 year jail term. Well, deserved. And the kid who took him down deserves a fucking medal.

The only question on people’s minds right now is – why such clear recording of attempted mugging hasn’t made national news? Well, it would be politically and morally incorrect to say that if it was a black kid who got mugged, we would have likely all heard of it and seen masses of fellow African American marching the streets. But as I’d said, that’s not politically and morally correct hence I can’t suggest something that heretic on here. Come to think of it – it would never actually happen anyway. I mean – when was the last time you’ve heard of a black kid getting mugged by an Asian thug?

If you’re an American citizen of legal age who gave their vote to Barack Obama, there truly isn’t much more to add in regards to your mental power and intellect. Voting for your own destruction and be happy doing it is a sign of complete ownage as a human being. You have fail as human if you gave your vote to Barack Obama the Antichrist.

It doesn’t come as surprise seeing that Barack Obama fans are as retarded as the man they voted for. But the kid in the video above takes the cake. Yes he’s wearing Barack Obama t-shirt, but even without it – he’s got the sign of a complete loser all over his mug. You would never miss a retard in him if you were blind folded.

And this Obama fan goes waving his baseball hat to get a chance at last question that Barack Obama answers. Needless to say, his question matches intellectual level of Barack Obama voter and so does the answer he receives from the antichrist president he put in the office. What a fucking tool to say the least.

I have recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic but was not blessed with a sight of a drunk guy on a beach who’d be trying to put his pants on as a shirt. I mean – I no longer laugh at aged dudes in Speedos, cause I’m no Arnold Schwarzenegger either, but why am I deprived of seeing hilarious shit like that is beyond me.

You can tell that this dude made for the trip of people recording this video. This was the most unforgettable part of their vacation. Screw the beach, screw swimming in the ocean, screw skimpily clad big ass bitches – it’s all worth shit compared to a drunk guy putting his pants on as a shirt. The epic struggle of several minutes also attracted little boy with a camera phone who also just had time of his life happen there.

Then a random bypasser tries to show compassion and help drunk guy put on his… what he thinks is a shirt at a time. Drunk dude already has both pants on his arms but that stupid piece of garment would not just wrap around his tanned, Speedo clad beach body. So good Samaritan is helping him out, but the shirt just wouldn’t unfold. Then the solution to the mystery of a stubborn shirt come – the Samaritan takes the shirt off drunk guy and reveals to him that it’s his pants he trying to put on. The Samaritan either near puked from grabbing at cum stained white shorts or got a hard on. I’m betting on a hard on. He kind of looks homosexual. If we stick around the internet long enough, we’ll probably stumble upon their home made video of what took place after tropical sun went down. Such good times await you at your vacation.

Sing along with me:
Interior Crocodile Alligator, I Drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater

This song has the best fucking lyrics ever. Only you can’t get it out of your head once it gets stuck there. WTF?