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Jetman Yves Rossy is a 48 year old crazy dude from Switzerland who pushes insanity to a whole new level. See, the dude takes joy in jumping off small plane wearing a pair of mechanical, jet fueled wings and then he just soars over the Alps like an eagle.

Fusion Man, as Yves Rossy refers to himself, had a media exhibition today in town of Bex, Switzerland where he showed what he can do. He was taken by a plane up to the sky, jumped off when he was 2500 meters high, spread his mechanical wings, turned jets on and glided above the Alps at 300 km/h. Gnarly video is below and it looks sick.

Yves Rossy says it’s like “flying in an airplane, but without an airplane”. Steering is entirely done by positioning the body and there is just protective leather wear, jet wings and the pilot (Jetman) himself.

I have no doubt that flying with jet fuel powered wings must be a fantastic feeling, but I think I’d poop myself right away. And imagine you’d hit a bug. I mean – that’s the real speed you’re flying at and you have got no windshield in front of yourself. Even a small sized bug has got to hurt when nailed into at 300 km/h. And don’t even get me on colliding with a bird. But I guess having massive balls like Yves Rossy has, minor annoyances like birds attacking you is nothing.

The limits of a man are being pushed to infinity and beyond. What comes next? Taking off the ground like a superman?

This is a pretty intense video of an earthquake in Sichuan, China captured by a security camera. There is no sound, which only adds to mysticism and scare factor of the disaster. You kind of never know if and when the building is going to collapse. But if you look at the video again, you will notice that the quake was going on for a minute and 20 seconds. That’s one long earthquake. Most don’t take that long. And it wasn’t weak either – 7.8 on Richter magnitude scale and seemed to have gotten stronger towards the end. Imagine the shit feeling if you’re one of outside window cleaners on top of a skyscraper or a surgeon in the middle of operation…

As you know, Chinese province Sichuan suffered from a massive earthquake, Chinese biggest earthquake in 30 years. Final death toll is not yet known, but it is expected to be as high as 50 000 people. United nations predict there could be as many as 100 000 dead.

It is funny to watch how some people react when something serious happens, something that they did not expect – such as an earthquake. Some people ran for their lives while the other lady made sure she picked up her keys first. Everybody left poor fishes in the bowl, though. They must have gone through shit loads of stress. They could probably feel that the Earthquake is coming through their wicked animal instincts. That is of course unless their owners feed them junk food, which dumbs everyone down.

I kind of expected it and I have to admit I’m happy. Syesha Mercado has the most irritating voice and overall sounds too creepy. Now she’s bye bye from American Idol and there are last two contestants left – American’s favorite gay couple – David Archuleta and David Cook. One of them gays will become the American Idol. Grrrrr

David Archuleta probably got few extra million votes out of plain sympathy. If it was him who got eliminated tonight, his daddy would beat the shit out of him. He’s totally going to win. I don’t care anymore at all. Any gay is better than Syesha Mercado. She’s just plain…….. I’d fuck her though.

But she’s wearing some shit over her nipples. WTF? Megan Fox went to amaze us all with her exposure of breast skin but covered her nipples and areola. That’s pretty lame.

The result are pictures that look like they are work safe, but if someone sees your monitor screen, it’s gonna look to them like you’re staring at bare tits. Shittiest pics ever. The reason why I’m posting it is that I’ve just spilled drink all over my full-of-mess desk and my keyboard. It’s so wet, it makes bubbly sound as I type. I may have to get myself a new one tomorrow. In the meantime, my paper covered desk has just been turned into sludge. Damn I hate that shit.

Due to possible conflits with our advertisers, I was foced to censor the already covered nipples of Megan Fox and make it more safe for work. To see the NSFW version, visit our friends at Alberta Adult Board and click on Megan Fox Topless Photos.

Meet 17 year old Marche Taylor from Houston, Texas. Marche wre this cute and elegant yellow dress to her high school prom at the Sugar Land Marriot but she never made it in. Instead she ended up handcuffed all as result of confrontation with school officials who said her dress was skimpy.

I don’t know about you, but that’s one hell of an awesome dress. Look at it. Marche Taylor is 17 year old for crying out loud. this was her high school prom night. All 17 year olds want to look sexy and hot and all want a dress that’s out of your ordinary cut. What a stupid way to destroy young lady’s prom. Great job, Madison High, great fucking job…

To sum up event leading to Marche Taylor’s handcuffing – the chicka came all smiling to the Sugar Land Marriot where her high school prom was taking place. The senile and likely sexually inept officials from Madison High School told her that she’s wearing skimpy dress and will not be allowed in. Marche Taylor began to argue (what else was she supposed to do, she was looking forward to her prom and you are now telling her she can’t go in) but because school officials were not ready to compromise, she offered to wrap herself up some more so as to cover up her skimpy bits. That still didn’t work for school officials and she was not admitted inside, this time because she was not wearing any underwear (I’m seriously starting to like this chick – she was totally getting ready for a great night with her random stranger she was going to pick at the after party).

Seeing there was no way for her to get in, Marche demanded refund. The argument escalated to the point that the cops were called in and instead of having a kick ass prom night with no panties on, Marche Taylor ended up handcuffed and escorted form the premises. Someone then managed to snap a pic of her being taken away by the police with her hands in cuffs.

Marche said she designed this dress herself. I’m kind of skeptical on this one, but damn… you got all the good stuff going on here – skimpy dress, no underwear, handcuffed by the cops. What a prom night to remember. She should take advantage of this publicity and start her own fashion line. She can call it – dress for prom you will never forget.

Official trailer for the sequel to X-Files is out. The X-Files 2 will be titled I Want To Believe – who the hell comes up with those titles?

The movie directed by Chris Carter stars the well established X-Filers David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson as Fox Mulder and Dana Scully. Damn, Gillian looks old and overused. She needs to be X-Filed under GMILF and retired.

Not much has been revealed by the 20th Century Fox regarding what the sequel will be about, but we can expect the same old complicated relationship between two main characters and something extra ordinary is going to happen, they’ll totally solve it and save human kind. What did I win

Considering the movie is set for release on July 25, 2008 the trailer sure came out late. I wander what the thinking of promo department is on this one. They must have some intentions with it, I wish I knew what they’re aiming for.

Jayde Nicole, Canadian babe from Port Perry, Ontario has been named Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008.

Jayde Nicole became Playboy Playmate of the month in January, 2007. She’s 5′ 9″ tall and weights 117 pounds. Her eyes are of hazel color and the hair is dark. The best thing of all – she’s 100% natural. No silicones, no plastic surgery. That’s the way they do it in Canada. You get the real deal. She’s got a tattoo right above her crotch which reads “Respect”.

On her MySpace profile, Jayde Nicole says that she’s learning how to play the guitar and likes to travel. Island of Aruba is the place she liked the best. And she has a little Chihuahua for a pet. His name is Pumpkin.

Congrats to becoming Playboy Playmate of the Year, Jayde Nicole.

For nude pictures of Jayde Nicole that will be featured in June’s issue of Playboy visit this link:

Canadian Jayde Nicole – Playboy Playmate of the Year 2008

Liv Tyler, that hot daughter of Aerosmith’s frontman Steven Tyler and gorgeous Arwen from The Lord of the Rings trilogy is single. Yeeeee. Liv separated form her husband Royston Langdon with whom she has a 3 years old son Milo.

Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have been married for 5 years. Their rep said they’re still going to remain friends and devoted parents of their child, but they chose to walk their own way. Hang on, Walk This Way was covered by Aerosmith, wasn’t it?

Royston Langdon was a member of British glam rock band Spacehog, but they didn’t last long and no longer exist. I want to marry Liv Tyler. I’d even buy the One Ring and we’d role play the scenes form Two Towers day after day. She would just need to tell me “There Is Still Hope” and I’d orgasm right there.

BTW, I hope Liv is wearing some seriously high “high heels” in that picture. It’s got to suck when as a husband you look like a midget next to your wife.

Mischa Barton is seriously pissed about those topless cellulite pics Jamie Fawcett took. Bitch wouldn’t shut her yapper about it. Latest claim she made says that grossly looking rotting porridge type cellulite has been photoshopped on her thighs and ass.

Mischa Barton’s rep Lisa Perkins told Rush & Molloy that her 22 years old client can’t possibly have legs of an 80 years old. But she admits that nobody is perfect, not even Mischa Barton. Wait… Mischa Barton is not perfect? I’m now going to cry in a corner

Considering this is the most publicity Mischa Burton ever got, there’s no wander she wouldn’t let it calm down. That’s why the waters were stirred regarding the same issue again. Bitch enjoys this shit. Cellulite or not, she’s being talked about. That’s what gets her off.

WTF? Looks like Ryan Seacrest has been giving Larry King some enjoyable prostate massages, because when Larry retires, Ryan is gonna take over the Larry King Show. That kind of means that CNN is going to give everybody who watches TV a prosatte massage. Actually, no… that’s no prostate massage, that’s fucking painful anal tear with no Vaseline.

MSNBC’s The Scoop reports that Ryan Seacrest is sucking CNN cock to get his gay ass on their regular programme and replace Larry King maybe next year. Ryan has already filled in for Larry on a number of occasions and Larry has had himself heard that he would pick Ryan as his successor. Larry has got to seriously love that prostate massage he gets form Ryan.

Seacrest has already forced his ass on American Idol, he’s got his own Radio show and works for E! and now CNN? And Larry fuicking King out of all? What has this world come to?