Scott Linehan Fired, Jim Haslett to Coach St. Louis Rams

Monday September, 29 2008 @ 9:12 am

Scott Linehan Fired, Jim Haslett to Coach St. Louis Rams

St. Louis Rams have lost all four of their games this season and the management decided to take no-compromise steps as result of this fiasco. Coach Scott Linehan was fired, he’ll be temporarily replaced by defensive coordinator Jim Haslett on an interim basis. Kind of a shocker, but not really. St. Louis Rams lost seventeen out of their last 20 games.

The fact that Scott Linehan was fired is understandable, but the fact that Jim Haslett remains is rather weird. St. Louis Rams are losing one game after another due to bad defense, so let’s make a man responsible for defense a head coach – sure that will solve all problems, right? Wrong!

Scott Linehan is now unemployed. That sounds kind of funny :D

Scott Linehan Image Credit: AP Photo/Tom Gannam

 

Erotic Bakery – How About an XXX Rated Cake?

Sunday September, 28 2008 @ 9:08 pm

Erotic Bakery - How About an XXX Rated Cake?

Every day I find something that opens new horizons. Erotic Bakery definitely caught my attention on Sunday afternoon. Seattle, Washington business offers XXX rated cakes that can be ordered and delivered for any suitable occasion. The Erotic Bakery prides itself for being bachelorette party supply headquarters.

The Erotic Bakery XXX rated cakes are edible goodies with edible designs resembling adult scenes, whether it be erect penis, pierced vagina, or any form of BDSM scene – The Erotic Bakery can deliver “the goods”. And no, this is not a paid advertisement. I thought they did a pretty good job. You can call them at 206-545 6969 and order your XXX rated cake or go to The Erotic Bakery Website for more info ;)

 

2008 Presidential Debate Video – Full 1 Hour and 36 Minutes

Saturday September, 27 2008 @ 1:56 pm
2008 Presidential Debate Video – Full 1 Hour and 36 Minutes

2008 Presidential Debate Video – Full 1 Hour and 36 Minutes

2008 Presidential Debate Video is here available on line in full length – over 1 hour and 36 minutes of horseshit. It all went down in the University of Mississippi in Oxford, Mississippi and was hosted by obnoxious Jim Lehrer. The debate was of course between a republican nominee, Senator John McCain of Arizona and a democratic nominee, Senator Barack Obama of Illinois. 2008 Presidential Debate was sponsored by the commission on presidential debates. Three more presidential and vice presidential debates are due in October.

The first of the 2008 presidential debates went as expected – Barack Obama is full o horseshit and so is John McCain. As documented in the video, this presidential debate revolved primarily around foreign policies and national security, including the global financial crisis.

Answers to questions were supposed to be given in 9 minutes segments, each of the candidates had 2 minutes to address it’s stance on the issue. The sequence in which the candidates speak was to be determined by a coin toss.

Barack Obama obviously won in choosing better suit. He lost in everything else. John McCain has plenty of flaws and I don’t like him one bit, but he seemed more coherent (I seriously can’t stand Barack Obama’s stuttering) and has really cool sounding voice. On the other hand, McCain should already quit pulling his POW card all the time.

Make your own assumption. Democrats will remain worshippers of Barack Obama, republicans will remain the worshippers of John McCain. Here’s the full length video of the first of 2008 Presidential Debates.

2008 Presidential Debate Image credit: AP Photo

 

Paul Newman Died of Lung Cancer, RIP

Saturday September, 27 2008 @ 1:26 pm

Paul Newman Died of Lung Cancer, RIP

Sad news – Paul Newman, great actor and an overall grea man died today after battling deadly Lung Cancer. There are many speculations going around internet as to what kind of cancer did Paul Newman have and yeah… this is your answer – Paul Newman died of Lung Cancer. He was 83 year old.

The lung cancer that developed in Paul Newman’s body has been giving him hard time since June of this year. Paul Newman was a directing stage interpretation of Mice and Men (John Steinbeck’s play) in Connecticut and had to completely pulled because of at the time unspecified, but serious health problems. Lung Cancer obviously is a serious problem and it claimed Paul Newman’s life 3 months later.

Lung cancer causes out of control growth of abnormal cell in affected person’s lungs. It can affect one or both lungs. The abnormal cells do not develop into properly functioning lung cells which could result in your lungs failing to carry out their purpose. Smoking, exposure to asbestos or radon as well as a second hand smoke can all contribute to development of Lung Cancer.

Lung cancer claimed life of Paul Newman. He was a good actor and a good man. May his soul RIP :(

Paul Newman Filmography:

Paul Newman stared in following movies:

Exodus (1960)
The Hustler (1961)
Hud (1963)
Harper (1966)
Hombre (1967)
Cool Hand Luke (1967)
The Towering Inferno (1974)
Slap Shot (1977)
The Verdict (1982)

Paul Newman also starred with other famous actor of his time – Robert Redford in a George Roy Hill movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (1969) as well as The Sting (1973).

Along with his wife Joanne Woodward, Paul Newman starred in following movies:

The Long, Hot Summer (1958)
Rally ‘Round the Flag, Boys!, (1958)
From the Terrace (1960)
Paris Blues (1961)
A New Kind of Love (1963)
Winning (1969)
WUSA (1970)
The Drowning Pool (1975)
Harry & Son (1984)
Mr. and Mrs. Bridge (1990)

Both Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward also starred in miniseries by HBO called Empire Falls. Despite being married, they had no scene in which they appeared together. RIP Paul Newman

 

Jonathan Yeo Creates Art Portrait of Paris Hilton Made of Porn

Friday September, 26 2008 @ 2:37 pm

Jonathan Yeo Creates Art Portrait of Paris Hilton Made of Porn

Jonathan Yeo, an unusual artist decided to put Paris Hilton and porn together to create art. The result is an art collage of Paris Hilton made entirely out of cut outs from old porn magazines.

Ever since One Night in Paris, the name of Paris Hilton got forever joined with porn, so there’s nothing excessively unusual in trying to do that, but what Jonathan Yeo did is kind of cool. It’s different.

Jonathan Yeo did the same “porn portrait” of George Bush, following commission cancellation by the White House when he was supposed to pain the portrait of George Bush. He didn’t get to paint the president, so he made a collage portrait. And use old porn mags to do that. Paris Hilton was next. And now Jonathan Yeo has an exhibition of his “art” at a London art gallery.

Fox news reports that Jonathan Yeo will be selling copies of Paris Hilton Porn Collage Portrait for $20 and vouched to forward some of the proceeds to the hotel heiress since she claims she got nothing out of the sales of her sex tape with douche Rick Salomon.

Fox news also claims that there is not porn in that picture, but if you take a closer look, there’s some circumcised dick as her thumb. Fucking gross…

Source: The Superficial

 

Sarah Palin Corn Maze – Republican VP Has a Giant Portrait

Friday September, 26 2008 @ 9:52 am

Sarah Palin Corn Maze - Republican VP Has a Giant Portrait

The popularity of Sarah Palin continues at high pace. Duke Wheeler farms in Whitehouse, Ohio put likeness of Republican VP into an agricultural art and the result is a giant Sarah Palin Corn Maze.

The Sarah Palin Corn Maze can be seen from a helicopter as it fills an entire six hectare field which makes you ask – what exactly was Duke Wheeler, the farmer who created Sarah Palin Corn Maze after? I mean – it must have taken a lot of time and planning to emboss the portrait of the Republican VP on his corn field. Is he looking for increased business as result of media attention this undoubtedly expensive venture would bring?

Duke Wheeler says he drew the portrait of Sarah Palin which he then entered into a GPS system that would navigate him as to where to plow the his tractor to mow down the corn stalks for the maze. It took him over 8 hours and obviously it worked, cause there is the real Sarah Palin Corn Maze that looks pretty good.

Good luck to the farmer. Wonder what will be the next big thing someone will create using Sarah Palin?

 

McCain’s Left Eye Result of Melanoma Cancer Operation

Thursday September, 25 2008 @ 9:25 pm

McCain’s Left Eye Result of Melanoma Cancer Operation

The speculations over John McCain’s Left Eye can be shut down now. As can be seen in the picture above, Senator John McCain has a massive scar on his left cheek that is the result of cancer operation from 2000. John McCain underwent melanoma surgery and this was not the only time surgeons had to make a big cut on his skin to remove cancer tumors.

It is not unusual to hear of people who have part of their face paralyzed after they had melanoma removed form their face. McCain’s Left Eye could easily be the result of the same. Giant cancer scar is a reminder of that.

Melanoma is a form of skin cancer can be fatal but when doctors went to check whether the one on John McCain’s temple has spread to a key lymph to determine if it could pose lethal threat, they found out it was not and was possible to be removed safely. John McCain was left scarred on the face, but alive and cancer free.

There are four stages of melanoma, with Melanoma Stage IV being the most advanced and most deadly. John McCain suffered from Melanoma Stage IIa. Survival rate for Stage IIa 10 years after the operation is at 65% but if there is no reoccurrence in first five years – which is the case of John McCain – the probability of reoccurrence in following five years drops to 14% and chance of death is down to 9%. John McCain had four follow up dermatologic check up since his Melanoma operation and they all came back negative. Stress tests show no signs of heart disease so he is considered by his doctors in overall good health. However these are reports form his doctors, not from an independent association.

The McCain left eye bullshit can now be put to rest, though. It was Melanoma. Not a pretty form of cancer – it likely affected McCain’s left eye and the way it appears smaller and lower – but he’s free from it now and wonky eye plus a big scar are the only reminders of it.

John McCain Scar Image Credit: Doug Mills/The New York Times

 

Christian Ude, Lord Mayor of Munich Opens The Oktoberfest

Thursday September, 25 2008 @ 8:49 pm

Christian Ude, Lord Mayor of Munich Opens The Oktoberfest

Christian Ude, Lord Mayor of Munich opened the Oktoberfest by hitting the first beer barrel open and screaming the traditional German phrase “O zapft is!” which translated into English means: “It’s tapped!” And tapped it is. Oktoberfest is the festival of beer. Lots of beer is consumed within two weeks of it being open. We’re talking millions of liters. Lots of pretty girls too.

Christian Ude took all together two strokes at the barrel and the spigot was pounded safely inside. As the Oktoberfest tradition has it, the very first mug of beer was banded over to Guenther Beckstein – Bavarian Governor. That first mug of beer is called Mass. As soon as Guenther Beckstein had his draught, a twelve gun salute signaled millions of attendees that Oktoberfest was officially open and everyone was welcome (and expected) to get their bloody mug filled up and have some beer for heaven’s sake. Cheers. This is to Oktoberfest 2008.

Christian Ude picture credit: Getty Images

 

Diesel Clothing Makes XXX Rated Video Commercial

Thursday September, 25 2008 @ 7:21 pm

I think this video creative by Diesel clothing company is hilarious. It’s hard core XXX charged, yet there are additional creative components added to it so as to make it non XXX. Intent and nature of the video commercial is undeniable, though. Well done, Diesel.

On the other hand, while the commercial itself is awesome, I don’t think it makes me want to run to the clothing store and pick up a pair of Diesel jeans. Great viral marketing, pathetic sales driver.

 

John McCain Left Eye Speculations

Thursday September, 25 2008 @ 1:35 pm

John McCain Left Eye Speculations

US presidential candidate and Republican nominee John McCain appears to have his left eye smaller and placed lower than his right eye. A video from yesterday in which John McCain addresses financial crisis in America shows the left eye situation clearly and many a speculation as to why John McCain’s Left Eye looks the way it does and why it droops. Some of those speculations are rather ludicrous.

Many Barack Obama worshippers speculate that McCain’s left eye is the result of a stroke and further speculations use it as the reason why John McCain decided to put his campaign on hold.

Other speculation, obviously from the Republican camp say that his left eye is affected as result of severe beating John McCain incurred as prisoner of war in Vietnam between 1967-1973.

In the video below, John McCain announces the suspension of his campaign. He talks about bad financial situation the USA is facing, describing what could happen if it’s not addressed immediately. He says there is no time to waste anymore, so he decided to suspend his campaign to return to Washington so he can address the issue. McCain asked to have Friday’s debate postponed so both parties can unite, set politics aside and address this crisis as Americans, not as Republican or Democrats. Wonky left eye has been getting droopy during the speech. You be your own judge.