Beer Steak Bullshit

What kind of ownage is this? Bill Clinton, former US president goes to kiss his wife Hillary and get totally snubbed. Hillary completely turns around leaving Bill Clinton to kiss the air while her head is turned and then she kisses Barack Obama. Hillary totally snubber her husband Bill Clinton for Barack Obama. How retarded is that?

The video is just too damn funny. Not funny for Bill Clinton, but the way he got denied a kiss… That is such a FAIL.

Sharon Stone has crazy hard nipples. She’s a hot MILF like no other. 50 year old but easily hotter than most younger chicks. And let’s not forget the finest body part of this MILF – Sharon Stone Pussy Bulge. This bitch has crotch that looks like crotch of Ron Jeremy. I’d still hit that.

But let’s talk about Sharon Stone crazy hard nipples for a second. So casual, so candid and so hard. Damn, she must have been having sex over phone, her snatch was probably leaking wet with pussy juices and smelled of sex in miles radius. Horny dogs were gathering around to see which bitch is so horny she gives out this smell of love. Sharon Stone is the pinnacle of sex. I want to have sex with her before I die. Hope she won’t pull tae kwon do on my ass…

Tila Tequila, the embodiment of all things gross proved me once again why her booby are the ugliest masses of silicone under the Sun. Those things are bigger than her head. So fucking gross… Gah!

I’m sure there’s got to be restraining order for Tila Tequila and her booby restraining her from flying. You wouldn’t want those gross fake boobs to explode up in the air. She may be useful on a boat though. If you’re going to sink, just hang on to those inflatables and you’re saved.

Damn this bitch is ugly…

Have you ever been this drunk? This poor Russian must have consumed way too much Vodka and got so annihilated drunk he was unable to pick up his bag from the ground and within 4 minutes of this video, his epic mission to get home got him no more than 5 feet closer. He actually walked good two miles, he just never got anywhere. Hilarious video

Everybody seems so oblivious in Russia. Many people passed the drunk by and nobody attempted to help him. Maybe it’s because they have a drunk like that on every corner so they blend in and become standard part of architecture.

It also looks like it was filmed in the morning so people were on their way to work – everyone’s too busy to get to work so nobody cares about a drunk. It was raining too and he kept falling into the puddle – how awful and so hilariously funny.

The only downside I see is that it was recorded by a cell phone video hence it ended after about 4 minutes. I wonder how much longer did this drunk epic mission to get home continued for. Must have been great entertainment for the onlookers. But when the guy eventually sobers, he’s gonna think he got the shit beat out of him while he was drunk.

Caroline D’Amore, a chick that used to party with Paris Hilton before she went to jail decided to spend her Labor Day on the beach in Malibu. Nothing wrong with that, cause she put on sexy bikini and frolicked around so the paparazzi could take good pics of her. Caroline D’Amore is so hot. As a model and an actor… and a DJ (my friends from New York said she sucked major balls spinning) this chick sounds like a good lay. Let’s also not forget that she’s gonna inherit D’Amore’s Pizza Connection which was founded by her father and his wife.

And no, she’s not married. The douche that’s with her is a boyfriend Matthew Ross (not in the pics).

Full gallery of Caroline D’Amore bikini pics with bio and other information on the link below:

Caroline D’Amore – Pics, Bio, Height?

Caroline D’Amore Pics credit: Pacific Coast News

Levi Johnston, luckiest guy in whole of world has a name of his girlfriend Bristol tattooed on his ring finger. That’s devotion. Dude totally means it when he inserts his genitalia into Bristol’s holiest of holies. But then again, I’d get her name tattooed on my dick if I get to keep daughter of high profile politician. And I’m talking Sarah Polin, White House type of high profile, not some small town Alaska, population 8500 type of politician. I’d get Oval Office tattooed on my asshole just to keep Bristol Polin. Cause that’s when your whole life efforts start to pay off. Gold diggers with persistence and dedication reap their rewards sooner or later. I hope Levi Johnston understands that shit or else I’m gonna get “Bristol” tattooed on every bloody knuckle I have.

Oh, and WTF is John McCain thinking, hugging Bristol Polin when her dedicated, finger tattooed boyfriend Levi Johnston is around. Dude needs to get a clue. Wait a second…

As a non Americans I really don’t care who’s gonna become next US president, but I really enjoy Sarah Polin getting all the coverage. She’s such a hot MILF. We need more hot MILFs in the politics. Grumpy old men and sagged-boobs senile women don’t do it anymore. And nobody cares about young males. We need hot MILFs. That’s the only way to go. Sarah Polin for prez…

Ha, Levi Johnston… It’s nice and all to hold hands with potential daughter of US vice president, but did you buy that diamond ring she’s wearing or what? Yeah… I didn’t think so. Sweet life though. Levi Johnston gets to boink Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, who could possibly become a VP should presidential candidate John McCain get elected, and at the same time he doesn’t have to worry about buying expensive jewelry. There will be somebody who pics up that bill. Damn… living in Alaska’s got to count for something.

The pictures are from Republican Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota. Levi Johnston and his girlfriend Bristol Palin got to meet and shake hands with presumptive presidential nominee John McCain. Whole family of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin attended. I really love their names: Trig Palin, Willow Palin, Piper Palin, Track Palin, and of course Bristol Palin with her genital juices exchange partner Levi Johnston.

Pictures credit: Getty Images

This is crazy. Satellite Picture of Hurricane Gustav 2008 definitely looks like a bloody mayhem on Earth. While I’m sitting safely here in Canada, People down in New Orleans and whatever other area are affected are going through hell. Hurricane Gustav, the 2008 version of Hurricane Katrina hit the same area, however unlike Katrina, Hurricane Gustav did not leave Louisiana in a catastrophic state. The damages are still estimated at $12 billion, but at least the levees didn’t break flooding the whole city.

1.9 million people abandoned their homes in the Gulf Coast area to flee Hurricane Gustav. Many have already returned home, even though neighborhoods are quite devastated, many still without power.

Hurricane Gustav 2008 Satellite Picture above provided by the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) – Getty Images North America

Jeepers Creepers, that’s a pesky old woman. Roberta McCain, mother of Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain looks like someone I wouldn’t want to piss off. The picture is from Republican National Convention in St. Paul, Minnesota.

If John McCain is 72 year old, then how old is Roberta McCain – his mother? Damn, this woman probably went to school with William Shakespeare. And I can see her plowing her way through White House if Barack Obama wins. She’ll totally beat the crap out of the security personnel and then will slap Obama and will yell at him. Everyone will just stand there and stare cause no one would have expected an old woman to unleash mayhem on an Oval Office. Damn, Roberta McCain… I wouldn’t want her for my mother in law

Roberta McCain image credit: Chip Somodevilla, Getty Images

Proof that it’s fake. Yeah… you didn’t actually think this was real, did you? Sarah Palin, John McCain’s VP has been attacked by Barack Obama dogs throughout the net ever since the announcement of her being McCain’s VP came to light. Lot’s of fake stories, lots of fake rumors and now fake Sarah Palin Bikini Pic. But we at Beer Steak Bullshit Bog got the proof. We got the proof that it’s fake, damn it.

I can’t help but ask – how far will Barack Obama and his crowd of blind sheep go?
- Sarah Palin Bikini Pic – fake.
- Sarah Palin bad mother – fake
- Sarah Palin stripper – fake
- Sarah Palin sex tape – damn, I’d love to see that shit. She’s the hottest MILF to hit the waves of internet ever since I’ve first jacked off to old pr0n.

Anyway, leave Sarah Palin alone. She’d be the best thing to happen to the White House. Whole world would be looking up to the US to get a glimpse of the hottest VP in the world. Sarah Palin is the sex.