New Peta SuperBowl Commercial is causing controversy again. I know Peta has long been a rather laughable institution, but their commercials rock. How about giving some asparagus blowjov, giving pumpkin titjob and fucking a little broccoli? That’s what Peta SuperBowl Commercial is all about. Too bad the prudes at NBC put big Banned stamp all over it.
When it comes to SuperBowl, controversy seems to accompany it on every step. Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction is probably the most famous of all. I can’t help but laugh. Surely some controversy is needed – I mean who in their right state of mind would want to watch football? It’s the most boring parade of small penises and oversized body armor ever. Only morons watch that bullshit. And organizers clearly realize that. So they boost it up with a little something here and there.
People for Ethical treatment of Animals tried their share and got Banned. Peta SuperBowl Commercial shows some ugly bitches with fake boobs get all horny looking at vegetables, so they take their clothes on and get raunchy with the greens. There is blurred naked tit somewhere in that video, I think. I don’t know – all I could see were plastic looking Barbie dolls with fake tits. Not that I wouldn’t fuck it, but I fuck vegetables all the time so I was distracted by a sight of yummy asparagus bunch. Reminded me of good times massaging my prostate. And yes – asparagus is much safer than a glass jar (don’t click that link, it’s 18+ and offensive – for you, not me)!
Watch Banned Peta SuperBowl Commercial video below
Tania Zaetta is… you guessed it – an Aussie Chick. She likes to refer to herself as Ultimate Aussie Chick.
Tania Zaetta guest starred in Baywatch along side David Hasselhoff but her main success on big screen is attributed to the show Who Dares Wins which she co-hosted with Mike Whitney for 4 years.
Tania Zaetta is Australian born, but her father is Italian. I see lots of East Indian features in her face – don’t know why. She was recently touring bases of Australian Defence Force in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of the entertainment group The Wolverines and several Aussie news papers followed by saying that she had some sexy times with a few soldiers while she was there.
Needless to say, Tania Zaetta got pissed off over allegations (why would a hot chick go to see thousands of horny soldiers – to sing for them?) raised hell and forced Aussie Defence Department to apologize. Aussie Chief of the Defence Force, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston met with Tania Zaetta and apologized to her saying that there was no substance to the allegations (translation – they gang banged her without much fanfare).
Tania Zaetta is now looking to take another entertainment tour for the forces. I guess sore ass healed up in the meantime.
New Britney Spears song titled If You Seek Amy (in video below) is raising eyebrows and I can’t help but give kudos to Britney Spears. Girl is a genius. This is show business 101, she knows what she’s doing and she’s doing it right.
Britney Spears used a little word game to put together a song that offended enough people to get massive media attention. Media attention brings If You Seek Amy to people like me, who would never otherwise listen to it, because music of Britney Spears does not give me a hard on. That’s why I think Britney Spears truly deserves the fame she gets – cause she’s doing it right. Now let’s take a look at If You Seek Amy – it took me a minute to get it so I have to explain it to you, in case your brain is in your pants too.
The stand alone title of the song If You Seek Amy doesn’t really suggest all that much, but it starts making perfect sense when you put it in context in which Britney Spears signs the line. It goes something like this (excerpt from If You Seek Amy lyrics):
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to If You Seek Amy
If you say these lyrics fast enough or repeatedly several times, you’ll get what Britney Spears is saying right away. She’s awesome. She’s basically talking about boys and girls wanting to fuck her:
All of the boys and all of the girls
Are beggin’ to F*U*C*K ME
Britney Spears gets exactly what she needs and what she was aiming for with If You Seek Amy – controversy. The Parents Television Council is already complaining and wants the song off the air between 6 am and 10 pm saying it violates indecency laws. Give me a break you bunch of fucking prudes… However, it plays off well for Britney Spears. Everybody, whether fans of shitty music or not now wants to check out what If You Seek Amy is all about. Could she have promoted her own shitty music better? No damn way!
If You Seek Amy doesn’t even have a video to accompany it yet and is already on Billboard Top 100. The single appears on New Britney Spears album titled Circus. Fan made video to If You Seek Amy is below.
Britney Spears pic is from Good Morning America on ABC. Photo credit: Bryan Bedder for Getty Images
Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape is just another sex tape on behalf of a fading star who longs for more media attention. Hobie Buchannon from Baywatch is now a grown up man and got himself video taped having sex with Sky Lopez.
As former porn star, Sky Lopez has enough experience getting her vagina drilled on camera, but for Jeremy Jackson this will be the first publically released Sex Tape. It appears as though Jeremy didn’t want the sex tape to go public, but claims that he was forced to hand it over after receiving threats by Sky Lopez’s thugs. That’s a new one, if you ask me. Celebrities always find the most ridiculous excuses to distance themselves from release of their sex tape, yet it’s all secretly organized by them with efforts to bring a spotlight back on their abandoned faces. Jeremy Jackson got a little bit more creative with his promotion for the release of the sex tape. It’s working.
Jeremy Jackson Sex Tape will be hitting the internets shortly. I’m assuming we will hear from Jeremy Jackson soon after the official release. He’ll probably sue the company who released it to public to get more media attention. After that he will have a sex tape launch banquet with the company that released the sex tape and will invite all media partners to that Great Opening.
I know how celebrities operate, Jeremy Jackson. You ain’t fooling my ass. You could have at least picked a pussy we all haven’t seen yet. Nobody cares about overfucked Sky Lopez. Fucking noob!
Oh… I really could not help and had to post this pic of David Hasselhof:
This is what drunken negro face cookie looks like. Kind of reminds me of what I look like every Saturday. Aren’t I a hottie?
French Pastry Shop in Greenwich Village, Lafayette is selling these drunken negro face cookies in honor of new US president Barack Obama. Now that I look closer at the pic, it does resemble Barack Obama, but I’m missing the devil’s horns and tail. Maybe fire out of the ears too.
Ted Kefalinos, the owner of Greenwich Village’s Lafayette French Pastry Shop says he renamed drunken negro face cookie into Obama head cookie on a day of inauguration. Dude knows how to market his business. Especially now that he gets so much media attention. This is how smart marketers work – either sue someone big, get yourself sued or do something ridiculously offensive. The amount of attention you get is through the roof, attention drives interest and interest drives business. Is your cookie store struggling to survive – try to outbeat drunken negro face cookies. Maybe by offering drunken Obama limp penis cookies – that will offend absolutely everyone, your business will be talked about in every corner of the land – that’s like $154 Million worth of advertising. Return on investment would be at least three fold.
Source: Gothamist
Some worthless rapper Jay-Z and his worthless buddy Young Jeezy (if you’ve never heard of them, don’t mind it – I’d never either. They both suck) went on a racist slur with a rant at the Inaugural Ball following Barack Obama’s swear into the office. The video below is from O’Reilly Factor where the host talks about this racist, anti Bush rant with Dennis Miller.
Let’s not mess around much and take a look at what the rappers had to say (no censorship here):
Racist Rant by Jay-Z
My president is black, in fact he’s half white. So even in a racist mind he’s half right. If you’ve got a racist mind it’s alright. My president is black, but his house is all white! My president is black, in fact he’s half white. So even in a racist mind he’s half right. If you’ve got a racist mind it’s alright. My president is black, but his house is all white! Never thought I’d say this shit, baby I’m good. You can keep your pussy because I don’t want no more Bush. No more war. No more iraq. No more white lies, my president is black.
Racist Rant by Young Jeezy
I know ya’ll thanking a lot of people right now. I want to thank two people. I want to thank the motherfucker overseas that threw two shoes at George Bush, and I want to thank the motherfuckers who helped them move they shit up out the White House. Get it moving bitch! My president is motherfucking black, nigga!
Jay-Z and Young Jeezy Racist Rant at the Inaugural Ball Video with Bill O’Riley and Dennis Miller is below
Not sure how many of you are fans of mixed martial arts, but Affliction: Day of Reckoning fight which is scheduled for January 24, 2009 and takes place at the Honda Center in Anaheim, California will be the shit. Fedor Emelianenko will be taking on Andrei Arlovski and these both fighters are the best in MMA there is.
Fedor Emelianenko is without doubt the greatest MMA fighter to have ever walked this earth. He’s still undefeated, has never been knocked out and the only loss in his professional MMA career was because of the cut on his face. At the time the competition had the rules that if one fighter is bleeding, the fight is stopped and the opponent is declared winner (kind of stupid and they have changed it since). This basically means that Fedor Emelianenko has never actually lost the fight. Vast majority of his fight were won before the end either by KO, or by submission. Fedor Emelianenko is hands down the shit.
And then we have Andrei Arlovski who wants the heavy weight title for himself and is eager to make name for himself like no other. If Andrei Arlovski defeats Fedor Emelianenko he will be set for good. He will be remembered as the only fighter to have managed that and that will carve his name on to the proverbial MMA walk of fame for good. Andrei Arlovski is the beast and if anyone has any chance at defeating Fedor Emelianenko, it’s him. However, let’s rephrase this again – we’re talking about Fedor Emelianenko here, not just some other fighter.
One thing is for sure – while Andrei Arlovski possesses immense striking power, speed and endurance, he doesn’t have what Fedor Emelianenko has – super strong mental power. This fight is everything for him and that may make him nervous. Fedor Emelianenko doesn’t work like that. His massive mental strength will keep him relaxed and focused and that will be the end of Andrei Arlovski. It will be an interesting fight for sure.
Affliction: Day of Reckoning video is below.
Diane Sawyer pulled off some form of drunk stunt on Good Morning America this morning. The video below was compiled together by good folks over at Gawker and it appears as though Diane Sawyer enjoyed free booze at The Inaugural Balls to the point that she was still drunk in the morning when the time came for her to run the show. Drunk or not, ABC put her on the air letting her mumbo jumbo fly. But really… was Diane Sawyer drunk or did she just fooled us all?
ABC claims that Diane Sawyer did not attend any ball. She spent whole night reporting and pulled off full 24 hours on the air. She must be playing with us or something. If Diane Sawyer wasn’t drinking, then why does she sound like she’s having worst hangover in the universe? And why did ABC put her on the air? Does this happen when you work 24 hours straight or was there really some booze involved and bitch is both tired and drunk? Either way, Diane Sawyer is annoying and someone should punch her in the face already!
Yes, it’s the same gold digger Sarah Larson who was chewing on George Clooney’s nut sack just last year and yes, it’s the same Ryan Cabrera who was fisting Ashlee Simpson’s prostate yet before that. Yes, I wouldn’t be surprised if Ashlee Simpson had a prostate. But let’s get back to our awesome couple of failed gold diggers – Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera.
Sarah Larson had a little bit too much to drink at the Sundance Film Festival in Las Vegas and got all raunchy with half a dozen men. Failed gold diggers seek attention anywhere they can, even if it requires showing 6 dicks in your mouth at the same time. When her pussy-rubbing-against-six-men session was done with, dumb gold digger dumped failed losers and left with Ryan Cabrera. She must have took a smarten up pill later that night to have had dumped failed losers and swapped them for a failed gold digger. Ryan Cabrera’s name at least made it on some sites and magazine pages. What a has been either way.
What the couple of failed gold diggers did together is a big mystery, maybe they’d sat at the round table and had a business talk. next thing we see is a new business formed in Las Vegas. Name of the business? Sarah Larson and Ryan Cabrera school of failed gold digging – have your whoring destroyed the spectacular way.
Sarah Larson pic credit: AP (Associated Press)
Mickey Rourke won a Golden Globe award last night for his role in The Wrestler and as he was giving his speech to the excited crowd he paid homage to the director Darren Aronofsky by calling him “one tough son of a bitch“. All in good spirit. I actually enjoyed Mickey Rourke and his speech – nothing like dropping a b-bomb at the Golden Globe Awards. That tough Son of a Bitch Darren Aronofsky responded by giving Mickey Rourke middle finger. Those two are good buddies, you can tell.
Mickey Rourke sported awesome outfit at the Golden Globe. WTF is he wearing anyway? That wig gets in his face too. This was Mickey’s first best actor Golden Globe award. He definitely took it with style. I’m glad NBC hasn’t censored all that shit out like we’re little kids.
The Wrestler is a movie about life of Randy “The Ram” Robinson a professional wrestler with pretty messed up life. I have not seen the movie yet but the reviews are pretty good suggesting it could be a pretty decent watch and Evan Rachel Wood is in it. I have it on a to-do list to check it out after I had returned from vacation in the Dominican Republic.
Below is the YouTube video of Mickey Rourke calling Darren Aronofsky one tough son of a bitch and getting flipped off in return during his Golden Globe award speech.
Mickey Rourke Golden Globe Pic by WENN
