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Eve Mazzarella started her Las Vegas journey as a maid after she’d dropped out of Seattle high school because she got pregnant. Las Vegas real estate market was becoming hot so Eve Mazzarella took a course and obtained a real estate certificate allowing her to start a career in the housing market. That was back in 2000.

By 2006, Eve Mazzarella was one of top “30 under 30″ realtors in the US. Her sales for the year reached $13.8 million and all competition was impressed with her success. She seemed to be talented, hard working and determined all of which contributed to her success – in the eyes of others.

The things took sudden turn in March of 2008. Eve Mazzarella and her husband Steven Grimm were indicted on six counts of bank fraud by the U.S. Attorney for Nevada and FBI raided their house the day after. It appears as though Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm took advantage of lax money lending policies, arranged sales on certain houses, took a mortgage and walked away from it. The whole process worked something like this:

Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm would pay few thousand dollars to a person with good credit who would pose as a buyer of a particular property. Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm applied for a mortgage on the straw buyer’s behalf. The buyers were instructed to offer the seller more than an asking price, and the difference was to be used on repairs and/or remodeling. This repair money was then send to the company controlled by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm after the deal closed. Newly acquired property was then transferred into a limited liability company owned by Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm who subsequently hired another straw buyer who was paid to purchase the same property in the same way – for a higher price which was purposefully over inflated in order to cover for repair/remodeling done by the seller. This process was repeated over and over until there were no more straw buyers to buy it for any higher price. The last straw buyer ended up with his/her name on the loan which ultimately lead to their default notices, destroyed credit and unless they were really wealthy and capable of buying their way out of it – bankruptcy.

According to assistant U.S. Attorney Brian Pugh, Eve Mazzarella and Steven Grimm defrauded $8.7 million in their little mortgage scam games. The case is on going.

Carin Ashley - Sexy Girls Next Door

Meet Carin Ashley. Carin was on 2005 Special Edition of Playboy entitled Sexy Girls Next Door. I’m not sure about that one. Carin Ashley is hot and I wouldn’t hesitate exchanging genital juices with her overused vagina, but she looks anything but a girl next door to me. She does look sexy though, so I left that one out form the previous statement.

Carin Ashley was born in Florida on January 13, 1984. Her parents moved to Slidell, Louisiana shortly after her birth so Carin grew up in a genuine southern setting. Her 32 DD boobs are a bit too big for my liking and look like they may have been helped by plastic surgery, which definitely doesn’t count as a Sexy Girls Next Door anymore, but I may be mistaken. Tits too big never the less, unless you love giant chichis.

EDIT: nevermind – Carin Ashley does have implants. Just did some research and yeah… silly cow got her tits augmented. Well, it got her on cover of Playboy, let’s just hope they don’t explode on her when she flies in a plane. Actually, that’d be hilarious. I’m hoping someone films that when it happens. Wouldn’t that be the shit

More of blonde Carin Ashley. What do you think? Yay or nay? Would you hit them fake titties?

They say it’s official. The naughty penis of Dr. Travis Stork has enjoyed the pleasures of rubbing the insides of lusty vagina of Carrie Underwood. The 2006 Bachelor and The Doctors co-host Dr. Travis Stork is reportedly dating American Idol winner and popular country singer Carrie Underwood. I can totally hear the genitals flapping as I wrote about it. These two must do wild things in bed.

36 year old Travis Stork had its run at The Bachelor and picked Sarah Stone who proved to have incompatible genitalia. Her pussy juices did not match the PH of Travis Stork’s Naughty Penis so their romance was over before The Bachelor came to a close. They say the weekend in Paris was bad ass, though. I doubt any mention worthy genital juices exchange took part though.

Carrie Underwood won season 4 of American Idol and she’s been just growing in popularity since. Her award collection now contains Teen Choice Award and Billboard Music Awards and Country Music Awards and Academy of Country Music Awards and God knows what else. Simply put, she knows how to suck cock and probably sing too.

Carrie Underwood’s vaginal powers are now subject to routine medical scrutiny under supervision of Dr. Travis Stork himself. My unnamed sources say she can… wait, that’s too juicy for this site! If they go on, the stork is gonna deliver children… Get it? The stork

The Today show played videos Matt Lauer Roast at Friar’s Club, New York. Tom Cruise was a guest and managed to joke around. Three years ago, Tom Cruise filmed an interview with Matt Lauer – it’s that infamous Scientology video that got Tom Cruise into spotlight on the net. During last Friday’s Matt Lauer Roast Tom Cruise said that it was Matt Lauer who gave him advice on going crazy at the Oprah Winfrey show in order to show how excited he was about being in love with Katie Holmes. You may remember the Kodak moment with Tom Cruise jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch like a fucking monkey. Yeah, that was it!

The annual Matt Lauer Roast is a celebrity get together held at the Friars Club in New York. Cameras are not allowed so all there are reports from people who attended the roast. Tom Cruise was to make a surprise show up but the surprise was busted all over the net hours prior to Matt Lauer Roast start off.

The video from The Today Show with Tom Cruise about Matt Lauer Roast is above. Copyright MSNBC.

Ice hockey is starting to look exciting again. During the game between Toronto Maple Leafs and Boston Bruins two players made for a “shattering” spectacle. 20 seconds into the second period Milan Lucic nailed Mike Van Ryn with a massive check that was so solid, it broke the protective plexi glass panel along the rink. The glass shattered and fell on the players and fans in the stands causing about 10 minute delay in the game while workers were replacing the glass. Solid check by Milan Lucic, nice spectacle to watch.

Toronto Maple Leafs ended up beating Boston Bruins 4:2. Milan Lucic said breaking glass with another player felt kind of cool, but was concerned about the fans who pay top money to get a spot right by the glass and ended up covered in broken plexi. Mike Van Ryn says he still itches from amount of broken glass covering his body. Nice check!

Hockey Player Milan Lucic Breaks Glass Checking Mike Van Ryn video below:

I’m either easily impressed or this shit is totally bad ass. This is Water Painting aka creation of images with water. Impressive minds from Japan came with an idea of building a water fountain that would be programmed to squirt water in such sequence so as to “paint” shapes with water. The idea became reality and the water painting fountain can be seen in a shopping mall of a Canal City in Hakata, Japan.

Canal City Hakata was built around an artificial canal and the shopping complex houses several impressive fountains but water painting one takes the cake hands down.

The technology behind the water painting fountain is similar to that of an inkjet printer. Hundreds of nozzles are controlled by microchips to deliver precise streams of water at right times. The results are impressive – water painted images and words.

One of the most impressive videos I’ve seen in a while. I really want to go to Japan…

Will Ferrell and Tina Fey do Sarah Palin and George Bush on SNL

Will Farrell returned to SNL as George Bush and Tina Fey continued with her performance and Sarah Palin in a political satire served by the pathetic Saturday Night Live crew last night. Will Farrell is funny though. I like the guy. He’s the shit. He even impersonates George Bush’s speech really well.

This whole SNL is rather one sided. Have they done any Obama satire? He’s a walking joke, I’m surprised they’re reluctant to make fun of him. Maybe those rumors about him being an antichrist are true and everyone is scared shitless.

Tina Fey is ridiculously annoying as Sarah Palin, but so is Sarah Palin herself so I guess Tina simply has a tough job and has to remain annoying if she wants to portray that bitch. Overall this skit was rather pathetic and a big ass FAIL.

45 year old Mark Betts screwed up and now he’s dead. Plain stupidity. Dude got thirsty, walked into a liquor store, grabbed a couple of bottles and bolted for the door without paying. Dedicated liquor store employee tried to stop the robber, but Mark Betts was more dedicated to quench his thirst. He pulled up a club and liquor store employee – wisely – gave robber way, but notified the police.

Cops got on the case and located the truck Mark Betts was driving. After a little car chase between Ponderay and Colburn Culver Road, Bonner Co. Sheriff’s deputies in cooperation with police forced fleeing robber off the road. Being stuck in a ditch, unable to drive off, Mark Betts opened the door opened fire with a hand gun. Damn idiot… what was he thinking?

The police returned fire shooting Mark Betts to death. It all went down on July 7, 2008. The police dash cam video that captures last moments of Mark Betts’ life was only released now.

The prosecutors from the Bonner County ruled the shooting justified after reviewing that dash-cam video and decided that there will be no charges filed against the officers. Bonner county Sherriff Elaine Savage also said the shooting was justified. Where do these people live? The county is close to a “boner” and sheriff is savage! Must be Idaho…

The names of deputies who fired on and killed Mark Betts were also released: Lt. Gary Johnston, Mitch Parnell and Phil Stella. In my opinion they did a good job and had their lives on line as well. You don’t pull a gun on a cop. Period!

What a dumb ass though. Shooting at cops for a drink? He just robbed a mother-fucking liquor store. He should have given up right there and get away with a fine or maybe short jail time. Now Mark Betts is dead with skull resembling an Edam cheese. Dumbass.

Wendy Savage - Hot Busty Lawyer from Massachusetts

If you get busted in Massachusetts, you can get yourself a lawyer just like Wendy Savage. This hot, busty, blonde cougar from Boston is a corporate counsel for Liberty Mutual. She’s obviously loaded and I bet she can squeeze vagina muscles so well you would not need no penis pump. Plus look at her name – Wendy Savage. What does that tell you? That screams kinky BDSM to me like you wouldn’t believe. I’d have her recite the federal law in my ear while I’m feeling her anal cavity form the inside.

Wendy Savage – it looks – shot whole calendar of her hot ass. I normally don’t care for calendars as there is more of them for free than I have space on the walls. I thought no one paid for calendars anymore. Your local real estate agent will surely be happy to give you one of her own.

Wendy Savage sounds like a perfect woman to me. She’s got it all – nice curves, name of a hooker and massive bank account. I’d super glue myself to her vagina so she can’t get rid of me.

Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans Loses Crown

Busted! Lindsey Evans, who until today was a reigning Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 was stripped off her crown after a major FAIL from yesterday. No crown for you no more, Lindsey Evans. You’ve been served!

I don’t know what got Lindsey Evans the title of Miss Louisiana Teen USA, but it obviously wasn’t brains. It started after she skipped out on paying the $46.07 bill from Posados Cafe in Bossier City, LA. Lindsey Evans darted out of the restaurant without paying but forgot her purse. Restaurant manager picked up the purse, found her drivers license and called the cops. The purse had one more surprise – a bag of marijuana. Dumb!

Why is it that all pretty faced barbie dolls are by default dumb as fuck? Lindsey Evans is definitely not an exception. She said she was gonna pay the bill, but the service at the restaurant was slow so they left. She’s now booked with theft and marijuana possession.

Paula M. Miles, the president of the company that’s in charge of Miss Louisiana Teen USA pageant said that Lindsey Evans “has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately”.