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Miley Cyrus, everyone’s favorite underage slut is at it again, but this time around someone hacked into her email account and stole the juicy pictures to share with the world. The hacker from Digital Gangster claims he hacked into the email account of Miley Cyrus and stole shower pics 15 year old star of Hannah Montana emailed to Jonas Brothers member Nick Jonas. Does anybody listen to Jonas Brothers anyway???

So more sexually charged pictures of Miley Cyrus made its way to the vast information highway and are now seen by many as if we all cared. The slut does make it look like she’s stripping for Nick Jonas, but from pictures that are available there are no tits, no pussy, no brown ass hole. Do you think Miley Cyrus bleaches her asshole for Nick Jonas or just wiped it off with soap as part of her shower routine during which she takes stripping pictures?

These shower pics are apparently just the tip of the iceberg and the hacker who calls himself TrainReq claims he has some more, “worse pictures” but he plans to sell those, he ain’t giving them away. Hmmm, it’s not like he’s not gonna get his ass busted if he sells them. He should have just played it low profile, pass them on and be done with it. I’m sure hacking other people’s computers is a crime and he could be facing legal issues. And if there are some real naked pictures of Miley Cyrus, that could get even worse. TrainReq also claims that he read some very juicy emails Miley Cyrus sent to Nick Jonas, but he hasn’t saved those, just read them and now he’s acting like – oh man… I should have saved that shit. Yeah, you should have. One of those emails allegedly bears juicy details on the night Miley Cyrus and Nick Jonas fucked. Geee, now I seriously wander if he fucked her up the ass. Nothing like a little Miley Cyrus anal sex.

Dominic DiAngi is a 7 year old boy from suburban Frankfort who was supposed to have a memorable occasion by attending his first professional baseball game between the Chicago Cubs and Cincinnati Reds. But this first game could be his last. Dominic DiAngi was hit in the head by a foul ball that went off the bat of Chicago Cubs pitcher Ted Lilly. The foul ball hit left Dominic DiAngi unconscious with his skull fractured.

Dominic DiAngi was put into a medically induced coma because his body failed to breathe on its own. The 7 year old boy has regained consciousness in the meantime and the doctors say he may be released form hospital on Monday.

Such an unfortunate event. I’m not a big fan of baseball, but a boy was obviously looking forward to seeing the real game with his own eyes and instead he went into coma. Poor kid. But on the other hand, the name Dominic DiAngi has made it to many a newpaper so he’ll end up being a celebrity and that 6 year old girl who was wouldn’t play with him in the sand will now throw herself at him. How awesome is that. He can actually make approaches at her and if she screams bloody murder, he can blame it on him brain that got hit by foul ball. Had this happened to me, I wouldn’t still be a virgin. Unless you count that goat incident.

I wander what Ted Lilly feels like about near killing 7 year old boy. Maybe he’ll meet with Dominic DiAngi after he got better and sign a baseball cap for him. That’d be pimp.

This is nuts. Giant Alligator, a North Australian Crocodile snaps at a turtle with his jaws and crushes it with ease like it has no shell. It got a little bit crunchy, but the powerful jaws of an alligator had no issue destroying the turtle before eating it. Actually, he just swallowed it. They’ve got giant neck, they just sort of slide it through.

Seriously, don’t mess with an alligator. I wouldn’t want to get hose sharp teeth and powerful jaws to bite anywhere on me. It’d snap in an instant. Damn…

John Enos III is best known for his roles in Melrose Place, The Young And The Restless (he was Bobby Marsino) and some other worthless soap operas. As it turns out, John Enos III was doing sexy times with Madonna long before she hooked up with Carlos Leon.

Christopher Ciccone – Madonna’s brother shared some pretty personal details in his book Life With My Sister Madonna. Christopher Ciccone goes on to say that Madonna doubted Carlos Leon’s “Intelligence” before she had daughter Lourdes with him. Wander why she was with John Enos III then… Ahh well, the life of rich and famous.

Save the whale, damnit. Yidis Medina, ex-Colombian Congresswoman who became an ex after the 2006 elections bribery scandal in which she allegedly took bribes form Alvaro Uribe to give him a deciding vote has posed naked for the Colombian magazine SoHo.

Yidis Medina is actually in jail (Columbian version of house arrest). She was put in jail and these pictures were taken while she’s serving her time. That entire bribery scandal just got weirder.

During the bribery scandal, Alvaro Uribe wanted to change the constitution in order to get reelected. Yidis Medina accepted the bribe and voted in his favor – which she now (two years later) admitted to. Alvaro Uribe is of course not happy about it, because it would mean cancellation of his second term so he’s saying Yidis Medina is lying and wants a referendum for the people to vote. The weird bribery scandal got weirder and to make it a complete weirdness, Yidis Medina posed naked for a magazine. Viva la Colombia!

Jaslene Gonzalez, successful fashion model form Puerto Rico showed up at DJ Cassidy’s 27th Birthday Party half naked – sort of. I kind of dig the dress, cause I dig any dress that offers giant cleavage, but her face look atrocious and her bony rib cage takes off the popular zombie effect. I mean, it’s hot, but it’s not. Not on Jaslene Gonzalez me thinks.

What do you think? Would you hit it? Or do you fear you’d break yourself on her bones? How about the dress? Hot or not? How do you like Jaslene Gonzalez? What do you think of her? Should she have a hamburger and dress up less naked? Or are you impressed by her long legs?

Ingrid Casares has been having her name looked up after some juicy facts form her life, involving Madonna, the sister of Christopher Ciccone who reveals the secrets in his book Life With My Sister Madonna.

Christopher Ciccone says that Ingrid Casares, who is a night club owner in Miami, Florida met Madonna when she introduced her to Alex Rodriguez – baseball superstar. Ingrid Casares was allegedly taken aback by Madonna and the two may have become lesbian lovers. Ingrid Casares was reportedly Madonna’s Slave, sitting at Madonna’s feet and acting like she was her property. Well, if Madonna no longer master’s her, she can come sit by my feet. I’ll give her some spanking and have her drag behind me on her knees like a good, obedient slave. We can go to her nightclub in Miami afterwards.

Some reports say Ingrid Casares became famous in the 80’s after she’s introduced androgyny to the Miami club scene. She’s got something going about her. And she likes licking feet. Sounds like the perfect slave to me. I need a fucking slave, anyone knows where Ingrid Casares lives?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager episode 2 was shown the other night and has proven to be just as diabolically awful as the first one. But that’s why we like it. “You see like there’s this girl named Amy who’s suuuch a band geek…” Well there is but that’s the twist, Amy is a band geek but is actually the naughty girl that got pregnant, whilst hot wants to wait until she’s married.

Despite this twist “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” is still full of over played stereotypes and at times painful acting, but judging by statistics the ABC family show seems to be a hit with its audience already and the tackling of teenage emotional issues still seems a viable concept.

The “The Secret Life of the American Teenager” plot centers around six teenagers as they face the hardest thing in life – GROWING UP. There’s the bad boy Ricky, getting it on with the bad girl Majorette Adrian. The nice guy Ricky Richardson (why not just call him Timmy O’Tool) who doesn’t know Amy is pregnant with his child (poor him, he should have used a condom). And the two best friends who obviously know what’s right for them both. Did I mention one is a hot prissy cheerleader?

The Secret Life of the American Teenager airs every Tuesday at 8pm on ABC.

The trailer for The Secret Life of the American Teenager is below:

Boston Channel 7 news reporter Julie Donaldson, best known for her hot looks and Miss Florida stint recently testified against her husband Ivan Lattimore for regularly beating her.

On July 8th Julie Donaldson, the Miss Florida beauty queen standout and WHDH-TV sports reporter explained to the court how her husband forced her against a wall and pulled a full force punch to her face, injuring her last month. This is one incident in an alleged string of violent and physical spousal abuse, including punching, hair pulling and grabbing. Julie Donaldson said she often wore long sleeves to cover up her bruises and missed work on one occasion because the bruises on her face were noticeable under makeup.

Her soon to be divorced husband Ivan Lattimore is described as an arrogant man with a body builder look. He is a professional Slam Ball player (an off shoot from Basketball with trampolines) and was smugly dressed in a pink shirt with baggy jeans at the court date.

Ivan Lattimore is said to be a big partier and Julie Donaldson explained that on his 32nd birthday he bought the whole bar rounds of shots before the couple went back to their apartment with several friends and partiers from the club. When they got back it all erupted with Ivan Lattimore groping one of her female friends and pulling her hair when she rejected his advances. He then threw Julie Donaldson a good “five feet” in to the wall. She was then punched at least twice and bitten on the cheek in an animalistic frenzy. Luckily this time police turned up.

Desperate and deluded Ivan Lattimore rang Julie Donaldson almost 50 times, confused as to why he was arrested and pleading with her to tell them they were fooling around.

The case will continue over the next few days, despite the blinding evidence.

I wander why this reminds me of the last sequence from the movie Shaft where as that girl wearing dark shades comes to the police station asking to speak with John Shaft and nobody else. John (played by phenomenal Samuel L. Jackson) is leaving the police force so he asks the girl to talk to some other detective. She repeatedly asks that she needs him, John Shaft to take care of it, but he remains adamant. Until the moment when she gives up, takes a seat and takes off her sunglasses revealing heavily bruised face. John shaft comes to her, hands her a piece of paper and a pen and tells her to give him that mother-fucker’s name and address. Looks like Julie Donaldson needs John Shaft to take care of Ivan Lattimore. What a fucking loser…

Pro footballer Matt Jones of the Jacksonville Jaguars was caught in his car early this morning, cutting up his cocaine as if it was nothing.

“Jaguar” Matt Jones, 25 was partying in his former college town of Fayetteville this morning and was found by police at 12:40am using his credit card to cut up some cocaine with two buddies, whilst he casually held a straw full of the substance behind his ear like a cigarette. He was ordered to get out of his “gangster” Toyota SUV, but kept one arm in the window causing one police man to almost open fire.

After a search of the car, police discovered a bag chocked with cocaine and a jar with some kind of left over drug residue.

Matt Jones has been officially arrested on cocaine charges although there may have been marijuana present in the vehicle at the time. He two buddies Benjamin Cook, 26, and Jared Hicks, 25 were arrested with misdemeanor possession charges.

The Jaguars owner had nothing of “substance” to say, but looked visually embarrassed. Hey at least it wasn’t steroids, right?