Beer Steak Bullshit

Everyone has a sex tape. Including famous people who have long been gone. Look at Marilyn Monroe’s Sex Tape for example. Now she is joined by one of the greatest guitarists of all times - Jimi Hendrix.

Vivid Entertainment, a well established adult entertainment company claims that they have acquired what appears to be Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape from 40 Years Ago. It features sex scene with 2 women and a man who is believed to be Jimi Hendrix. Even though his face is off the camera most of the time, there is a short shot when his face appears but the eyes are closed.

The full release of Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape will be 45 minutes, but the sex tape itself is only 11 minutes long. The rest will feature interviews and shots from Jimi Hendrix’s career.

Ney York Times claims the tape was around for a while, but no one had the balls to step up and make it publicly known that there is a Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape, because according to them it’s not certain whether it really is Jimi Hendrix. Vivid however claim they have done their due diligent and are sure it is Jimi Hendrix who appears in the video. Vivid hired private investigators to track down the truth. The identity of two brunettes appearing in the sex tape is unknown.

The tape was part of “Black Man” box with assorted rock-star memorabilia and was purchased at the auction in London. Women who had sex with Jimi Hendrix have been approached to take a look at the sex tape and offer their input on whether it’s really him or not, but while some of them swore they recognized his bode and assured everyone it was Jimi Hendrix, other’s denied the claim and said this was not him. Fans of Jimi Hendrix are also skeptical because the jewelry a man in the video is wearing is unlike anything Jimi Hendrix was known to wear.

What’s up with all these famous people growing pubes on their faces. John Travolta showed his facial pubes off just last Saturday and now the great LA Galaxy striker David Beckham himself let the pubes grow all over his face and chin. What’s up with that? Have I missed something? Am I expected to grow pubic hair on my face too? I hate that shit. As if my chest was not hairy enough already.

Shave it off already, Becks.

Tricia Walsh-Smith, the gold digger and cry baby is back with the follow up video she posted on YouTube. Now that she’s become a YouTube celebrity, she can’t get enough of her cry baby scenes.

In this video, Tricia Walsh-Smith has the nerve to complain about YouTube commenters. Silly goose, this is interweb, don’t post your shit if you don’t want people to say what they think about it. Web 2.0 offers interactivity with one another and so people let themselves heard. Don’t complain because people can see what kind of a gold digger you are.

The best part of the video obviously is when she said that she loved and adored her husband. What pile of shit? You loved and adored his money. That’s why you married a guy from another country who was 25 years older than you, with daughters your age. You’re so full of shit, Tricia Walsh-Smith… it hurts to listen to you.

The part that deserves biggest ovations is when the whore says she’d worked all her life. LOL, give me a break. Is that why you can’t live with the fact that you will not have the financial back up of the man you’re been draining off his money for years? Bitch, instead of bitching and complaining about what you’re gonna do now that you’re evicted, get your act together and find yourself a job. Don’t complain that you’re $100 000 in debt. Get a fucking job and see what it’s like with people who actually have to work hard for their money. You had millions of dollars at your disposal and word work gives you shivers. All you are good at is complaining, bitching and whining. If you worked so much, you would have to have some money saved that you could use to move to another apartment. And you wouldn’t feel so stressed about working, because if you had history of working, you would just resume and do what other people, who were not as lucky to marry a millionaire have to do every day - work hard for their money.

Life changes for everybody. There are millions of people in New York, they get laid off, or fired - but they move on, look for another job, do whatever they can to survive. You Tricia Walsh-Smith got used to milking a rich man and now you’re pissed because his bank account is going to get taken away from you. People have worse problems than you, yet they adapt and move on. If you really worked all your life, then where is the problem in moving on and making your own way through life?

Based on these videos, it is clear that her capacity to argue and make scenes is unsurpassed. I’m not surprised Philip Smith wishes to divorce this bitch and have her evicted. I’ve had enough of her already. And I haven’t even lived with that whore. She’s basically ruined any chance of having another man in her life. No one will ever come close to her after these false scenes. You will reap what you saw.

She’s an attention whore. Why wouldn’t she keep her divorce and eviction issues to herself? Her husband clearly has valid reasons to have her gold digging ass out of her life. So she makes it all public, names names, pulls tarot cards and screams “Shame’ at the camera. This issue was supposed to be between you and your husband. You have used him enough already and now you’re bringing your shit public. I feel sorry for Philip and am not surprised a slight bit why he wants divorce.

If there is justice in this world, Tricia Walsh-Smith will end up in a tent.

Tricia Walsh-Smith is seriously a gold digger extraordinaire and is so full of shit it’s ridiculous. She’s become an internet superstar after posting her video on YouTube.

Tricia Walsh-Smith is (was) married to Philip Smith - a wealthy man from New York who owns theaters on Broadway and $60 worth of real estate. Phillip Smith is 25 years older than Tricia Walsh-Smith and (his daughters are same age as this gold digger) luckily for him, he was a super smart guy when the gold digger came to him craving his money and had her sign a prenap. We’ve all heard stories of bad celebrity divorces where a gold digger gets married to a famous and/or a rich and then makes a fortune on a divorce. Well, luckily for Philip Smith, he had her sign a prenap and got his ass covered. Now he’s looking to get rid of Tricia Walsh-Smith and thanks to the prenap, he may be able to do that without paying her millions of dollars. Tricia Walsh-Smith is all in tears and what is she going to do now that her comfortable life of a millionaire’s wife is about to hit its end. So she recorded this YouTube video to let us know how full of shit she is.

The first time Tricia Walsh-Smith recorded and posted her cry baby video on YouTube, it got over million views within a week, but was removed. She went on and reposted it again, edited out with some extra bullshit. Philip Smith is evicting her gold digging ass from his multi million dollar apartment in New York that Tricia Walsh-Smith used to occupy.

In that video, Tricia Walsh-Smith complains that her husband would never fuck her, yet she found Viagra, porn movies and condoms that her husband was keeping. And she’s upset about it. Hello Misses… Doesn’t this shit ring any bells? Man doesn’t want to have any sex with you, yet obviously he’s well enough to do sex with somebody else or by himself masturbating to porn movies. And now he wants to divorce you. Doesn’t this all add up for you? Woman, you sucked in bed so bad he could not do it with you. He searched for all possible substitutions there are available - other women and porn movies. You were wasting his money, yet you gave him nothing in return. Who would want to spend his fortune on a useless woman like you? Hello…

Tricia Walsh-Smith then goes on to complain that she went to London and wanted to start her life over again, but her husband wouldn’t give her nothing. You silly cow, how about you try a life of a real person who has to work hard to make a living. You had lived a life of a millionaire’s wife who had everything served to her and got all she asked for. Now that you are required to “start your life again” you are not able to do shit? You need your husband’s money to get started again? You are only proving that you’re a gold digger extraordinaire and a person that’s so full of shit, it hurts.

She then goes to call her husband’s office and tries to get her secretary to ask Philip what he wanted her to do with that Viagra, porn movies and condoms, but the whole situation didn’t go too well for her. She’s then trying to do shit with Tarot cards but I don’t think she’s getting far even though she makes herself feel like she is.

I hate gold diggers, especially when they’re combined with cry baby syndromes. I hope she gets nothing out of this whole scene she put together and I entirely cheer for Philip Smith who kept his wits and didn’t let get himself screwed in the ass by a lazy broad who was after his money.

Miley Cyrus is 15 year old and she’s already taken her clothes off for Annie Leibovitz who was hired to take these pics by Vanity Fair magazine.

After closer examination of this picture, it is not clear whether Miley Cyrus was wearing a bra or whether she’s fully topless, only covering her breasts with a sheet. Her black hair is kind of messy and it is hard to tell whether that’s a strand of hair or a bra strap around her neck. Fact of a matter remains, the pose is meant to make her look like she’s topless. Even though the picture itself is not “nsfw”, the context in which she was captured sends out wrong impressions to the fans who idolize her.

Since Miley Cyrus is underage, her personality and everything she does appeals to girls of the same age group. What we can expect as a result is that we’re going to see underage girls posing the Miley Cyrus style after having been inspired by these topless pictures.

On the other hand, though - when Brooke Shields made her big debut, she revealed far more than Miley Cyrus in approximately the same age. I don’t remember anyone getting upset over her nudity back in the day. But there was no MySpace back then either. The times have changed. I’m curious myself to see what comes out of it. Will Vanity Fair publish the pictures or will they give up to the pressure of countless internet portals that got outraged over nudity of a 15 year old?

Read more: Miley Cyrus Naked Pics by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair

Unlike Kelly Osbourne, i don’t find absolutely nothing interesting about Dita von Teese. If it wasn’t for her involvement with Marilyn Manson, she would be a nobody she’s always been. Now she’s just a has been.

This is Diat von Teese at Coachella festival looking as boring as she always does. Thank God she could not take her giant wine glass with her there, otherwise she’d be driving around in that shit. Just how many more times will a woman pose inside a champagne glass? Damn, she needs to get her priorities straight.

Dita von Teese Lesbian Video from her Porn Past is here.

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This is what Kelly Osbourne looked like this weekend at Coachella. I love that girl to death. She’s the daughter of Ozzy Osbourne, I care less about what she looks like, how she acts, when she had her first anal sex or how ugly her feet are. She’s Ozzy fucking Osbourne’s daughter and that’s that. I’d marry Ozzy’s daughter is she had horns and tail. Hold on a second, I’d marry anyone with horns and tail. Fuck, I’m lost.

Anyway, what kind of G** damn outfit is that? That’s the stupidest t-shirt I have seen since the crap that 12 year old whore at the mall the other day who had a t-shirt saying “I <3 Hockey Players”. It says “Speak throughout it and I don’t even think it’s a t-shirt. I think it’s just a piece of fabric thrown across her torso. I’d still do Kelly Osbourne. She’s Ozzy’s spawn, you can’t go wrong there.

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Well, there’s only one, but her boobs are so gross, I had to post it. Everybody’s favorite silicone tits aka Jodie Marsh brought her plastic breast surgery to some dude’s party in exchange for free booze and partied it out like a rock star. We all have our ways to join fun, Jodie Marsh pathed her way with her grossly oversized fake boobs.

Seriously, don’t sneeze too loud or those things are going to burst up and the silicone will land right on your face. Actually that would be worth it. I’d go to that party. I’d be pretending I’m popping balloons when the lights go bright at the end of all fun and pop one of her boobs to explode in my face. I’d walk around with it for weeks. I wouldn’t even shower and would tell everybody I got Jodie Marsh’s tits all over my face. Damn hot.

Pink’s feet look outrageously gross, her legs are fat, and the tattoos on her legs are lame but this all can be over looked because her super stiff nipples going all pencil erasers at me from underneath her white tank top make up for everything else.

Any ideas what it is she bought? It doesn’t seem to have any label clearly suggesting what kind of weirdness the singer picked up, but it’s got to be special based on how she seems too obsessed with it. Maybe some jello edible penises of some sort. Who knows what weirdness Pink is into.

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Well, this has got to be the first time after a very long time that John Travolta is not wearing a wig, but what the fuck are those pubes all over his face about? What kind of a G** Damn mustache is that? Dude, sober the fuck up already. That’s worse than the Village People. He otherwise looks not too bad for his age, but the mustache gives him gayer than gay look. He must have dyed his hair too. It’s got some healthy color to it and I also think he’s wearing a foundation on his face. Dude looks after himself, but the pubes for mustache are not cool. Take it off, John Travolta.

The picture is from today’s introduction of Michael D. Eisner’s into the Hollywood Walk of Fame.

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