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That dude in the picture with Megan Fox is Brian Austin Green and he grabs at Megan’s ass no more. Megan Fox did what every hot chick should do – dump her boyfriend’s ass so nice dudes like me and you can get their shot at that ass. I’d even shower if Megan Fox let me stick my hairy moobs between her ass cheeks. Yeah, Megan Fox is single and available to suck on a new dick. Imagine those luscious lips wrapping around your cock… fap, fap, fap. To celebrate the Ash Wednesday and the singleness of Megan Fox, Beer Steak Bullshit Blog brings you the picture gallery of this hot piece.

For your information, the news of Megan Fox breaking up with Brian Austin Green was first released by US Weekly. The report says that their relationship had run its course. Of course it had, she must have stumbled upon my blog, immediately fell in love with me, broke up with her boyfriend and is now eagerly awaiting my call. Hot Megan Fox Picture Gallery is below. Don’t fap at work, m’kay?

Yes, I’m pissed off again and rightly so. Why the fuck would shit like that never happen to me when I was 15? Why would there never be a hot teacher willing to suck on my cock when I just started growing pubes. Hot teacher cougars let any 15 year old student drilled them in the ass and I had to wait till I was 20 to get my first whizz of pussy. Life’s not fair, not one bit. Damn…

Lisa Lavoie got herself arrested for potentially rubbing genital juices with a 15 year old student. Lisa is 24 year old first year teacher who went off the hook and introduced the boy to joys of relationships with an experienced woman and all that it brings. The kid probably got more sex in a few days that I get in years. Life ain’t fair.

Mother of a 15 year old boy from Holyoke, Massachusetts who’s a student at Maurice Donahue Elementary School was concerned about her son’s relationship with Lisa Lavoie and contacted the police – way to make your son hate you till the end of your days, mom. He’s gonna let you die in a senior house, abandoned with diapers full of shit. That’s what you get for not letting him pass on his sperm in the ass of a hot teacher. You don’t do that as a mother. If you care for your son, you let him ass fuck teachers. It’s for his best. I would have loved to do that when I was 15.

Three days after mother reported the shit to the police, the boy went missing. That’s a clear sign showing what the boy (he cannot be named) thinks about his mother. He wanted some pussy, mother put hers in the way. Boy chose more pussy and ran away with Lisa Lavoie. He’s got lots of sperm to give away, don’t be mad at him.

Sadly, the police tracked them down and found them in a hotel room in Morgantown, West Virginia. Lisa Lavoie is in custody and was charged by investigators with “enticement of a child”. This broad term apparently includes statutory rape charges. Shit! If convicted, Lisa Lavoie could lose her license to teach in the state of Massachusetts (no biggie, there are 15 year olds in other states to fuck) because she’s only been with Maurice Donahue Elementary School for 5 months.

NECN video about Lisa Lavoie situation is below:

Look at this:

• Joan Tuckruskye – PTA Official Busted for Sex with 13 Year Old
• Victoria Ann Chacon – Why Did I Not Have a Teacher Like That?
• Rachel Holt – Female Pedophile Teacher from Delaware

The wedding took place on Sunday, February 22, 2009 and it fulfilled her dream. 9 year old Jayla Cooper married 7 year old Jose Griggs in a holy matrimony to become husband and wife. And no, this is not a story from Middle East, this stiry is from Texas. And no, Jayla Cooper did not become a 9 Year Old Bride because of some weird religious rites.

When Jayla Cooper was 7 year old, she was diagnosed with leukemia. By now, according to her doctors, she’s reached the end of her journey on Earth and could be called up to the higher grounds anytime. Since her dreadful diagnosis, Jayla Cooper has barely spent any time at home. It was during her 2 years stay at the Children’s Medical Center for Cancer and Blood Disorders in Dallas, Texas when she met Jose Griggs, another leukemia patient. The two are now husband and wife, as per wish of Jayla Cooper, the 9 Year Old Bride. This wish is likely one of very last wishes in her life. And it has been fulfilled.

7 Year Old Groom Jose Griggs is having a tought time dealing with this. He himself is a recovering leukemia patient who’s developed strong feelings for Jayla Cooper over last two years. He doesn’t want to see her go. Leukemia is a bad disease

Video from the wedding ceremony with 9 Year Old Bride Jayla Cooper and 7 Year Old Groom Jose Griggs is below:

Jayla Cooper and Jose Griggs Image Credit: Livermore Photography

Ever heard of Fish Pedicure? Me neither. But then again, I’ve never even had regular pedicure done in my life. I don’t think I’d be able to afford it. My ogre feet stink and have huge nails, I’d be charged extra for that crap.

Fish Pedicure is a procedure in which you stick your foot, hand or any other body part in an aquarium full of fish and let them nibble on the dead skin, ridding you of that aging burden. As it could be expected, fish pedicure originated in Asia and has been making its way to North America, but it looks like you will still have to fly across the pond to get that type of treatment. The Florida Board of Cosmetology has banned Fish Pedicure and their example was followed other states. The ban cam before anyone got a chance to offer this service.

I kind of thought the ban of fish pedicure would have something to do with unethical treatment of animals – poor things would have to swim in the water where you put your stinking foot, never mind eating toxic sweat of your deformed feet. But I was wrong – the banning had precious nothing to do with poor fishes. Florida banned Fish Pedicure, because there isn’t a way to safely disinfect the bowl between uses. Hah, so sticking your foot in a fish tank poisoned by previous user’s foot would not be allowed, but poisoning fish with that foot would be OK. Logic! I feel for the fishes, they always get the shitty end of the stick.

If you get on Google Maps (or Google Earth) you may be able to find these rectangular shapes deep in the Atlantic Ocean. Could this be the greatest discovery made by stupid Google satellites? Could this be the discovery of the lost city of Atlantis? People were searching for Atlantis for centuries, we have had insane technology at our disposal for decades, were we all waiting for stupid Google Earth to eventually get the lost city of Atlantis discovered? Could it be this easy?

The rectangular shapes within Atlantic Ocean can be seen on Google Maps at 31 15′15.53N, 24 15′30.53W coordinates. It’s about 600 miles off western coast of Morocco, not too far from Canary Islands. You can use the embedded view of Atlantic Ocean to zoom in and out and see for yourself. Does this look like the lost city of Atlantis to you? It sure looks like rectangular shapes, something you don’t see at the bottom of an ocean. Geee, Google Maps must have discovered Atlantis, I swear.

According to Twitter (I’m straight hence I don’t use Twitter), term “Atlantis” has been the most sought for and most wrote about on Friday last week. Maybe it’s a key term to some new homosexual activity. Considering 99% of Twitter users are homos, it would make sense.

Google representative apparently popped the party bubble and destroyed all dreams of wannabe Atlantis discoverers by saying that those shapes at the bottom of Atlantic Ocean are “artifact of the data collection process” – come again? “Artifact of the data collection process”? What the fuck is the dude talking about? Does he use Twitter too?

Greek philosopher Plato described the lost city of Atlantis and according to experts (probably Twitter users) the location of rectangles at the bottom of Atlantic Ocean as pictures by Google maps is a possible site of the legendary island. According to Plato, Atlantis was an island larger than Libya and Asia famous for its wealth and advanced civilization.

This is the famous, notorious, coveted Get a Brain, Morans pic – full edition, including the Go USA sign. The Get a Brain, Morans guy was at a pro-war get together aimed at countering the anti war protest in St. Louis, Missouri on March 23, 2003. And just as you would expect from any pro war moran, he was a complete tool. The picture captures pure essence of pro war morans better than anything ever. The Go USA only adds to the whole ridiculousness.

This is what went down on that epic day:

Pro peace, anti war activists got together – about 350 of them and marched peacefully towards the Boeing missile factory in St. Charles, MO. Pro peace protesters had civilian weapons inspectors among their ranks who demanded access to the plant to inspect the weapons of mass destruction that US government had produced there. Inspectors were denied entry, so the protesters sat in front of the main gate to the Boeing plant to protest the denial.

To show their support for bloodshed, about 75 pro war morans countered pro peace folks who were silently sitting at the gate. Pro war morans were yelling insults at the protesters and that one guy pulled out his epic sign that read: Get a Brain, Morans. His other sign read: Go USA. Way to immortalize yourself, moran!

This hilarious video demonstrates how pathetic some US soldiers who made it to Iraq are. One insecure US Marine got an ass itch and was looking for a gay lover to massage his prostate. Nobody wanted to show their dick into his hairball, he got pissed off and unleashed this verbal diarrhea on lined up Iraqi police. Moran completely went off on those Iraqi police like they gave a flying fuck about his insecurities. Dude, if you have asshole so hairy it rolls into hairballs before your eyes, nobody will want to massage your prostate. That’s just gross. Deal with it. Don’t take it on a bunch of scared dudes. So you showed them that you can scream and have issues. They went home and still think you have small dick. What did you gain?

Seriously, if I were Iraqi police and moran like that would show off in front of me with lame ass tirade like this, I’d support militia too. I’d want that stink ass doodle mouth fag out of my country too. I’d fucking become a suicide bomber just so i don’t have to listen to his moronic compensation for insecurities. These people did not ask you to come and invade their country. You may be pretending you’re saving Iraq, but you’re occupying it, plain and simple. So shut your filth hole motherfucker and go fuck your goat back home with the rest of your insecure buddies.

Must be tough being an Italian. This is what they have to put up with when watching sport broadcasts. Federica Fontana is a sexy sportcaster from Italy with ridiculously hot, long legs to die for. The photo above oh her ass and legs is enough to make me want to shove a dildo up my ass and my ass is a no no. I should start watching Italian TV more often. I’d even start watching soccer, since that’s what Federica Fontana does the most.

Federica Fontana is 31 year old – perfect for an overweight 34 year old dude from the basement in Canada. We’d be a match made in heaven. Especially if she takes it in the ass and likes to get her legs and feet tickled. Aside from being a sportcaster in her home Italy, Federica Fontana obviously enjoys posing for the camera in all forms of modeling. In particular nude modeling. I go watch free porn on other websites, Beer Steak Bullshit blog is a work safe blog (or an attempt at) so I won’t be posting any naked pics of Federica Fontana here. But photos provided should give you a good idea of what this Italian hottie is about.

For naked pictures of Federica Fontana, head over to Alberta Stars and click on Federica Fontana – Sexy Italian Football News Sportcaster. Don’t click on that link if your girlfriend is around. She’ll turn lesbian in an instant seeing those sexy legs. Little photo gallery of Federica Fontana is below:

Barack Obama is hands down the worst president not only of the US, but overall in the world ever. I hated George Bush with passion. He was pure fail boat, but it was common to make fun of the jack ass. Everywhere you looked, someone mocked George Bush in some way. George Bush, despite being complete moran, took it like a champ. Barack Obama is not like that. Barack Obama the Antichrist and his army of blind sheep apologists aren’t having any of that. If a cartoon is made, it is a cartoon. Obama apologists took New York Post cartoon by the comic strip artist Sean Delonas and plowed their filthy mouth back and forth until New York Post was forced to apologize. Apologize for what you pathetic morans? For Barack Obama being a complete fail? For Barack Obama being unable to take criticism? For Barack Obama seeking to see offenses against him where there may be none? You are all a failure, just as the president you have voted for.

New York Post apology, even though half assed, is still an apology and signals the end to political humor and satyre as we know it. Don’t you dare to say something negative in regards to Barack Obama, or you’ll be lynched. Much props to New York Post editor Col Allen who defended the cartoon. I understand the editorial team behind New York Posts so their apology makes sense. I have seen how vicious and short sighted Obama Worshippers get. These antichrist minions are not to be messed with hence it was either spologize, or we’re taking you to hell. New Your Post apologized – which is what smart people would do. Don’t want to get antichrist on your ass. His cock is big, such ass rape would hurt. Actually, maybe not.

New York Post Apology is below:

Wednesday’s Page Six cartoon – caricaturing Monday’s police shooting of a chimpanzee in Connecticut – has created considerable controversy.

It shows two police officers standing over the chimp’s body: “They’ll have to find someone else to write the next stimulus bill,” one officer says.

It was meant to mock an ineptly written federal stimulus bill.

Period.

But it has been taken as something else – as a depiction of President Obama, as a thinly veiled expression of racism.

This most certainly was not its intent; to those who were offended by the image, we apologize.

However, there are some in the media and in public life who have had differences with The Post in the past – and they see the incident as an opportunity for payback.

To them, no apology is due.

Sometimes a cartoon is just a cartoon – even as the opportunists seek to make it something else.

Oh the irony. Or should I say: “What goes around, comes around” instead? Scott Siegel, the actor who plays steroid dealer in the Oscar-nominated movie The Wrestler featuring Mickey Rourke has been arrested for steroid dealing in real life.

Former wrestler Scott Siegel is not new to prisons and steroid trafficking. He’s been arrested for the same crime before and spend four years in jail for steroid trafficking. I guess scoring a role in an Oscar nominated movie was not good enough of an easy income for the guy, so he decided to get some more cash flowing through his pockets by dealing what he has most experience to deal – steroids.

Last Wednesday, Scott Siegel was seen by DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) officers picking up suspicioous package in New Rochelle. Officers cornered Scott Siegel, who rammed through police vehicles leading them on a high speed chase. After the police caught up with him and disabled his vehicle, Scott Siegel jumped out of his car and continued to flee on foot – dumbass. Cops captured Scott Siegel in Eastchester, New York, but he kept fighting them off. All this ordeal landed him assaulting a federal officer charges and of course steroid distribution charges (schedule III controlled substance).

With Oscar’s night coming up this Sunday and The Wrestler being one of the nominees for the best picture, I’m sure Mickey Rourke is not impressed Scott Siegel fucked it up the way he did. The police say they found 1,500 bottles of anabolic steroids, as well as $100,000 in cash on him. Roids are bad for you kids, m’kay?