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This is precious – the best wedding video I’ve ever seen. The bride and groom (and best man) will have great memory to commemorate for the rest of their lives. The ultimate epic wedding fail is here. It really is a must see video, you’re gonna love that shit.

The fail is so epic, I’m having hard time trusting its authenticity, but if it’s real and really happened as we see, then damn… I’m gonna have to try really hard to outdo this shit when I get married. Just precious. Watch it!

Dana White on Kimbo Slice and EliteXC

Dana White, the president of UFC made a massive video rant on Kimbo Slice and his fight against Seth Petruzelli and EliteXC, guys who organized this fight. EliteXC are rivals of UFC so many are upset with Dana White’s rant and are calling on Gary Shaw (president of EliteXC) to sue his ass, but despite being a complete douchebag and moron most of the time, this time around I completely agree with Dana White and what he’s saying.

The rant was in response to Seth Petruzelli admitting that the EliteXC promoters offered him money, if he doesn’t take the fight to the ground. EliteXC wanted to keep the fight up, because they thought viewers would find it more exciting, in particular since Kimbo Slice is completely useless on the ground and would lose the fight.

However, Dana White says – Kimbo Slice sucks. He got knocked out in 14 seconds standing up. But the point Dana White is making is valid. What EliteXC did is illegal, and they ought to be investigated by the FBI. Many fans, casinos and betting agencies placed their bets on one of the fighters. By offering Seth Petruzelli the money, EliteXC tried to manipulate the result of the fight, virtually messing with other people’s investment.

Sports are dirty. Video of Dana White going off on EliteXC is below:

Austin Powers Star Joe Son Charged in Gang Rape

It’s a rape day over at Beer Steak Blog. First it’s Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran and now even more recognizable celebrity – Joe Son, most famous for his role as Random Task in original Austin Powers movie. Joe Son was arrested in May for felony vandalism and this type of crime requires forking over a DNA sample. Investigators analyzed the DNA sample and voila – Joe Son took part in a gang rape dating back to 1990 that was unsolved for 18 years. Busted!

As results of his felony vandalism, Joe Son is now charged with much juicier crimes:

- five felony counts of rape
- two felony counts of forcible sodomy
- two felony counts of sodomy in concert by force
- seven felony counts of forcible oral copulation
- one felony count of sexual penetration by foreign object by force

Wow, so many people have good times and I’m never there when it happens. Each time I participated in gang rape… I’m the receiver. I’m kidding No, really

The woman from that 1990 gang rape was pistol-whipped, repeatedly raped, threatened with death, then blindfolded and left naked on her own naked.

If convicted of all charges, Joe Son will be facing 275 years to life in jail. Hope he still has the number on Dr. Evil so he can break his ass out of the chokey cause man is busted.

Joe Son, whose full name is Joseph Hyungmin Son is also known among MMA fans. During his UFC 4 fight against Keith Hackney in December 1994, he was repeatedly punched in the ball sack. Ref did not interrupt the fight because at the time it was not officially against the rules. Watch the fight in a video below:

Tenor Ernesto Tito Beltran Sentenced to Jail for Rape

Ernesto Tito Beltran, is a tenor from Chile who earned himself a little jail time for raping an 18 year old nanny and molesting a 7 year old. Tito was sentenced by Swedish court to two years and six months in prison. Swedish Bubba is looking forward to high pitch moaning…

Ernesto Tito Beltran will also end up paying damages to the girls – nanny’s gonna get $12,300 for getting raped and little girl is getting $15,600 for having been molested.

Even though originally from Chile, Ernesto Tito Beltran lives in Sweden and looks like rape is his favorite past time activity. In 1999 he was accused of raping a nanny of another Swedish celebrity.

Tito Beltran must be asking himself – what kind of country is Sweden? You can’t even rape a bitch without going to jail…

Below is a clip with Tito Beltran singing opera. Bitch can sing.

Tin Pan Alley, the block in New York where songs like God Bless America by Irving Berlin or Give My Regards to Broadway by George M. Cohan were written is up for sale.

Real Estate website is recommending tearing down old buildings in the area to make way for a modern high rise and mentions that five Tin Pan Alley four-storey brownstone buildings are for sale for $44 Million.

Tin Pan Alley was once home to songwriters and music publishers and is located on West 28th Street in New York. The name Tin Pan Alley itself is said to date back to 1885 and was popularized by piano playing song pluggers who walked up and down the street singing in order to promote the sales of sheet music.

When radios were invented, the music industry changed a lot, but Tin Pan Alley remained the place of music till 1950. Some recognizable American songwriters are closely associated with Tin Pan Alley having worked and written many of their songs on the street. We can mention Fats Waller, Cole Porter, Scott Joplin, Hoagy Carmichael and George Gershwin for instance.

Anarchist Emma Goldman started the magazine called Mother Earth out of one of Tin Pan Alley buildings, namely the one on 55 W. 28th St.

Many New Yorkers are unhappy with intentions to sell such an important part of New York history as Tin Pan Alley claiming that part of New York heritage would be lost.

Nikki Blonsky Says Bianca Golden is a Liar

…and the Nikki Blonsky vs Bianca Golden drama continues. It started as a catfight at Turks and Caicos airport, was followed by arrests and jailtime, Bianca Golden then referred to Nikki Blonsky as crotch kicker and Nikki Blonsky now calls Bianca Golden “a liar”. Are you still with me?

This whole situation’s been one big mess. You can’t even guess whom to believe anymore. Nikki Blonsky says Bianca Golden called her “white bitch” and punched her in the face. On the other hand, Nikki’s dad Carl Blonsky is charged for punching Bianca’s mother in the face. So many face punches. They should have ass fisted each other instead. BTW, it’s the accusations that Carl Blonsky punched Elaine Golden in the mug that had Nikki Blonsky calling Bianca Golden a liar. What a fucking mess this is!

Karissa and Kristina Shannon - Hugh Hefner's New Bitches

Hugh Hefner has always had awful taste for women, but his latest bitches – Karissa and Kristina Shannon are damn awful. Old man is losing his mind. They look even more plastic than Kendra Wilkinson. You’d think Hef would sober up, being 82 year old and would actually get himself a pretty ho. Plastic looking Barbie dolls were popular in the 60’s. Somebody should tell Hef that it’s already 2008.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon snuck into Hugh Hefner’s life after Holly Madison had announced that she’d left him. One bitch out, two bitches in. I strongly approve of the fact that Karissa and Kristina Shannon don’t have fake boobs, instead they have those nice, tiny perky boobies. Much better than those fake breasted whores surrounding Hef as of late.

Karissa and Kristina Shannon are twins and they’re 19 year old. It pays to be the owner of Playboy. Even as 82 year old, you get 19 year old chicks lining up to rub their vaginas against your old face. He even gets the twins. But I’m a firm believer that he still could do better. He’s the one and only Hugh Hefner. He’s got armies of hit chicks wanting to be his girlfriends. Why does he always pick up trash? Maybe it’s the creepy factor of having twin vaginas rubbing each side of your face at the same time. Karissa and Kristina Shannon have probably trained to move their hips unisono.

Here’s some Happy Birthday creepiness for the morning. Creepy gay kid sang Happy Birthday on the Opie & Anthony Show which is a satellite radio show. That creepy gay kid is actually Sam Roberts, a member of the Opie & Anthony Show and Happy Birthday song was dedicated to comedian Bob Kelly.

For good start of the end of the week, check out the creepy gay kid singing Happy Birthday in a video below

Laryn Franco Catwalk Picture with Naked Boobs

Celebrity blogging pays off each time a hottie such as Leryn Franco, the javelin thrower from Paraguay come to the view. Leryn Franco, who does modeling when she doesn’t handle steel solid javelins did us all a big favor and promenade herself on the catwalk for some fashion show the name of which is unimportant, because she did it with her boobs out naked. We got some nice Leryn Franco catwalk pictures for you here, both naked boob and see through, but had to censor the nipple out because many readers read Beer Steak blog at work and it’s no fun when a giant Olympian nipple fills your screen when co-workers come to ask if you’re joining them for a coffee. Head over to Alberta Stars for more and totally uncensored Leryn Franco Naked Breasts Catwalk Pictures.

BTW, if you didn’t know, Leryn Franco participated in Miss Paraguay and Miss Bikini Universe pageants.

Hal Turner was a host of a controversial radio show “Hal Turner Show” but got booted out after he allegedly exposed government conspiracy involving shipment of large amounts of Amero to China. Amero is a new currency destined to replace American Dollar, Canadian Dollar and Mexican Peso and will be the official currency of the North American Union. Hal Turner flooded internet with pictures of what was supposed to be the first Amero that he got his hands on last year. Many people believed Hal Turner, many debunked it. I don’t even know myself what was true and what was not. Each time you have a conspiracy theorist, you also have a conspiracy theory debunker and a debunker of debunkers and it gets to be rather messy, with neither party slacking out on their beliefs.

In this YouTube video, Hal Turner claims that United States government shipped 800 Billion Ameros to the China Development Bank as preparation for the collapse of the US dollar as a currency.

Hal Turner bases his claim of Amero shipment to the China Development Bank on the fact that he’s got one of the Ameros from that shipment. He shows the Amero in the video, but whoever filmed that video sucks snail penis at video taping as picture always gets blurred as he/she tries to zoom in on the coin. Never the less, Hal Turner knocks the Amero against the metal table and it does sound like a coin.

When showing off his 20 Ameros coin, Hal Turner particularly highlighted little D at the bottom of the coin, which as he explains signifies that the coin was minted at the Denver Mint in Colorado. The reason this Amero currency has been shipped to China, Hal Turner explains, is because China presently holds $2.5 Trillion in US cash, as result of US trading balance with China.

US dollar is gonna fail. It’s gonna get worthless as a currency. Hal Turner predicts that US currency will collapse by February 2009 and in anticipation of this collapse, Amero is being minted. Hal Turner explains the way US dollar is going to collapse like this:

At some point, the amount of money USA owes and the interest charged won’t be serviceable. US will get to the point that it won’t be able to even pay the interest. When that happens, the treasury secretary of the US will declare Force Majeure. That will be a repudiation of the US debt. As a result, everyone will try to dump US dollar and nobody in the world will want it. US dollar will become worthless. The treasury secretary will then demonetize US dollar, which means it will no longer be money. Everyone that will have any assets whatsoever in US dollars – anything that’s denominated in US dollars, will have no value.

Government is hoping to get as much panic as possible and will tell people that they would get some of their money back if they accept Amero as their currency. This is what Hal Turner predicts and this is how according to him the introduction of Amero and the robbery of citizens will go down. This is what the government is planning, according to Hal Turner.

The advice to avoid losing everything, is to wire all US fund to foreign banks and exchange it into foreign currency, but not Euro. It’s pretty shocking what Hal Turner has to say. I would definitely recommend everyone to listen to it and let me know what you think? Does he have a point or is he messing with everyone? Is current financial situation not a sufficient reason to believe that collapse of US dollar is inevitable? Is illuminati’s preparation for the North American Union and introduction of Amero not something that’s been boiling down for quite a while behind our backs?

I myself am not surprised by this shocking revelation but I have not been blind to reality those past few years. Let me stress the importance of watching Zeitgeist movies if you haven’t seen them yet. Go watch it and do a research for yourself. The answers are out there.

Hal Turner video where he explains what’s going on and how US Government shipped 800 Billion Ameros to China is below: