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No, these are not dudes eye, he has an eyelid tattoo that makes it look like eyes. His eyelids are closed exposing his tattoo making him look pretty freaky. These are pretty shocking pics. Actually, they are not that shocking. Circumcision is shocking and more painful yet so many people still get their dicks cut. What is eye lid tattoo compared to that insanity.

The boundaries of lunacy are being pushed every day. I wander when such day comes that someone will get the insides of his eyelids tattooed. I’m seriously expecting that to happen. Some guys get their penises tattooed and some even get their glands inked. How about that one, eh?

Tattoo as a body art has been performed in different parts of Africa for centuries. And not ony tattoos. Other body modifications, such as scarification, implants and so on have long history throughout the continent. It has been adopted by other parts of the world as form of art and self expression and the boundaries are pushed very year.

I have nothing against tattoos, I think they are hot, I just think that if it came down to me, if I was to get an eyelid tattoo, I’d chicken out. I don’t wear glasses, I never have, my eye sight has always been excellent. But I’m very protective of my eyes, anything gets to proximity and I pull out. They would have to put me under if I was to get eyelid tattoos. Things close to my eyes scare the shit out of me. Bad ass art, though.

Below are some more pics of eyelid tattooes, including full head covered in ink and full body. Shocking? Yes or no?

I’m a big fan of Saw movies and have seen them all so far. Jigsaw is awesome. Above is the official poster for new installment of the Saw franchise – Saw V, and below is Saw V first official teaser trailer and it looks bad ass.

Saw 5 release date is set for Friday before Halloween this year. All previous movies from the series were released before Halloween and this latest one continues with the tradition. There is a major change compared to previous installments – Saw V will not be Darren Lynn Bousman, who directed all previous Saw movies, but instead by David Hackl, who was part of the production team for Saw II, Saw III and Saw IV.

There haven’t been any spoilers released so I can’t share much, but we have the trailer and it looks good. I’m definitely going to see this goodness. I love movies that are this intense. Gah…

Shayne Lamas first won the heart of The Bachelor Matt Grant and now she broke it. How typical. Afterall, her top 5 priorities in life were cars, shoes, handbags, sunglasses and watches in that same order. Dumb. Matt Grant probably didn’t want buy Shayne Lamas these shoes so she dumped his sorry ass. Dude, couldn’t you see that shit coming?

I don’t think any one who followed The Bachelor is surprised. It was just a question of time. Matt Grant must have lost his fucking mind when he chose to sniff at Shayne Lamas’ vaginal scents cause she gave him all the signs he’d need to know she was just a cock tease. I mean, comon Matt… Do they have palm trees in London or what? Pretty but dumb blond hoes are to be put on ignore. Instead you allowed your dick to take over, she scratched your ball sack just to get you turned on and left you there with your pants at your ankles. She doesn’t even give good head…

According to reports, bitch cheated on him with the rich guy. Justin Wenerger is a loaded media mogul. He definitely falls closer within the list of Shayne Lamas’ top priorities in life. Fucking gold digging bitch!

Below is the video with Chris Harrison of Matt Grant finding himself Shayne Lamas after months long search.

Image Credit: ABC

Birth of a child is always one of the most paramount events in ones life, but when these rare twins were born, the surprise for parents and medical staff was so much more sensational. Brothers Ryan and Leo were born each with different genetics and with different skin color. Truly rare twins.

Experts say that the occurrence of one twin being black and one being white is one in a million, or less. The parents of these rare twins are of mixed races – father Stephan is a Caucasian from Germany, mother Florence is of African descent from Ghana.

The parents are definitely astonished by having such rare twins, but they are happy their boys are healthy and the birth went without complications.

Congrats to the parents, and warm welcomes to Ryan and Leo, the rare twins

Lacey Zamudio Juarez is a hot ass Peruvian model who just managed to upset Peruvian Defense Minister Antero Flores-Araoz after she was photographed naked on Peruvian flag. I don’t know what he’s upset about. Maybe he’s not into scat all that much. Do you think Lacey Zamudio Juarez has hairy ass? Maybe she uses anal bleach for all I know.

Lacey Zamudio Juarez is also known throughout Peru by her butchered name Leysi Suárez. As with most South American countries, nudity is not frowned upon as much as it is in North America, but apparently Peruvian Defense Minister is not happy seeing someone’s ass wiped into their national flag.

Lacey Zamudio Juarez was photographed completely naked riding a horse covered with Peruvian flag for local magazine D’ Farándula. Antero Flores-Araoz is particularly upset because the issue of D’ Farándula with naked Lacey Zamudio on the cover came out just few days after their Independence Day. Antero Flores-Araoz decided to sue model’s ass accusing her of offending Peruvian patriotic symbols.

Some sexy pics of Lacey Zamudio Juarez (not naked) are below. Those when she models, she goes by Leysi Suárez. Video from the photoshoot is also included.

Hot cougar tattoo, but where’s the ass crack? Anyway, I love Bai Ling. She’s the shit. Such a show off little bitch. Bai Ling grabs at any and all opportunity to flash her tits. I’m being decent and call it a nip slip, where as in fact it’s a tit flash.

Bai Ling was the premiere of The X-Files, I Want To Believe last night in Hollywood and nip slip occurred out of the blue. Notorious for her extravagant costumes, Bai Ling ance again proved she’ll never dress up in such way so as not to have her nipples slip out. This time around she’s wearing some form of cloth over her frontal torso, entirely exposing her back, but where the fuck is that ass crack?

I love Bai Ling nipples. They’re giant, always had, always erect, always bigger than anybody else’s in the room and never covered up properly. When Bai Ling is around, it’s pretty much a guarantee that a nip slip occurs. And I couldn’t be happier. I’d suck on the giant nipple any time. She’s got perfect boobs.

Oh, and I love the expression the photographer has on his face. What a newb… is this really the first time he’s seen Bai Ling nipples? Fucking newb. The other paparazzi can’t take his eyes of her sideboob, though

Bai Ling Nip Slip at The X-Files Premiere in Hollywood

In vitro fertilization is a way of making an infertile woman pregnant. I made it sound very simple, but that’s basically it and that’s the secret behind the twin pregnancy of Angelina Jolie. Despite being 33 year old, Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline. 33 year old women have 1% chance of giving birth to twins. And now Angelina Jolie’s miraculous double pregnancy got exposed – it was In Vitro Fertilization.

In its latest issue, US Magazine claims that Angelina Jolie did not get pregnant by regular penis in the vagina and ejaculation all over her womb, she had her egg fertilized outside of her body by a donor sperm (did Brad Pitt donate his sperms to get Angie knocked up, or did they use somebody else’s?).

In Vitro Fertilization is pretty much the last resort after all other attempts to knock the bitch up fail. If she’s totally infertile, there’s an option to get the egg removed form bitch’s ovaries and have it artificially inseminated by a sperm in specially controlled environment, before it is inserted back into the bitch to make her conceive. And this type of In Vitro Fertilization is what Angelina Jolie allegedly underwent to give birth to Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.

The source tells US Magazine that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt desperately wanted more kids but since chances to have twins at 33 years of age are under 1% Angelina and Brad opted for In Vitro Fertilization which boost the chance for having twins to 25%.

Well, Brad Pitt is turning 45 soon. They should have just given me a call instead of paying $12k for In Vitro. I have such massive deposits of unused sperm in my testes that it would get even the most infertile vagina knocked up. Angelina Jolie would give birth to four kids and my desperate gold digging effort would actually pay off. Everyone wins. Brad Pitt can watch and thank me later.

Now I remember why I’m into Foot Fetish. German fashion label Scherer Gonzalez showed off some of their latest creations including this new line of shoes and it has successfully made me drool. How could one not be a foot fetishist seeing pictures of perfect feet like above.

Berlin’s Fashion Week during which Scherer Gonzalez’s spring and summer 2009 collection was demonstrated is primarily – as its name suggests – a fashion event. But they’re just camouflaging it so they can’t pass it as family friendly gig. In reality this was a foot fetishist gathering and even Quentin Tarantino was there. Strike that, I made all that shit up. My foot fetish meter is at its whole summer high after I’ve seen those pics and it leaks decency from me. Hang on a second; I never had any decency to begin with. Damn…

Did you notice perfect feet and legs on the model promenading the shoes? How perfect. I’d suck on her toes whole night. How is it European models always have those perfect feet and here in North America they come with a gross sixth toe? Disgusting. Still, foot fetish seems all natural to me. I can see Shauna Sand placing an order with Scherer Gonzalez to buy several dozen pairs of these shoes.

Image credit: Wireimage

World is a weird place, I had never doubted that, this new sex toy for men goes beyond that. I’m the king of weird myself, hence I like it, but I’d need one with bigger hand. Sort of makes you wonder what kind of sex toy they’re gonna invent next… Self lubricating fisting machine?

I’ve made lots of fun of Britney Spears when she was a wreck (not so long ago) but looks like Daddy Jamie Spears is doing his job and is putting the wrecked pop star together. Britney Spears looks hot in new pictures. I totally want to say – Oops, you’re looking hot, babe. You’re actually a pleasure to look at again. Being this hot blonde with beaming smile is what you should always have been.

These new pictures are from the Generation Rescue gig that was hosted by Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy. Britney Spears still has more work to do on herself to regain former hotness, which one can easily tell by the fact that Jenny McCarthy looks hotter than her. And she’s older (or maybe I’m just into MILFs). But Jenny’s one hot piece of meat.

Either way, I’m happy for Britney Spears. This is definitely the best she’s looked in about 2 years.