Beer Steak Bullshit

Duh… Are you in the mood for some big tittied, punch throwing angry chick with flat belly and biceps bigger than yours? I didn’t think so. Never the less, here’s Gina Carano, the ho known as Crush from American Gladiators. Gina will be stepping in the MMA octagon to fight against another big biceps ho – Kelly Kobald. Chick beating the fuck out of chick. The fight goes down on October 4th.

Gina Carano is 26 year old and says she doesn’t want to be the face of women’s MMA. She just wants to be… Gina Carano. LAME!

Gina Canaron picture credit: Maxim. For more Maxim pics, visit Gina Carano Pictures from Maxim

Oh, I know what you did there. Palin Syrah, an organically grown syrah (type of wine) from Chile is having beef with Republican VP Sarah Palin, blaming closeness of her name for drops in sales of their wine. Some wine bars seem unhappy too, claiming that Palin Syrah used to be their best selling wine, but it all changed with VP nomination of Sarah Palin.

What a bunch of whiny babies. I know what you did there, I know what you want. The wine maker and bars that stepped into the media turmoil regarding Palin Syrah are looking for free publicity. I got you all figured. You grabbed at the opportunity and looking to boost sales by means of free publicity.

And if there is any truth to claims that sales of Palin Syrah dropped just because a politician has a name that looks so similar, then I think I’m just gonna beat my head against the wall. Each time I think stupidity of human race has reached its highest potential, new horizons appears and the dumbness gets pushed even further. If you used to drink organic wine made in Chile called Palin Syrah, because it was of good quality and your taste buds appreciated it and you quit drinking it because a woman named Sarah Palin was chosen as running mate of John McCain – let me ask you… what are you a fucking idiot or something?

As for me, I feel tempted to giving Palin Syrah a try. Maybe I can make myself believe that it tastes like Sarah Palin’s cooch… damn. Gotta go get the door. Some men in black suits and sun glasses are banging on it…….

Somebody was bound to get voted off Dancing with the Stars 2008 and this time around it was Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska. She sounds like she’s Polish or something. Not big loss.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska were voted off Dancing with the Stars before they got a chance to do their quickstep. That kind of suck for Jeffrey Ross, cause dude practiced it hard core and didn’t even perform it. I’m not sad about Edyta Sliwinska and her elimination. She’s hot and all, but looks too plastic and full of herself. The loss of Jeffrey Ross is a bit sader, cause the guy is funny and brought good times to otherwise sucky program on ABC television.

Jeffrey Ross and Edyta Sliwinska video is below.

Brooke Burke owned Dancing with the Stars 7 last night. Scoring 23 out of 30, Brooke Burke is leading the dancing competition. I don’t normally watch Dancing with the Stars – it blows whale stiff cock, but Brooke Burke is a MILF with 4 kids and still so hot. Her well trained vagina must be capable of muscle contractions that would make me squirt out of my ears.

While Brooke Burke dominated kick off of the seventh season of the Dancing with the Stars, there were some other remarkable performances worth mention too. In particular Cloris Leachman, who only scored 16, but put her leg up on the judge’s table, kneeled in front of Len Goodman and graced the lap of Carrie Ann Inaba with her ass. Cloris Leachman is 82 year old

Below is the video of Brooke Burke Kicking Ass on Dancing with the Stars 7

Brooke Burke Image Credit: AP

Jonny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks are expecting their first baby together. The couple has been married since July and their representative says they’re “thrilled”. Michele Hicks was rumored to have been over 5 months pregnant at time of her wedding to Jonny Lee Miller – who knows… she’d already have a visible baby bump, wouldn’t she? They held baby showers during the weekend in Los Angeles.

Jonny Lee Miller – British born actor best known for his role as lawyer/prophet in Eli Stone was previously married to Angelina Jolie for 3 years. Michele Hicks is an ex model and star of The Shield. They are both 35 year old.

Jonny Lee Miller and Michele Hicks Image Credit: Stephen Shugerman/Getty

You didn’t actually think David Blaine Upside Down Stunt would be real, did you? Santa Claus is real. Bullshitters of the ranks of David Blaine or Criss what’s his lame ass name Angel are a joke. I take great joy in mocking lame street illusionists – probably because it’s easy. Because their camera tricks and paid for audience are so obvious it’s laughable. David Blaine and his latest stunt where as he’s supposedly going to be hung upside down over Central Park in New York is right up there when it comes to lame jokes.

Our friends at Molly Good dispatched one of their friends who lives in New York to spy on David Blaine and send back real deal reports on what exactly is happening. Don’t believe what the screen tells you. David Blaine will not be hung upside down for three days and two nights straight. He gets turned horizontally for multiple check ups and then he gets lowered down above the ground so he can chat with on lookers and other paid for cheering crowd. Yet another FAIL on behalf of a street illusionist David Blaine.

Seriously, those jokers should start blogging instead. It takes far more skill to bitch about David Blaine than to be David Blaine.

David Blaine Upside Down Image Credit: Sara, Molly Good

Hank Baskett of Philadelphia Eagles is rumored to be the main vaginal juice taster of Playmate Kendra Wilkinson, one of Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends. Hank Baskett must have gone nuts falling for plastic looking Barbie-style fake blonde that used to massage Hefner’s asshole… Whatever floats your boat, though… Hank Baskett. Whatever floats your boat.

Kendra Wilkinson has a little secret code on her MySpace page that lists HB3 as one of her heroes. Hank Baskett is in fact Hank Baskett III so that one wasn’t too difficult to decipher. That’s all aided by Hank’s profile headline reading HB3 in LOOOOOVVVVEEEE!!!! His MySpace is set to private, but the headline gets him busted.

Looks like all those former Playboy Playmates and girlfriend’s of Hugh Hefner are having secret affairs with younger men. I’m shocked their fake vagina’s desire real sex. As I’m surprised anyone would want to fuck with a vagina that delivers fake orgasms.

Holly Madison started it with Criss Angel and now it’s Kendra Wilkinson with Hank Baskett. Neither side had any comments to add to the rumors. Even though Holly Madison looks like she can understand the advantage of being Hugh Hefner‘s home pussy, rumors of her messing with the likes of Criss Angel might be bullshit. Kendra Wilkinson on the other hand – just look at her. Would you expect her to exhibit possession of half brain cell? Dumb!

Let me get back to demonstrating my little crush I have on Earth Friend Gen aka Gennifer Moss. I reported on Saturday that Gennifer Moss was Rollerblading naked around Oregon, today’s reports confirm that Earth Friend Gen was also riding bicycle naked, on top of rollerblading. I wander if the bicycle had a seat mounted on.

Seriously, I like Earth Friend Gen. She’s so pure, so with Mother Nature, so confident in her body, so good looking naked and has that Asian feel to herself – how can you not like. She says her purpose is to draw attention to peace with her nakedness. It does get noticed, Earth Friend Gen… it does get noticed for sure. I’ve been noticing you big time and I hope you won’t quit. More naked videos though. I need more naked videos.

Gennifer Moss (seen her misspelled as Jennifer Moss) eats organic food and dresses up in Earth friendly clothes (that’s when she’s not naked). Her height as far as I could find was 5′ 3″ which is petite enough to go with her gorgeous, well proportioned naked body. This is what Earth Friend Gen says about her nudity and public exposures:

“Peace begins with ourselves, our mind, spirit, heart, and soul and that our body is an integral part of ourselves and I was created in God’s creation and no part of me is obscene.”

Jodi Applegate, the co-host of Good Day New York was replaced by Rosanna Scotto and many viewers don’t know why. Was she fired or what? Jodi Applegate was without doubt a popular host so her absence is obviously un-popular.

Some portals are speculating that Jodi Applegate may have been fired, however that’s not verified information. Elsewhere they say she chose not to renew her contract. Hmmm, when it comes to Fox 5, people seem to coming and going. Talk about disposable anchors. How long till Rosanna Scotto is replaced by a new Good Day New York host?

Rosanna Scotto was previously a co-anchor of 5pm and 10pm and will be replaced by Dari Alexander.

Today is the day – it’s the first day of fall for 2008. Autumnal Equinox the exact opposite of Vernal Equinox will take place at 11:44:16am Eastern Time.

The Autumnal Equinox happens when the Sun gets directly over the equator of the Earth. On a day like today, the Sun will spend an equal below and above the horizon of each hemisphere. It’s the Autumnal Equinox, it’s the first day of fall 2008. The nights are gonna get longer and will be longer than day until the Vernal equinox, aka the first day of spring 2009 arrives. I’m not gonna say that we will be able to sleep longer, cause we won’t. We’ll sleep the same, we will just get to see the daylight way less.

The picture above is the pentacle for Fall Equinox. Happy First Day of Fall 2008, everyone