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The owner of MMA clothing line TapouT Charles Lewis Jr. aka The Mask was found dead in his ultra-rare $300,000 Ferrari Modena after crashing into a light pole at high speed, slicing the Ferarri in half. The police believe that Charles Lewis was racing another driver on a Porsche, lost control over his Ferrari, slid off the roadway, hit the curb and plowed full speed into a light pole killing himself instantly. Female passenger who was in a car with him was ejected and is in a hospital in serious condition.

Fatal crash occured on Jamboree Road, at Newport Beach in Orange County, California. A Costa Mesa man believed to have been racing Charles Lewis on a Porsche has been arrested by the police later that morning. His bail was raised from original one million dollars to $2 Million. Police also believe alcohol may have been a factor in the car crash.

The police spotted speeding white 1977 Porsche 911 Targa and a red 2004 Ferrari 360 Modena driving southbound at almost 200 mph on Jamboree Road at 1am. By the time they caught up with the vehicles, red Ferrari driven by Charles Lewis Jr. was wrapped around a light pole with owner of TapouT dead inside. Skid marks on the road indicated that he hit the light pole at a very high speed – police investigation on the matter is on going. 51 year old Jeffrey Kirby, driver of white Porsche had abandoned the scene but the police caught him and his female passenger 32-year-old Lynn Nabozny of Newport Beach on Bison Avenue, not far from the car crash accident.

Jeffrey Kirby is in police custody on suspicion of vehicular manslaughter while intoxicated. Lynn Nabozny was released at 7:45 a.m. after sobering up. The police say Kirby’s white Porsche had scratches on its side consistent with scratches on red Ferrari suggesting that Jeffrey Kirby may have purposefully clipped Charles Lewis Jr. to win the race. Investigation is ongoing.

There goes the life of one of MMA icons. Charles Lewis Jr. aka The Mask, owner of TapouT is dead. His expensive Ferrari has been ripped in half with halves being 30 feet away from each other. RIP Charles Lewis Jr.

I scarcely ever watch American Idol, but Lisa Lampenelli makes me want to get into it again. That chick’s the tits. Jay Leno had Simon Cowell as guest on his show and added Lisa Lampenelli to the mix later on, who totally stole the show. The woman’s insane, just the way I like it. She basically did not shut her yap and kept spewing funniest shite I’ve seen in a long time.

I particularly liked at the beginning when she took a breath and unleashed her ode to hot piece Simon Cowell. Quoting Lisa Lampenelli:

“Why do people watch American Idol? Simon Cowell! Am I right folks? Please! Who are they going to watch? Randy Jackson? Please… that fat bastard. He looks like the chef from South Park. And that Paula Abdul… OMG – everybody’s good, everybody’s good. Bitch, pick the three guys you wanna bang this season, tell the rest they stink.”

How can you not like that woman. She’s hilarious and very witty. Added great amount of energy to otherwise mundane Jay Leno show. Video worth watching, check it out.

German authorities issued an arrest warrant on March 11, 2009 for alleged n=Nazi war criminal John Demjanjuk aka Ivan the Terrible. John Demjanjuk was a Nazi guard at Sobibor Concentration Camp in today’s Poland and is believed to be responsible for killing of 29,000 Jews.

John Demjanjuk was born in the Ukraine but lived in the USA since 1952. He was first identified as Ivan the Terrible in 1977 when former prisoner from Treblinka Concentration Camp recognized him. USA extradicted him to Israel in 1986 where he was sentenced to death, but later released after another Nazi guard – Ivan Marchenko was identified by Soviet KGB as Ivan the Terrible in 1993.

John Demjanjuk returned to the USA, but his citizenship has been taken away for lying about his wartime activities. He remained in Cleveland, Ohio but was under constant watch. US authorities re-initiated investigation against him in 1999 after new witnesses identified him as Nazi Sobibor death camp guard who was seen abusing Jews by kicking them and hitting them with rifle butt.

The name of John Demjanjuk remains on a Simon Wiesenthal Center list of the most wanted Nazi war criminals. Germany now claim that they have new evidence he is the camp guard known as Ivan the Terrible and their newly obtained materials allow them to pursue the case. A German court expects US authorities to expell John Demjanjuk and if it doesn’t happen, they will follow up with a formal extradition request.

Retired automotive worker John Demjanjuk is now 88 year old. He’s charged with more than 29 thousand counts of accessory to murder. He denies the charges and denies that he’s Ivan the Terrible from Sobibor Concentration Camp. His son says that John Demjanjuk is not in good enough health to take on a long distance flight. His wife says they just want to live the rest of their lives and die in peace. It would be interesting to know what kind of evidence Germans came by. Is John Demjanjuk really Ivan the Terrible? If he is Ivan the Terrible, why the hell would he come back to Cleveland after spending 6 years on a death row in Israel. Why would he not go to some lawless country, like Costa Rica? I’m also curious – John Demjanjuk was once tried for being Ivan the Terrible, was found guilty first but then found innocent after another man was identified as Ivan the Terrible. I mean, doesn’t international law commands that one man can only be charged for the same crime once?

Darius Goes West is an award winning movie about 15 year old Darius Weems who suffers from Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. The documentary follows the journey of Darius Weems and his eleven friends as they go across America to Los Angeles where Darius is hoping to get his wheelchair pimped out by MTV’s Pimp My Ride.

Darius Goes West is an extraordinary and touching documentary. Because of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy, Darius Weems had never left his home town of Athens, Georgia. Then in 2005, when he was 15 he set out on his epic journey along with his friends and the film crew under direction of Logan Smalley. Since then, the movie has won awards at 27 film festivals.

Darius Weems is now 18 year old and the crew who previously got together to film Darius Goes West are back together again, this time with a mission to sell one million copies of the movie on DVD. The discs sell for $20, and with each DVD sold, $17 will go towards the efforts to treat or cure Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy. This genetic disease claimed the life of Darius’ brother who died at the age of 19. On a worldwide scale, Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy is the #1 terminal genetic disease for children. Trailer for Darius Goes West is below:

We all know Lindsay Lohan has been going broke for a while. She was fired from all the TV shows she was involved with, leaving her with nothing, including nothing lined up. Yes, Lindsay is a major show off who like attention of the paparazzi and always tips them on her whereabouts to make damn sure they are there. For as long as pictures of her are published, she remains in people’s minds and gets her tones of attention whoring. But the bank account is still running dry. Time to monetize on popularity (albeit incompetence, but still popularity). Here it comes – Lindsay Lohan introduces Sevin Nyne, her own personal self tanning spray line and these are first promo shots from the photo shoot for Sevin Nyne, that she purposefully made available for People’s Style Watch.

Lindsay Lohan revealed to People that she loves the sun, but exposure is so not good for you, hence introduction of Sevin Nyne, which will solve this terrible dilemma – to tan or not to tan. Well, with Sevin Nyne you tan, but you don’t. Everyone wins. Lindsay lohan says she tried countless tanning products but none was good enough for her tender legging covered skin, so she developed her own tanning line that works wonders.

Sevin Nyne tanning spray line is the result of cooperation between Lindsay Lohan and spray tanner Lorit Simon. Lindsay says the formula is natural and doesn’t have a lot of chemicals and dyes. Sevin Nyne will cost $35 and will only be available exclusively in Sephora stores starting beginning of May.

Promo photos of Lindsay Lohan for Sevin Nyne tanning spray are below:

Imagine you’re watching American Idol and are ready to give your favorite performer a vote by calling the number provided on the screen. You pick up your phone and dial the sequence exactly as displayed on your tube. Next thing you hear is a woman telling you how much you make her horny and how she’s stroking your cock till you cum all over her big, bouncy boobs. Yeah, sex scandals don’t avoid American idol either. And I’m sure this is not the first, nor the last American Idol Sex Scandal, it’s just the most current. What exactly happened?

According to Ryan Seacrest, who posted this message on his Twitter, the American Idol phone number 1866-IDOLS-13 that viewers of the show should dial in order to vote for their talent is actually a sex phone line. I have never tried that phone number, I prefer internet sex to phone sex, somehow the idea of an unattractive 56 year old talking dirty to you, pretending she was a naughty 19 year old doesn’t excite me, but apparently the number above as well as the one with 00 at the end take the dialer to a sex line where a female voice greets you with:

“Hey there, sexy guy… Hot horny girls are waiting right now to talk to you. Lie back, baby. Relax…”

American Idol Sex Scandal is going to be addressed tonight and new numbers will be introduced. in the meantime, if you’re a parent of underage kids who like to watch American Idol and vote for their favorite, make sure you are around and pretend the phone doesn’t work at least until new numbers are introduced. It would be no fun to have your 11 year old get into a conversation with a lady who makes her living by talking dirty to callers.

Listen to the audio with Ryan Seacrest who uncovers the American Idol Sex Scandal below. It contains the recording from the sex line you would reach if you dialed the number:

Members of city council in Medina, Ohio met for a regular meeting to discuss important issues when an unknown culprit let out a loud fart. City council members tried hard to continue with their agenda, but as much as they were trying to stay serious, focused and on topic, continuing uncontrolled farts brought everyone into uncontrolled laughter. Medina, Ohio is gonna have some funny bylaws passed very soon. They may even legalize marijuana out of these fart meetings. I need to move to Medina. I’d even apply for city council position and attend meetings after a few puffs from a joint. I’d probably laugh so hard I’d start to fart uncontrollably myself.

There’s a video of the fart incident, but it’s really hard to pinpoint which city council member could not hold his farts. They sound pretty effin loud and greasy too. They probably didn’t stink much, but the sound is impressive. Never mind the balls for letting out a loudy like that at a public meeting. Medina in Ohio rocks!

I know it sounds too much like a fake and farts are edited in, but Fox8 claims it’s real! I hope it is real, it gave me much needed lulz.

EDIT: Upon further review (yes, I can’t get enough of farts), I came to conclusion that the farts were real, but they were not heard in the video. Since we don’t know which council member let those out, it’s obvious he/she didn’t have the microphone by their ass to deliver a lour ass munch that would be clearer than speech of people talking into the microphone. Everyone does laugh at real farts, but whoever posted the video on YouTube, added those loud fuckers there manually, cause the video just didn’t have the punch without it. Aren’t I a genius?

Nicole Lamarche is a swimsuit model and a Miss San Francisco 2003 who left the career of being pretty and became the reverend of Cotuit Federated Church. Now I know there is something incredibly attractive about women who give their body and soul to God – that’s why nun porn has always done very well within adult industry and continues to be a popular niche and the story of Nicole Lamarche doesn’t make it any better. Especially since she was previously promenading herself on the stage wearing only bikini and now she’s a reverend.

Nicole Lamarche is now 30 year old, but as attractive as ever. A cougar you might say. As former swimsuit model, she’s tall and slender, with long hair and gorgeous, beaming smile. 2 years ago, when she became minister of Cotuit Federated Church, parishioners of Cape Cod village were not impressed by having a reverend with the modeling past. If I was a Cape Cod village resident, I’d insist our Reverend Nicole Lamarche serves masses wearing a bikini. I’d start attending church again. I’d even donate to church. Got to make sure Nicole Lamarche can afford more swimsuits to guide her lost sheep.

Nicole Lamarche attended Miss pageants with purpose of monetizing on her good looks (afterall, all models and wannabe Miss contestants do it for that very reason). She won Miss Greater Bay Area, followed up to win Miss San Francisco and moved on to become Miss California all in 2003. During that time, she was already enrolled in the seminary school. Being Miss California, she went to represent her state on Miss America, which landed her $24,000 in prize money and things were looking good. Her school got more traffic than any other time in history.

Things are good for Reverend Nicole Lamarche. Her parishioners got used to having a pastor who posed for millions of people in the bikini, she got married to Jeremy Nickel and had a wonderful honeymoon in Morocco. She’s good looking and happy, Could life get any better?

Photo of Rev Nicole Lamarche with the parishioners by John Bohn (Globe).

I was starting to be proud of home girl Britney Spears who pulled herself together when daddy Spears took charge of her conservatorship. Not only has she pulled herself together, she even put a tour that looks like it’s gonna be a success when out of the blue came the My Pussy is Hanging Out news. The internet was all about Britney Spears’ pussy hanging out whole day and as it goes, there is a video of the slip now.

Britney Spears had a show in Tampa, Florida last night, the whole Circus performance went all smoothly, fireworks flashing, stage dancer twigging, then the song ends, Britney Spears goes off stage to change wardrobe, sound guy screws up and leaves her mic still on. The next thing – Britney Spears is heard by everyone at the hall say “My Pussy is Hanging Out”.

In today’s era of cell phone cameras, it is no surprise that there was a person recording the show. I think we will see classified ad on craigslist soon – pro sound guy, has experience working for Britney Spears, looking for job. Sure dude, you’re gonna get hired right away. Any more singers wanna let everyone know that their pussy is hanging out – hire this guy. He knows how to fuck you up.

OK, here comes the countdown till we have a plethora of remixes to Britney’s verbal slip. I can see David Letterman and Jimmy Kimmel putting together a skit. The world will revolve around the “My Pussy is Hanging Out” slip. Britney Spears could not have asked for any better publicity. Sales of her album Circus are going to reach unheard of level starting… now.

The My Pussy is Hanging Out Video by Britney Spears is below:

As US president Barack Obama ended ban on funding for human embryonic stem cell research earlier this morning, many ordinary people who don’t happen to be scientists are asking about the pros and cons of said stem cell research. So without further discussion on how impressive Barack Obama looked during the ceremony in the East Room of the White House when he was signing the document, let’s take a look at what everyone wants to know:

Introduction to Stem Cells

Whole big boo hoo around the stem cell research started in 1998 with two scientists who independently from each other successfully separated stem cells from human embryos. This was a big scientific break though which brought lots of hope for patients with certain conditions, such as diabetes or the Parkinson’s disease, but at the same time raised big eyebrows as it involved merciless killing of defenceless human beings while they are more vulnerable than ever.

What is stem cell research?

Stem cells are basic cells of a human organism which have predispositions to turn into any of 210 kinds of tissues the human body is made of. When an embryo is at its beginnings, the stem cells it consists of can virtually develop into any cell or tissue. Older embryos are partially developed, so their stem cells are only capable of developing into some of cells or tissues.

Even though very latest progress in stem cell research allows for more differentiated stem cells to get reverted into their original form allowing them to develop into a tissue they were not preprogrammed to turn into.

Stem Cell Research Pros:

Application of stem cell research could aid in curing debilitating diseases, such as Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s, stroke, diabetes, bone diseases, spinal cord injuries, etc. It would also allow us to test pharmaceutical products directly on cells they are developed for – human cells, instead of on animals.

Stem Cell Research Cons:

While scientists generally agree that for as long as stem cells are derived from cels of volunteering adults, there are no ethical aspects involved. The ethical issues are brought up when stem cells are derived from embryos or aborted fetuses. The biggest con of stem cell research is that it’s anti human.

“Pro stem cell research” people argue that it is legally and morally justifiable to kill few in order to save many. Unlike stem cells from adults, the ones from embryos and aborted fetuses have much better predispositions to develop into different kinds of tissues.

“Pro life” people argue that stem cell research targets the most vulnerable of all human beings – embryos – who are destroyed in the process of extracting the stem cells out of their bodies for research. According to pro lifers, it is never acceptable to kill a human being, no matter the potential benefits. And since these embryos can’t defend themselves nor voice their opinions, we must. The argument is that they shouldn’t be easy victims of research just because they can’t fight for themselves.

Fact be told, similar type of research has been performed by Nazis in concentration camps or by Japanese scientists in Unit 731. And if killing for the greater good is justified, then why not kill terminally ill patients or inmates on death row?

This is a brief rundown of stem cell research pros and cons. By signing the document, Barack Obama today sealed the faith of potentially thousands of unborn children. He truly continues on his way to being the bloodiest president in the history of the world.