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23 year old British gymnast Alison Carroll is the new Lara Croft. Unlike Angelina Jolie, Alison Carroll actually looks hot and has that sexy British accent. Can’t go wrong. The picture and video below are from her first appearance before the media at a press conference at London’s Pineapple Studios.

Alison Carroll will not star as Lara Croft in a movie, but will appear in an upcoming video game Tomb Raider: Underworld – set to launch in November of this year.

Alison Carroll worked as a receptionist in Croydon, England but quit her job after she scored a Lara Croft role for Tomb Raider: Underworld game. She’s also an elite gymnast who represented UK on countless domestic and international sport events.

Video documentary with Alison Carroll is below

Ever been Barackrolled – rickrolled by Barack Obama? Well, now you can. YouTuber hmatkin put together a video in which Rick Astley’s Rickroll – Never Gonna Give You Up gets channelled by Barack Obama into a Barackroll.

The video actually cracked me up, but even in a RickRoll, Barack Obama is still full of empty promises – never gonna let you down, never gonna give you up, never gonna run around and desert you… Yeha, right!

You’ve been Barackrolled…

These are older pictures of Barack Obama and his family enjoying quality time together dating back to December 2006. Barack Obama is shirtless on a beach and looks damn good. He’s one and a half year older, but I’d guess he still sports the same body physique.

In other Barack Obama news – Tyra Banks, that clueless dumb whore was trying to give props to the presidential candidate with some lame quotes and was talking as though The Oval Office was a guarantee for Barack Obama. Tyra Banks needs to pull her head out of her ass and get off that crack she’s smoking, cause she sucks at endorsing politicians. Assuming someone would become a president before the elections took place is plain and simple bad jinxing.

Images credit: Fame Pictures

Shauna Sand must have had flashbacks from her stripping past last weekend. She just casually grabbed at her miniskirt and started stripping in public like there was no tomorrow. Fake boobs bouncing around, but Shauna Sand didn’t go all out. What a let down… Bitch, if you’re going to strip in public, strip all the way. Show us those tits some more.

Below is the Shauna Sand gallery with some more pictures of this fine woman in see through high heels teasing the paps pretending she was polishing the strippers’ pole.

I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.

Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.

The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.

Image credit: Splash News Online

Chellsie Memmel is a 20 year old American Gymnast originally from Wisconsin’s Milwaukee. Chellsie Memmel’s biggest achievement was in 2005 when she became world champion in all-round gymnastics. She’s currently in Beijing, China as part of United States’ 2008 Olympic Games women’s gymnastics team.

Chellsie Memmel managed to injure her foot during practice last week so she won’t be able to compete in all gymnastics disciplines, but will still participate on the uneven bars which is the weakest link for the US Olympic Gymnastic Team. Gosh how I love flexible girls…

Kourtney Kardashian must be taking lessons from her older sister Kim Kardashian on how to be a successful socialite. She’s bloody everywhere these days. And she’s flashing paps with her panties like there’s no tomorrow. Wonder when the fake ass comes to play. And pussy flash with nipple slip. Above is Kourtney Kardashian Upskirt Pic from her recent visit to New York with her boyfriend Scott Disick. Below are some more pictures from the quality time the couple spent in New York. Must be awesome to take a trip to Bar Pitti in New York from Southern California just to have a lunch and a few drinks.

Kourtney Kardashian is part of the Keeping Up With the Kardashians cast along with her big sister Kim and another one of the Kardashians – Khloe. There are many scandals surrounding The Kardashians, but when asked about it, Kourtney said that they stick together and support each other never the less. They probably rub fake asses against each other in good spirit of strong family.

Carl Blonsky, the father of Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky remains in jail in Turks and Caicos after judge’s ruling who said he’s not leaving the bars until his trial which is scheduled for August 19, 2008. 53 year old Carl Blonsky is facing assault charges after airport brawl that had him, his daughter Nikki Blonsky and America’s Next Top Model participant Bianca Golden with her mom Elaine Golden fighting head over heels.

Carl Blonsky must have delivered decent beat down to Elaine Golden as she ended up getting an airlift to a hospital in Aventura, Florida. An assault charge with grievous bodily harm is a felony that’s punishable by up to five years behind bars – wow. Carl Blonsky better hope he doesn’t get his ass busted so bad he’ll stay in Turks and Caicos jail for so many years. I’m sure Bubba is looking forward to test driving a virgin ass.

Carl Blonsky has no previous criminal records. It’s unbelievable how a little catfight can land you in jail and could keep you there for years. Judge denied bail.

Lindsey Lohan is showing off her naked boobs to commemorate 31st birthday of her lesbian girlfriend Samantha Ronson. Sam looks like a boy, but she’s sexier than pussy rubbing partner. Lindsey is just plain awful, I can’t help that shit. Here are pics of Lindsey Lohan walking around in a see-through tank top showing off her full, fake boobs with stiff, hard nipples.

Lindsay Lohan is 22 year old which makes her almost a decade younger than her lesbian lover who turned 31 yesterday. But Samantha Ronson looks younger than Lindsay Lohan despite this significant age difference. I guess Lindsay was in long term denial of her lesbian fantasies where as Sam’s been sucking on a pussy juice all her life which acted like eternal life potion. Now she sucks on Lindsey Lohan’s pussy juices and I’m not sure how that’s affecting her, but I wouldn’t trust that firecrotch.

Lindsay Lohan is wearing a diamond ring on her left finger but she wouldn’t comment on possible plans to seal her lesbianism with Sam Ronson in marriage. Let’s leave the rumors behind and enjoy the boobs of her holy self Lindsay Lohan under that see-through black tank top.

Source: Drunken Stepfather (site nsfw)

It’s not easy to find working Live Streaming from Beijing 2008 Olympic Games but I’ve found one. I’ve just watched the Opening Ceremonies for a few minutes and it looked spectacular. The quality of picture could be better, but it was still impressive. I think it’s a live stream from Russia, based on the commentaries.

You can also check out NBC’s website dedicated to Live Streaming from Beijing 2008 Olympic Games HERE. I’ve checked that out, watched a little bit of soccer and it looked great. They serve lots of advertisements and some coverage will be purposefully delayed.

HERE is another live stream from Beijing 2008 Olympic Games. Thos one will load directly in your Windows Media Player and the quality is great. I’ve had a little bit of problem with it from the beginning though which is probably cause by high demand and many connections at the same time.

Enjoy fun times watching live sports coverage from Beijing. But definitely make sure you check out the opening ceremonies above. And bookmark this page so you know where to come for live streaming form Beijing 2008 Olympic Games.