Glib – marked by ease and fluency in speaking or writing often to the point of being insincere or deceitful (Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)
When Tom Cruise had a chat with Matt Lauer on Today in 2005, he was asked by the host of the show about his remarks regarding Brooke Shields, antidepressants and Scientology. The debate got a bit heated, Tom Cruise felt strongly about psychiatry and abuse of antidepressants saying that there is no such thing as chemical imbalance. Matt Lauer insisted that Brooke Shields could be one example in which antidepressants worked well, as Brooke herself said it helped her. Tom Cruise responded by saying that he studied the History of Psychology where as Matt Lauer didn’t and called him a “Glib“. If you haven’t seen the video form it, scroll all the way down to watch it.
That was back in 2005, when the deal with Tom Cruise and his involvement with Scientology was huge. Tom Cruise had calmed down a little since and lately he even said he would not talk publically about Scientology anymore. Today, Tom Cruise was at Today show sitting opposite Matt Lauer again and apologized for his 2005 remarks, including Glib. Both Tom Cruise and Matt Lauer said that there was no animosity between the two when the show had ended, Tom Cruise even made an appearance at Matt Lauer’s Roast earlier this year.
Tom Cruise basically acknowledged during Today that his argument with Matt Lauer came across as arrogant and apologized for that.
BTW – for a celebrity such as Tom Cruise who’s in major spotlight it is definitely uncalled for to call an established journalist a “Glib”. He screwed up on that one. However I agree with what he had to say and he was right about the antidepressants and chemical imbalance bullshit. He was totally right, he just didn’t hold his temper that time around and “came across as arrogant”. Arrogant or not, he was right.
Below is the MSNBC clip from Today show with Matt Lauer and Tom Cruise. I love the crowd outside who stare at the screen above to see when a camera that has them in a background is on so they can give it a wave and brag to their worthless friends about it so they can get laid. Pfff, little fuckers end up having sex tonight while I’m jerking off to porn again…
In case you haven’t seen the 2005 goodness, here’s the video so you get into swing of things:
Dragon millipede (Desmoxytes purpurosea) is another one of the newly discovered species of creepy creatures from the Mekong Delta in South-East Asia. Unlike cute Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper, Dragon Millipede is creepy pink and has countless legs that would scare the shit out of me even if I was a notorious centipede predator. I don’t even know which birds feed of millipedes, but I’d stay the heck away. Dragon Millipede look so toxic I wouldn’t dare touching. Nevermind swallowing.
Since its discovery, Dragon Millipedes have secured themselves a spot in Top Ten New Species list of Arizona State University. Take a look at the list HERE. These little creatures are only as big as a thumb (would be creepier if they were bigger) and capable of producing poisonous cyanide as protection mechanism.
Dragon Millipede pic from BBC (Somsar Panha)
Look at this beauty. This is a picture of a Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper (Trimeresurus gumprechti). Aside from Gumbrechts Green Pit Vipers, scientists have discovered over 1000 species of animals in Mekong Delta in south-east Asia in last 10 years, many of them believed to have been extinct.
Mekong delta spans from Cambodia, through Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Vietnam and province of Yunnan in China. Gumbrechts Green Pit Viper is the coolest animal I have seen in a long time.
This guy up there, Chris Weitz, will be directing the sequel to Twilight called New Moon. Chris Weitz replaced Catherine Hardwicke – director of first Twilight movie because Summit Entertainment didn’t like the bitch. Apparently she was too bitchy and didn’t want to suck owners cock. I made up that past part, the one about sucking cock. She’s probably just a real bitch so they booted her ass out of Twilight despite apparent success of the movie she directed.
As a director, Chris Weitz is best known for American Pie and The Golden Compass. Main protagonists of Twilight Kristen Stewart (Bella Swan) and Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen) are allegedly not impressed with major change on director’s seat, but fat pay check will make shut their pie holes irrevocably. Twilight grossed $140 million so far and 8-11 year old are still competing at who’ll see the movie more times.
Hopefully Chris Weitz has the ability to convey special effects – one obvious part at which Catherine Hardwicke failed. He’s gonna have much thicker budget since movie was an obvious success. Needless to say, Summit Entertainment will expect more dough out of New Moon so expectations are not low. Chris Weitz will have to put up with that pressure and deliver. It won’t be too difficult, me thinks. Any romantic chick flick will sell out like hot cakes. That’s the easiest demographics to target. These pre teen bitches suck money out of their dads like there’s no tomorrow and they spend it all on that shit just because it’s fucking IN.
Good luck to Chris Weitz. I hope he delivers with New Moon. Afterall, I went to see Twilight and I liked it. I guess I’m not all that different from a pre pubescent little whore.
Sondra Fortunato is the winner of internationally prestigious super title of Miss Football and a big fan of New York Giants. If we were talking about a guy, I’d imagine a complete loser driving a truck with plastic testicules hanging off his bumper, but we’re talking about a chick. This type of combo on a chick would kill my hard on even if I haven’t watched on line porn for two weeks (I could never last that long). Mind you, the likes of Sondra Fortunato likely have a dick.
Sondra Fortunato surely picked the right football team to cheer for – giants. Kind of matches the size of her boobs. Fucking gross. Back problems, anyone? Aside from her “Giant” tits, Sondra Fortunato is known among other fans of NY Giants for her skimpy outfits she wears when she goes to see a game of her team. Wait – are women equally retarded to go to a football game? WTF?
Sondra Fortunato attended another mother fucking boring football game (I know this statemnent is painfully obvious as there’s no such thing as exciting football game) last Sunday and Giant Stadium officials were not impressed. Obviously, all their brains have already shifted into those giant plastic testicules hung off their trucks. Sondra Fortunato was escorted from the stadium so lame prudes (anyone in any way associated with football is definitely lame and obviously also a prude) don’t have to watch her giant tits. Fuckers – that shit was the only exciting thing at the stadium. Or are they trying to imply that they’d actually watch the game? Nobody watches that boring shit, do they?
Sondra Fortunato thinks that some other bitch got jealous and reported her to the prudes who actually silently jacked off to her grossly oversized milk bags in changing rooms. Sondra was wearing Santa outfit, a tiara and fishnets over a bikini bottoms with high heels on her stinky feet. Some other skank who didn’t have tits big enough got offended and told the security Sondra’s outfit was offensive for kids who attended the game?
WTF, parents already use football games as punishments for naughty kids? Fuck, if my parents forced me to watch that shit, I’d think twice about stealing my dad’s Playboys anymore. I’d actually start studying for school and cleaning bathroom just so I don’t have to suffer through that football bullshit. I wonder what Sondra Fortunato does every day that her folks still punish her by making her attend football games. Fucking painful…
Some video of Sondra Fortunato shaking her tits at the game is below. Seriously, is that what Miss Football looks like?
Sondra Fortunato picture credit: missfootball.com
Muntadar al-Zeidi is a fun dude, but sucks at throwing shoes. US president George Bush (still a president) made a surprise, farewell visit to Iraq and held a press conference along with his buddy Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. While the two morons were talking bullshit, Muntadar al-Zeidi stood up, shouted “This is the farewell kiss, dog.” and “This is the end.” and threw both his shoes at George Bush.
Obviously, Muntadar al-Zeidi should have taken a shoe throwing training. He failed in that regard, while George Bush obviously did his homework taking thrown shoe dodging training. As such, none of the shoes hit George Bush, fucker ducked them both successfully.
Following the shoe throw, oddly looking men in black swarmed the press conference room and busted shoeless Muntadar al-Zeidi. I think he will soon be found dead with a brick in his mouth and his body showing signs of torture – nails pulled, 90% burns, eyelids poked out, asshole stretched (torturers need some loving too) and sand in his stomach. Good times ahead. George Bush is just friendly like that.
After the shoe throwing incident, the press conference went on and George Bush said that it was a size 10 shoe. Muntadar al-Zeidi has same size feet as me. According to reports, throwing shoes at someone in Iraq and other Arab cultures is a sign of disrespect. How elaborate. Here we just flip the fucker off. Shoes are fucking expensive. Steel toe boots cost arm and leg and I got to wear them cause how otherwise am I gonna look cool. I’m bald so emo hair is out of question and being overweight doesn’t help either. Big shoes fix the shit. It still doesn’t get me laid, but I day dream about masturbating hot lesbians with my steel toes.
The video of Muntadar al-Zeidi throwing shoes at George Bush in Iraq is below. It’s hilarious and irritating at the same time. I wish he hit the fucker. Bush deserves a good shoe in the mug before he leaves White House for another fucker – Antichrist Barack Obama.
Russian hottie Ksenia Sukhinova got herself a new crown for being such a hot ass. The Miss World 2008 pageant was held in South Africa’s Johannesbourg today and Ksenia Sukhinova beat 108 other hot asses to snatch the crown for herself.
During one of those ever so embarassing question rounds where Miss contestants get asked a smart and are supposed to answer smartly, Ksenia Sukhinova was asked why she thinks she should win the Miss Wold 2008. Ksenia Sukhinova answered:
I think I can help people and I want to help people and today if I walk away with this crown I will do that
All those answers sound the same. They all will fix world’s problems. Thank God for Miss contestants or else we’d be in shit. Wait!
Ksenia Sukhinova Bio
Ksenia Sukhinova is from Siberia in Russia. I bet she can see Sarah Palin’s bedroom from her loft. She’s currently a student aspiring to get a Bachelor of Science degree and to become the hottest ass supermodel promenading her tits on catwalks all over the world. Won’t be that hard anymore, I don’t think.
Ksenia Sukhinova likes pop and dance music – understandable. All skanks like crappy music. She also likes swimming, skiing, badminton and rhythm gymnastics – that’s like Italian to me. What the fuck is she blabbering about? I don’t understand a bit of that. If I were to list what I like, I’d say midget porn, Chinese free delivery food and Keith’s beer. Miss World contestants are fucking weird. Wait – her favorite food is Japanese and Italian. Now we’re talking.
Ksenia Sukhinova Pics
There’s one pic above. For more go to:
Ksenia Sukhinova: Miss World 2008 (Lots of Pics)
Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova Video
Here’s a video with Miss World 2008 Ksenia Sukhinova. The accent is undeniably fucking hawt. I think I heard her say she wanted to have sex with me in some coded format somewhere in the video but who can be bothered to fly to Russia to show her my bed skills?
Beneath the Calmest Surface Lies The Deepest Nightmare. If you’re a fan of horror movie, may I recommend you check out Lake Dead. It’s a cheesy, low budget movie that you are sure to like. It’s got hot chicks with boobies and blood. What else do you need to spend a quiet romantic weekend with that special someone?
Lake Dead is a movie about two hot ass sisters Brielle and Kelly who along with their step sister inherit a Lake Motel property in the middle of nowhere. The three hot asses take the RV, stuff it with some more people and drive up to check out what it is they inherited.
After they’ve found a cool like that belongs with the motel, the people take the weekend to decide what to do with the property which was an excuse for them to stay at the lake and enjoy it. Somehow the weekend doesn’t go as planned.
Their grandfather from whom they inherited Lake Motel died a terrible death and as the events get out of hand, the sisters learn of their psychotic relatives who still live in the area.
Watch Lake Dead this weekend, it’s cold outside anyway.
Lake Dead trailer is below.
Painful video. Second round of a UFC fight between Corey Hill and Dale Hartt has just started, Corey Hill goes to deliver a lower body kick, Dale Hartt blocks t off with his chin breaking Corey Hill’s leg, sending him to the floor unable to fight back. He actually went down cause he lost balance after his broken leg showed no support. Really painful broken leg accident during this UFC fight.
To be honest, that broken leg just made the fight interesting. I would think UFC fighters have their bones as hard as a rock, but Corey Hill somehow failed to drink enough milk or something. I do feel sorry for him though. I watch UFC most of the time but I’m not obsessed with it. Hence I’ve never heard of Corey Hill as I have never heard of Dale Hartt. As such, I really felt sorry for the guy when his leg broke right during the fight. I’m assuming – unless you really don’t like the guy cause he previously defeated your favorite UFC fighter, you’d feel sorry for him too.
Broken legs is not exactly why I watch UFC or any other MMA fighting sport, but in this case the broken leg made for an interesting enough video for me to look it up and post about it. Poor Corey Hill, hope he recovers soon.
Corey Hill Breaks Leg pic credit: Fight! Magazine. Painful video is below. Watch at your own risk.
Another Hollywood wedding bites the dust. Kate Walsh will be divorcing her new husband Alex Young who filed for divorce from Private Practice star. Reason for divorce? Irreconcilable differences. LOL, that’s the best reason for divorce ever.
Alex Young used official lawyer’s language to file for divorce, but what he actually means is – I want Kate Walsh to swallow, the bitch spits that shit out on me. I want to fuck Kate Walsh in the ass, she whines like grumpy old lady. I want to double fist her pussy, she gets a fucking headache. So I’m filing for divorce cause I need my biological needs satisfied. I got him all figured. And her too. Even though I just made that shit up.
Come to think of it, I think I’m wrong. I looked at the pic above and I could see the irreconcilable difference. Kate Walsh likes to massage Alex Young but every now and again she purposefully squeezes too hard. That kills Alex’s erection, but gives her a massive squirting orgasm. That bitch needs some sex lessons. I’ll teach her. Just call me daddy, bitch. Now you can, since you’re getting a divorce. Who’s your daddy?
Kate Walsh and Alex Young Image by WireImage
