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Frank Calloway of Alabama celebrated his 112 birthday on July 2nd, this year. That’s right, Frank Calloway was born on July 2, 1896 – isn’t that crazy. Doesn’t it sound like an ancient date? Holy schmoly. Frank Calloway is one of the oldest men in the United States and despite being 112 year old, he’s still drawing strong. Quite literally.

Despite living in various mental institutes since 1952 after he was diagnosed with schizophrenia, Frank Calloway has become famous for his folk art. He spends whole days drawing scenes from farm life, houses, cars, wagons, and anything else that is stuck in his memory. His art gave him celebrity status at the Alice Kidd Nursing Home – part of Bryce Hospital in Tuscaloosa, Alabama where he’s a permanent resident.

Frank Calloway’s art is full of colors, often drawn on large scale papers with crayons or ball point pens. His art is very unique and can be easily recognized and attributed to Frank Calloway.

The art of Frank Calloway has been featured at various art exhibitions and galleries. His next exhibit will be at American Visionary Art Museum in Baltimore. The staff at Alice Kidd Nursing Home say that he takes his art as if it was his job and spend 8-9 hours a day drawing. Happy 112 birthday, Mr. Frank

Below is the video of Mr. Calloway drawing and talking about his art.

The Dark Knight set new Box Office Records. The movie made so much money on its opening night, that if you go by the Warner Bros villa tonight, you’ll see them eating Russian caviar served on plates made of $100 bills. They’ve probably ordered wallpaper company to cover their walls with the $100 bills cause banks have no where to store all this money anymore.

The Dark Knight, aka Batman 3 cashed in an estimated $66.4 million on it’s opening night on Friday. That counts as te best opening day in history of movie making. Box office records broken, Dark Knight takes it all. And consider that the sales are just gonna go so much higher over the weekend. Many people don’t want to go see a movie on an opening night, cause there’s too much insanity involved and will go either on Saturday or on Sunday.

Previous installment of the Batman movie – Batman begins cashed in $15 million on its opening day.

Anyway, you have all probably known that long time ago. The Dark Knight was gonna set the all-time box office record. No one thought otherwise. I knew that too and I knew I was not gonna go see it. I am gonna see Batman3, but just not yet. I want to enjoy Joker kicking some ass, not be pissed at hoards of teenagers spoiling my fun in the theater. So this post is pretty much just a redundant reminder that as anticipated, Te Dark Knight owned. The Dark Knights owns Box Office Records and is likely going to continue at this trend for the rest of the weekend. Blah Blah…

I already saw my best movie of the year anyway – Wall-E. I know I will love The Dark Knight, but for me, it will never beat Wall-E. The cuteness and smoothness of the Pixar movie is second to none. Let me know what you though of The Dark Knight. I know you went to see it, you goofs

Below is the gallery of pics from The Dark Knight with lots of great shots of Heath Ledger as The Joker. You can comment on each picture individually. Looking forward to reading your thoughts.

William Greider Says Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac Illed Public

William Greider is former Washington Post journalist who also worked for The Rolling Stones magazine. At present time, William Greider is a national affairs correspondent for weekly liberal periodical The Nation.

According to William Greider, banks were deceiving American public for twenty years with phony assurances and valuations. As result, home owners have been screwed in the ass by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and both liberals and conservatives are now stepping in to set the mess atide.

If what William Greider is saying is right, then it means that politicians were feeding everyone with talk about free market and used it to camouflage their scam schemes. In other words, the rules and regulations have been changed to allow for the Wall street bankers to go ahead with their fraud.

This is pretty intense. A woman is on the porch of some cottage in the middle of forest. It’s raining and she’s filming dimply lit sky as the sound of rain makes for the background ambient noise. When out of the blue a lightning strikes right by the woman, all filmed by her in real time as she holds the camera. She makes the most hilarious squeak afterwards. Really cool video. You are filming a rain and you film lightning as you get near struck by it. Wow

This is What Jesse Jackson Said in his N-word Barack Obama Rant

“Barack…he’s talking down to black people…telling niggers how to behave.”

The above, my friends are the words of Jesse Jackson. Yes, that’s Rev. Jesse Jackson who protests against other using the N-word. It’s a bit hypocritical of his, but it’s possible that it was just a slip off and maybe it was overinflated beyond reality. Fox news doesn’t want to release the tape, but this is what Jesse Jackson said when he addressed Barack Obama in his N-word using rant during an interview break with Fox News.

The whole world seems upside down now. Some black communities are outraged, some don’t understand what the big deal is. Fact of a matter is, Jesse Jackson did say once that he was going to fight to prohibit the N-word. I guess his fight hit the wall right about now.

I can imagine what’s gonna happen next. Someone will lay their hands on the audio of Jesse Jackson dropping N-word and some skilled music composer is gonna put together a hip hop tune that will have its main motif based around:

♫ Barack…he’s talking down to black people…telling niggers how to behave. Comon everybody, sing with me… Barack…he’s talking down to black people…telling niggers how to behave. One more time everybody sing alog with Jesse Jackson… Barack…he’s talking down to black people…telling niggers how to behave. ♫

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I’ve removed the video because RedLasso is continuously having issues and the video was causing the page load with errors.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck needs to shut the fuck up already and get a grip on reality. She’s got to be the most spoiled TV presenter in the world. If anything gets just a little bit emotional, she starts sobbing and weeping like a $2 a blowjob slut after she was called a slut.

It all started with Reverend Jesse Jackson dropping an N-word as he was criticizing Barack Obama during a break in a TV interview. Whoopi Goldberg brought up the issue on The View saying that the tape with Jesse Jackson saying N-word was leaked form Fox News and asked if anyone was surprised after learning that. Elisabeth Hasselbeck got all emotional and shit and ended up sobbing again.

Other members of The View didn’t have major issues with Rev. Jesse Jackson’s N-word, being black guy and all, but Elisabeth Hasselbeck kept going off and off that nobody should use the N-word and what about the children and stuff like that. But you know what the thing is – she’s as fake as they get. She probably tells racial jokes when she’s with her friends and doesn’t care about some Jesse Jackson’s dropping N-words but at last minute she thought it would make her look like a concerned citizen who is so strictly against racism and it would boost her rating, so she started ranting about shit nobody cared for. What a fake bitch. You could tell she didn’t mean any of that and could care less about N-word from Jesse Jackson’s mouth. God Elisabeth Hasselbeck is one annoying bitch!

Miley Cyrus is a Virgin! Ummm What? Purity Ring?

Miley Cyrus is so full of shit! She’s got it all confused and thinks we’re all dumb little whores, whereas it’s the other way around. Fox News published an article in which Miley Cyrus is cited saying that she wears a “purity ring as a testament to her virginity”. Ummm what? Seriously, Miley… What? Are you trying to tell me you’re a virgin? LMFAO

Miley, let’s get something straight here. If you’re a fucking virgin, then I’m actually funny. Hang on a sec, let me try this again. Miley Cyrus, if you’re a virgin, then Barack Obama will bring change.
Damn, that doesn’t work either. It’s just not my day, obviously. Actually, I got it. Technically she could still be a virgin. Taking double anal and leaving vaginal intercourse out still maintains your vaginal virginity, right. I take it all back, Miley Cyrus is a virgin. Nevermind hacked shower pics, they don’t necessarily mean she’s a slut, do they?

God that give me a headache. Miley, bring your virginity to me, I’ll fix you up. I’ll swap your purity ring with my man whore ring. I got one.

That’s actually not a prank and not a fantasy scenario form a sci fi movie. Walking Catfish invaded and terrorized Pinellas County – small neighborhood in Florida after last night rain.

The walking cat fish can apparently stay out of the water for unlimited time for as long as it remains moist. So on a rainy day, they could just wander around the street whole day like stray dogs.

It’s kind of funny, I could not believe that shit myself – I mean comon… there can’t be fish in the streets, but damn. I was wrong. Walking catfish have no issues with that and they actually invade the street on their own accord.

The scientists say walking catfish dwell in storm drains and when a big storm comes with lots of rain, they come up on the street and go for a little walk, probably sightseeing cause there’s not much to see in a sewage canal.

Below is the amateur video filmed of people being terrorized by walking catfish? They’re crazy. Back in the 60 there was a scare throughout Florida that walking catfish were going to take over the state but people managed to get them under control. But as it turns out, walking catfish have not had their final say. If you live in Florida, you better go and buy some canned food. Maybe canned walking catfish. In case walking catfish invasion does take place. But then again, why buy canned food. You can just clap one of them on the head as they’re walking the street by you and away you go – you got food. Bon appetite.

Jeff Conaway is totally receiving a tongue blowjob from his girlfriend Vikki Lizz. I wander if she’s realized what she’s blowing. I mean it’s moist, soft and squishy and small. Hold on a second, I’m supposed to talk about Jeff Conaway’s penis, not mine…

Vikki Lizz looks like she understands the aspect of a decent blowjob but does she swallow? That’s a good question. And here’s even better one – does she take it in the ass? Ha…

The pic is of an insane Jeff Conaway and his girlfriend Vikki Lizz at Benchwarmers party in Los Angeles. Who’s up for some tongue blowjob? I mean I want to get one, not give.

Angelina Jolie just gave birth to twins Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline last weekend but looks like Vanity Fair, Italy has had her for a photo session prior to that because they’re putting her mugshot on the cover and have a spread with her pictures in their upcoming issue. And we got the teaser pics.

As you surely know, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt enjoy their life on French Riviera in a wonderful Chateau Miraval Estate and France is not all that far from Italy. It’s like going from New York to Miami. Italian issue of Vanity Fair found her way to Angelina Jolie and got her photographer but damn… she looks like a wax figurine to me. And those pics are heavily photoshopped. They are doctored, perfected… yet Angelina Jolie still looks like crap.

Unless pregnancy deforms people faces and makes them look all oily and shit – in which case I’ll shut my mug, but Angelina Jolie pics in Vanity Fair, Italy did not impress me at all. Fugly!

More pics after the break. Click on each for larger version and you can comment on each individually. What do you think? Would you hit it? Doesn’t she look waxy?