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Samantha Ronson looks good in Bikini. She actually has boobies. Lindsay Lohan – obviously sporting boobage of much larger size, but Samantha sports vagina that connects to big ass muscles that Lindsay lohan can’t touch. I mean “can’t match” cause she touches it every night… quite possibly double fisting from behind. Vagina of this size needs proper inner massage. Double fisting strenghtens every lesbian bond. If these two continue like fisting each other like that, this lesbian love will last forever.

Hollywood most talked about lesbian couple – Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan took off to Mexico to show their hot lezzie bodies in bikini. And I got to admit I like the way Samantha looks. I’m a fan of smaller boobies (yes, Lindsay Lohan has tits too big) plus it looks like Samantha Ronson has cute little feet unlike Lindsay who seems to have a six toe (gross). But I might be wrong.

This actually makes Samantha Ronson a perfect woman. Consider this:

- Cute perky little titties
- Cute little feet
- Giant vagina
- British accent

Damn, I could ejaculate by just reading after myself. This ho is hot. She surely takes good spanking too. I should have been a lesbian

For more pictures click on –> Samantha Ronson Bikini Pics with Lindsay Lohan in Cabo

Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Bikini pics Credit: Bauer Griffin

Scandal surrounding naked pics of Anne Hathaway continues thanks to Raffaello Fallieri, Italian businessman and an ex boyfriend. FBI seized and confiscated naked pics of Anne Hathaway after the raid through Raffaello Follieri’s house. Now the FBI are going to jerk to naked pics and we’re just gonna read about it. Life’s not fair. Being an FBI agent must kick ass at times.

Anne Hathaway plays it smart most of the time, and even this naked pics scandal got her caught in the middle of the storm. Raffaello Fallieri seems to have been involved in some form of shady activity revolving around $50 million that were supposed to be used for purchase of Catholic churches. FBI raided his house and aside from some documents, they also got their hands on naked pics of Anne Hathaway and her personal diaries.

The raid dates back to June, but the scandal surrounding discovery of Anne’s naked picture did not pop out till now. Not that there’s any major turn on behind it as Anne Hathaway showed her naked boobs in a couple of movies, but still…

I’m guessing there will be an internal FBI investigation launched soon following unexplained leak of Anne Hathaway’s naked pictures anytime soon.

Peter Schiff is the president of Euro Pacific Capital and financial advisor to Ron Paul – former Republican presidential candidate and who seemed as the only decent option for president Americans had. In this interview, Peter Schiff suggests that $700 billion government rescue bail out will do more harm than good, ultimately sending US dollar into a free fall, harming American purchasing power.

According to Peter Schiff, the proposed bail out bill would sell Americans souls to the devil. He blames government for bringing America into this mess by lowering interest rates down to an unreasonable level. Peter Schiff foresees that much bigger problems are going to hit America, problems that will no longer be related solely to housing market, but will affect entire economy. He downright says that US economy will be destroyed and advices everyone to get rid of American dollars and US assets period – while you can and as fast as you can. Actually, he says that the government has already destroyed the US economy.

The host of the show was rather obnoxious and incompetent jumping in with his irritating voice and unrelated remarks, but overall the information provided by Peter Schiff delivered on its premise. It may sound like a doomsday prophecy, and as non expert on economy I have very little to add to what he said, but Peter Schiff does have my respect because he was financial advisor to Ron Paul so he must know what he’s saying. I’ve got some US dollars in my US account. I’m tempted to go and exchange it all… But if I do, I’m gonna just spend it on weed and booze. Can’t win one way or another.

Janet Jackson fell sick before her concert in Bell Centre, Montreal and had to be hospitalized. The concert was cancelled last minute. I guess she can count herself lucky she got sick during the sound check and not during the shot itself. We’d surely have a cell phone video of Janet Jackson barfing on the stage with stomach warm spaghetti landing on faces of front row fans. I’d totally post that shit, but that didn’t happen. Timing was on her side. By the time the concert was supposed to start, Janet Jackson was already hospitalized. Fans (she has fans?) in other town where she was stopping on her “Rock Witchu” tour are uncertain if this Montreal hospitalization will affect their show too.

Spokes bitches wouldn’t release any more details so at present time it is not know what Janet Jackson was hospitalized with. I tell you kids… Chlamydia ain’t your friend. No symptoms, but it quietly eats up your vagina. Or maybe she just got sick of wearing those stupid costumes for decades. I mean that shit has got to mess with your head sooner or later.

Rock Witchu is Janet Jackson’s first tour after seven years. It was started in Vancouver on September 7, 2008. Hope it doesn’t end on September 30 in Montreal hospital. Janet Jackson is a 42 year old MILF.

Janet Jackson Photo by AP

OK, due to popular demand, above is the Sarah Palin Swimsuit Video from Miss Alaska 1984 beauty pageant in which Sarah Palin participated and finished second. Her name was Sarah Heath at the time and she was an aspiring model. As faith had it, she got into politics, got married, became Sarah Palin, the governor of Alaska and now is the running mate and VP of Republican presidential candidate John McCain.

The video shows a swimsuit competition segment from Miss Alaska and it is important to note again that it was recorded in the 80′s. Single piece, single color swimsuit and 80′s hairdo may not exactly turn anyone on in 2008, but it was hot in the 80′s. The video obviously is not of greatest quality either. They didn’t have HD digital cameras back then. Sarah Palin still seems like she look better now than she did in 1984. She’s such a hot MILF.

Weird story from Boston – 61 year old Christian Mogensen announced on his website the day he and his wife Sharon Glassman are going to die. Boston police now confirmed that they’ve found them both dead in their apartment in what appears to have been a Murder Suicide carried out by Christian Mogensen himself. Motive? Who knows?

Christian Mogensen ran his own computer business out of their apartment in Emerson place. His website was recently updated with a picture as seen above, where he’s announcing his and his wife death. The announcement was made on black background and contained an old wedding photograph of Christian Mogensen and Sharon Glassman in sepia tones. The photograph is dated on Dec. 24, 1996 – they got married on Christmas Eve. The day of their death was set to September 18, 2008 – he could have picked a better day. September 28 sucks. There’s no cool significance to it…

The police also confirmed that the couple was not going through divorce nor were they able to find any other motives that could explain the homicidal tendencies of Christian Mogensen.

Law enforcement official released the details which state that Christian Mogensen made a 911 call telling the dispatcher that he just killed his wife and was gonna kill himself as soon as the police comes in.

SWAT team was dispatched. Their statement reads:

“When officers entered, they first observed a white female lying unresponsive. Officers also observed an unresponsive white male in the apartment. Both victims were pronounced dead on scene.”

LOLa at their language. “Unresponsive white female” – just call it what it is. There’s a dead woman in blood on the floor and a dead man with face missing and a gun in his hand… Unresponsive white woman

Do you remember Jet-Man Yves Rossy, the Swiss pilot who self constructed jet wings made of carbon fiber glass, propelled by small jet engines? Well, that Yves Rossy just made another mark in aviation history by crossing the English Channel on his jet wings.

Yves Rossy launched from an air craft flying at 2500 meters above ground (10 000 feet), unfolded his jet wings and then just flew across the English Channel tracing the route that was first flown Loius Bleriot, French aviator in 1909. It took jet-man 12 minutes to fly from Calais, France to Dover, England with a single set of jet wings on his back reaching speeds of 118mph. English Channel is 35 km (23 miles) long. He landed by The South Foreland Lighthouse.

Yves Rossy is a former Swiss air pilot now focusing on development and testing of his homemade jet wings that could be used for self air travel in the future. He was first heard of earlier this year after his successful attempt to fly over Swiss Alps and now he’s done the English Channel.

Jet-Man’s flight over the English Channel was first scheduled for Thursday, but was postponed due to deteriorated weather. As Yves Rossy explains, he doesn’t use any instruments and it would be impossible to land if you can’t see the ground. The following day, September 26, 2008 turned out to be good enough for flying so they went ahead with it and as you can see in the video below, it was a success. 99 years after Loius Bleriot made first flight over The English Channel in an air craft, a Swiss man called Yves Rossy traced the same air route this time flying on his wings. Jet man landed after his fuel run out.

Jet-Man Yves Rossy Image Credit: Getty Images

Rejected attention whore with a landing strip on him chin aka Adnan Ghalib keeps popping up claiming there is Britney Spears Sex Tape with his failed ass – he’s got it and he’s not afraid to use it.

Britney Spears Sex Tape with Adnan Ghalib was filmed in a hotel room in Mexico during one of their stays before Daddy Jamie Spears started to look after little Britney and sent Adnan Ghalib back where it belongs – to be a nobody. Attantion starved Adnan keeps popping up over and over, reminding everyone that he’s got a 2 hour worth of pink wig sporting Britney Spears Sex Tape but no bites. He shouldn’t be surprised. Even Joey Buttafuoco Sex Tape got attention, but nobody wants to see his sleazy landing strip rubbing against Britney Spears’ shaven vagina.

Adnan Ghalib told Heat Magazine that he would sell the Britney Spears Sex Tape for the right price, but is “not interested in selling out any other details about Britney”. Haha, what a douche. He’s got no issues cashing out on moving images of Britney’s penis squeezer muscles, but he won’t sell out anything else. Get a life already, Adnan. Your gold digging efforts somewhat worked, but you still failed. You should have made her pregnant if you wanted to get yourself secured for the rest of your life. If you score something on sale of this Britney Spears Sex Tape, you’re gonna use it up in month, cuase you tasted high grade lifestyle and then was dropped like a rag doll, so you’re looking to make up for the drop. Your 5 minutes of fame is up. Now take your landing strip out of sight.

St. Louis Rams have lost all four of their games this season and the management decided to take no-compromise steps as result of this fiasco. Coach Scott Linehan was fired, he’ll be temporarily replaced by defensive coordinator Jim Haslett on an interim basis. Kind of a shocker, but not really. St. Louis Rams lost seventeen out of their last 20 games.

The fact that Scott Linehan was fired is understandable, but the fact that Jim Haslett remains is rather weird. St. Louis Rams are losing one game after another due to bad defense, so let’s make a man responsible for defense a head coach – sure that will solve all problems, right? Wrong!

Scott Linehan is now unemployed. That sounds kind of funny

Scott Linehan Image Credit: AP Photo/Tom Gannam

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