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Verne Troyer sex tape co-star is revealed. Meet Ranae Shrider – 22 year old unsuccessful model just turned successful gold digger. Ranae Shrider is the chick who fucked Verne Troyer. I’m pissed, he suffers form dwarfism and gets more bedroom action that I do. Fuck that!

Ranae Shrider lived with Verne Troyer for six months and claims she wanted to marry him. Of course she wanted to marry him. Look at her. He’s more pimp than she is. She had nothing going for her and getting hooked up with Mini Me was her only opportunity to be more than a nobody from Kentucky (FYI, that’s where Ranae Shrider is form).

I think we’re gonna learn a lot about latest star phenomenon called Ranae Shrider in the coming days. It plays for her so she better take advantage of the attention she’s gonna get. And I have that gut feeling that she will. Yes she will. Oh the thrills that are running down her spine all day…. But she’s playing it right. When confronted by the paparazzi in one of LA’s Starbucks, she said she was furious the sex tape got leaked. She also told them she still lived with Verne Troye, but that kind of sounds like they’re not getting along much. She would have said they were still going out together instead of saying she still lived in his apartment. I think she’s written off. Next ho, please.

For crap loads of pictures of Ranae Shrider with more detailed bio click this link.

Kevin Blatt is a celebrity sex tape broker. His biggest achievement so far is One Night with Paris – the Paris Hilton sex tape deal he promoted, brokered and closed. He did a great job with it and made himself shit loads of money.

Now the name of Kevin Blatt is being spoken again, and again it’s in relation to sex tape promotions. And it’s another celebrity, this time around it’s the sex tape of Verne Troyer aka Mini-Me. And as it was with Paris Hilton sex tape, the promotion comes to Kevin Blatt itself.

Having Verne Troyer Sex Tape under his control, I can imagine what his reaction when he learned about the lawsuit Mini Me filed against TMZ. Kevin Blatt jumped right up in the air and screamed from the bottom of his lunges – “Fuck Yeah”! All the media are gonna pick the story up and talk about it, all bloggers are gonna talk about it, all forum boards are gonna have discussions about it and what does all that mean for him – another shit loads of money that he’s gonna make. His $100 000 worth of Verne Troyer sex tape is all of a sudden worth 10 times more. And he didn’t have to move his finger. What a lucky bastard, that Kevin Blatt.

Verne Troyer aka Mini Me is suing TMZ for $20 Million after they’ve published a part of his Mini Me sex tape. This dude is determined to make it big in media. That’s the best PR for a sex tape since Amy Fisher Caught on Tape sex tape was released, where as Amy Fisher held a pre release party.

TMZ reported about it and since they are the ones who is being sued, they’ve got the first hand account of it. But read the God Damn report – towards the end it says that TMZ did not return phone calls. So TMZ is calling itself and doesn’t answer its own calls and writes it in the report about the lawsuit. How kick ass is that?

Anyway, why does this happen every time a sex tape is leaked. They all follow the same script – a celebrity sex tape is leaked, the celebrity files a lawsuit against the publisher, gets lots of publicity, people become well aware of it after there having been a mention of it on every portal, the sales go through the roof, lots of money is made and they share it when no one is looking. It;s not like I can’t tell. Each time a new sex tape hits the waves, they follow the same script. Verne Troyer ain’t no different. Step two has been taken – lawsuit against TMZ has been filed. Now they’re gonna hope for lots of media coverage… and hat’s gonna happen. It always does. Fuckers are bound to make crap loads of cash again. And even I myself am contributing to this shit. Fuck!

Source: TMZ

Are you excited? Mini-Me Sex Tape is here. I know, you can’t wait to see the size of that manhood and let me tell ya, is his dick is as big and as penetrative as his tongue, then let’s hope the camera had a wide fucking angle lens.

You know who Mini-Me form Austin Powers is, right? The little dwarfism dude who was a clone of Dr. Evil hence name Mini-Me. Yep, that character was played by Verne Troyer. And as it turns out, there is a Verne Troyer Sex tape out in the pool available to the highest bidder. Same douchebag who brokered Paris Hilton sex tape is brokering this one too. How inappropriate.

TMZ has a short video from the alleged sex tape but it doesn’t show any penis. And I could care less, but I know you fucking fags are all disappointed and shit. Hell, this is all we got so far, right? Don’t be mad at me just cause you wanted o beat off to Mini-Me’s peen for fuck sake. Keep it locked on Verne Troyer Sex Tape (Mini Me from Austin Powers) thread to stay in the know and you’ll know when the sex tape is available and where it is. Ya see, I know people. They now things. Geee, fucking dwarf and his penis…

The pictures above has the official mascots of the Beijing 2008 Olympic Games -Fuwa, and just as Olympic rings each come in its own color, so do Beibei, Jingjing, Huanhuan, Yingying and Nini. They are five little children symbolize friendship and represent four most popular Chinese animals (fish, panda, Tibetan antelope, and swallow) and one is a flame representing Olympic flame. You may notice that their names are made of repeated syllables. If you break those names each in half, you will get Bei Jing Huan Ying Ni which in Chinese means – Welcome to Beijing. Beautiful.

Below is the video of the official song for 2008 Olympic Games which is also titled Welcome to Beijing. The song features many popular and famous Chinese people. You may see Jackie Chan as well as reigning Miss World – Zi Lin Zhang

Following is the unofficial translation of song’s lyrics. It’s a beautiful song.

Welcome to Beijing – Official Song for 2008 Olympic Games – Lyrics

Another morning is here, and a breath of fresh air comes with it
We will be friends forever, sticking together lik fragrance of green tea
You will find my door open for you at all times, and I’ll be waiting for you with my arms open
You’ll get to know me much better once you hugged me, and I promise you will love it here

Please be my guest no matter whether you’re local or from abroad
You are here and you are a friend, and as a friend we welcome you
I want to grow green plants that I will plant in the soil
and will show you our legends so you leave with good memories

You are all my guests, both strangers and friends so please make yourself feel at home
There is always a lot to talk about even if we meet often

Welcome to Beijing, we will show you a place you haven’t yet seen
Charming of Beijing is full of life
Come to Beijing, we can breathe fresh air in the sunshine together
And we both will leave our mark in this yellow soil

My door will always be open and welcoming to the world
The days of the past are welcoming new day with a youthful smile
We are all friends, please come in and make yourself at home
I am waiting for you here with a smile on my face

Welcome to Beijing, may this music touch your soul
Let’s work together and go over and beyond
Welcome to Beijing, to have a dream is great
If you remain brave, the miracles will happen

An incredible video of a bunny rabbit defending itself, its turf and its pride against a flock of aggressive crows was recorded by an unknown individual and posted on YouTube. Outnumbered, little bunny rabbit goes right against the crows fighting bravely and tirelessly and it looks like he actually busted one of the crows so bad, it’s on the brink of dying. The one that’s right against the wall doesn’t look good. Bunny probably deployed his carrot sharpened teeth and bit crow’s beak off. The crow still could be saved. Some good people once found a bald eagle in Alaska that had her beak shot off and saved her. If i found an injured crow somewhere, I’d totally save her and have her rest on my shoulder. I’d buy myself a long trench coat, put make up on and have my name changed to Eric Draven. I’d get best seat in the bus that way

Gay Kiss Heinz Deli Mayo Ad that featured two dudes with kids kissing was pulled from off the UK air after Heinz company received more than 200 complains form some insecure losers. I’m not gay myself, but I have many gay friends and they are responsible citizens, much more so than most straight guys and girls who leave unwanted kids run all over the place.

The losers complained that this Gay Kiss ad, which advertises Heinz Deli Mayonnaise, is not suitable for children or some shit like that. I mean… what? There are only two dudes kissing. It’s not like they fingered each other’s anal lobes. There wasn’t even any French tongue action involved (not that I would want to watch that). Damn, Brits need to pull their heads out of their asses.

The rep for Heinz UK said that it was their company policy to listen to complaints of their customers. Well, over 200 jackasses complained, but WTF? As a reaction, gay groups from all over the UK are calling on boycotting Heinz because they’re gay (no pun intended) and they’re right. How gay of them. The pull, not the ad.

I did like how “mom” the chef called his partner “sweet cheeks”. That was the highlight of the ad for me

If you haven’t seen the goods, the video is below:

The world has a new Ugliest Dog. Chinese Crested Dog Gus won 2008 contest aimed at rewarding the World’s Ugliest Dog.

Gus only has one eye and three legs and suffers form skin cancer. His tongue ceremoniously hangs out of his mouth even as he rests in the arms of Jeanenne Teed – his owner. Gus was clearly crowd’s favorite but it wasn’t an easy contest. All 15 contestants were many sorts of “ugly”, each in their own way, but once the guy gets past initial detest, there is a lot of beauty to be found in those pugs. I betcha they can pull serious puppy eyes at you when hey want to play. How could you resist those eyes?

The world’s ugliest dog contest is held annually at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Petaluma, California. Check out –> pictures of world’s ugliest dogs winners from previous here and compare them to Gus. Who would get your vote?

Image credit: Associated Press

This is very sad. Scott Kalitta an American two time drag racing champion died on Saturday after his “funny car” aka Toyota Solara exploded during Old Bridge Township Raceway Park NHRA qualifying drag race. The video of fatal explosion that left Scott Kalitta Dead is below. Above is the picture of the “funny car” as it just caught fire, milliseconds before it exploded, taking the life of Scott Kalitta away.

The crash happened during the final round of Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals qualifying races. Scott Kalitta’s car was leading the race and travelling at estimated 300 miles per hour when it caught fire, but continued at its speed until it hid the barrier at the end of track and exploded, killing the racer inside.

Scott Kalitta won 18 drag races during his career. He started racing in 1982. RIP

This is the video of Scott Kalitta’s fatal explosion from the viewpoint of TV crew cameras:

And an amateur video footage of the drag racer’s death filmed by the fan in the audience:

Image credit: Associated press

If you were Jamie Lynn Spears, the most famous teen mother and sister of Britney Spears who just gave birth to a first born baby girl named Maddie Briann, would you post her first ever pictures on your MySpace profile? The picture above what is allegedly Jamie Lynn Spears baby picture that she allegedly posted on her alleged profile. I’m having hard time eating it, and here is why:

Do you know how much media outlets offer for exclusive pictures of new born babies? It’s 7 figures. $10 million easy. Why would first Jamie Lynn Spears baby pictures get posted on her MySpace? She could make millions of dollars if she let professional photographers of some magazines do it. But then again – you never know, right? She’s the one who got knocked up at th age of 16 and carried a baby in her womb for 9 months. Heavens know how messed up a head of Jamie Lynn Spears is.

Anyway, what you see above was posted on a MySpace profile that claims to belong to Jamie Lynn Spears. Anyone can create a profile on MySpace and thousands claim to be somebody they are not. Guess we’ll have to wait before we know for sure whether these are real pictures of Maddie Briann or not. We’ll find out soon. Stay tuned.