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Gennifer Moss who is known around Oregon as Earth Friend Gen is an avid nudist. Nudists are the best, you don’t have to ask them twice to get naked. Actually, sometimes you may need to ask them to put some fucking clothes on cause there’s people around and you feel ashamed.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen skates around on in-line rollerblades naked. Some wimp construction workers who can’t get their dicks up called 911 and complained that there’s a naked chick on rollerbaldes skating around and having good time doing it. What a bunch of senile fuckers. You’d call a fucking 911 instead of try to get into her panties? Hang on… no panties on Earth Friend Gen – just straight on vagina.

The police eventually halted Gennifer Moss but the crowd of enthusiasts who gathered at the Tom McCall Waterfront Park area to admire the waterfalls booed them. Obviously they have more brains that construction workers. Gennifer Moss was told she couldn’t be in public with her genitalia fully exposed, so she put on the thong and carried on rollerblading. My kind of chick.

Gennifer Moss aka Earth Friend Gen is California native and became famous after she’d asked to skate around naked on 4th of July. As it seems, it is not illegal to be naked in public in Oregon. Kind of cool state, it seems. And now they have Earth Friend Gen to spice everyone’s day…

Gennifer Moss picture above is from her MySpace page.

Group of black people who call themselves Blacks Against Obama showed up at presidential candidate Barack Obama’s rally in Coral Gables, Florida with signs that showed what they think of him.

There’s a common misconception among general public that Barack Obama is black. He’s not, he’s an Arab. He may look closer to a black than to a white guy and many people attribute that feature to his popularity among ethnic groups. I’m surprised it took black people this long to speak up and form a Blacks Against Obama movement. I don’t think many people realize that Barack Obama is not black.

There wasn’t much of a protest that Blacks Against Obama put on. They just sort of interrupted his incoherent speech with booing and held the signs up to show what they think. The signs read some over the top statements which immediately dropped value of any message Blacks Against Obama may have had.

Some of the signs said:
Endorsed by the KKK… what kind of bullshit is that?
Jesse Jackson hates Obama – Jesse Jackson is a clueless moron. If hating someone generates him money and attention, he’ll hate them just on that principle
Obama was for gay marriage and abortion – OK, so you don’t agree with gay marriages or abortion. I can accept your stance on that. That sign actually had some merit, even though I don’t necessarily agree with the message it was presenting, but it’s better than blabbering about KKK. WTF?

Blacks Against Obama were then escorted out. That could have been expected. I kind of agree with the overall movement of Blacks Against Obama as if I was black myself, I’d be offended by Barack Obama’s riding on a black card not being black himself, but on another hand Blacks Against Obama showed lack of judgment and immaturity. But then again, this is presidential race. There’s a whole lot of immaturity and back stabbing going on anyway. I guess Blacks Against Obama aren’t all that different. They just fit right in.

Video from the rally showing disruption by Blacks Against Obama is below:

New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez (A-Rod) and his wife Cynthia Rodriguez finalized their divorce that was shaping up to be a big mess, without drama. Which is smart. They could have made it a circus in which nobody but lawyers win, or they could say – look, it’s gonna cost each of us a lot of money and cause a lot of headache and will not lead anywhere. Let’s just call it quits and go each our own way. Smart fuckers chose the latter.

A-Rod and Cynthia Rodriguez have reached a settlement and finalized their divorce ultimately ending their non-functional marriage. The terms of divorce were not disclosed at the time of this post.

Cynthia Rodriguez and A-Rod have two kids. Natasha is 3 year old and Ella was just born 5 months ago. Cynthia filed for divorce in July.

A-Rod secret crush on Madonna was rumored to be one of the reasons why their marriage became dysfunctional. Madonna however rejects the rumor claiming that her marriage to Guy Ritchie was stronger than ever.

Good for them.

Image Credit: PNP/WENN

I have very little regard for wrestlers and wrestling as a sport in general, but latest announcement by Sonny Siaki is one of the most noble causes I have heard in a long time. Sonny Siaki is going to donate a kidney to his brother to save his life. This act will mean end to his career as a wrestler, however life of his brother is more precious to him and he does not hesitate to sacrifice all he worked so hard for in order to save his brother. That reaches way up high in my books. You have my utmost respect, Sonny Siaki.

In a statement released today, Sonny Siaki reflects to his life of a professional wrestler. It was his life dream, he worked hard for it and achieved it. Two years ago, while Sonny Siaki was still in the ring, he learned about his brother Bernard Siaki suffering from Renal Kidney Failure. One of his kidneys has shut down completely, while the other one functions at best at 35 %. Bernard Siaki is only 35 year old.

Two years later, Bernard’s only functioning kidney deteriorated further and is not functioning at mere 10%. Bernard undergoes dialysis three times every week and must follow strict diet. Plus his kidney problems cause a lot of pain. Sonny Siaki decided to be a kidney donor for his brother, but as doctor told him, he will not be able to wrestle ever again after the operation.

Let me say it one more time – Sonny Siaki, RESPECT!

If you wish to make a donation and show your support otherwise, visit official Save Bernard Siaki website HERE

Justin Gaston, 20 year old underwear model and rumored boyfriend of teen virgin Miley Cyrus models in International Jock man’s underwear. Dude would make perfect emo kid.

Photos are from 2007, but Justin Gaston was a big nobody until he was spotted hanging around with Miley and photographed chaperoning her on the way to church. Miley says she’s a virgin anyway and we all believe her, cause she’s got that halo around her head.

Anyway, this post is gay.

Yep, so we’re the biggest pot smokers in the world here in Canada. Not that it surprises me, I’m actually really proud. It always rocks when your country is first at something, but living in a country that’s first in pot smoking fucking rocks the shit.

According to United Nations report from 2007, Canada has larger population of pot smokers from all industrialized countries. I’m not sure if that means that some of non industrialized countries smoke even more than Canadians, but if it is so, then it would only mean that UN officials didn’t count pot smoking moose in.

The UN pot smoker results are as follows:

USA – 12.6%
England – 8.7%
Netherlands – 6.1%
Canada – sweet 16.8% of our population are pot smokers

I guess when it comes to the Netherlands, where marihuana is legal, they probably don’t feel like smoking it, since there’s no fun in smoking legal shit. Where as in Canada – I don’t even know what the fuck we’re thinking. Wait a minute, I’d make more sense if I wasn’t stoned out of my mind… What can I say? I’m Canadian…

Watch the video news report on pot smoking in Canada below. Notice the red head with dreads – she’s so fucking hot. Not only are we awesome potheads, Canadian chicks rule like no other.

Svetlana Pankratova is the woman with world’s longest legs. Her height is not as impressive (even though it is), it’s just the sheer ratio of legs vs upper body. Legs win no contest.

Guinness Book of World’s Records did series of pictures with Svetlana Pankratova and He Pingping from China – world’s smallest man in London, UK yesterday to celebrate the launch of their new book release. Check out the pictures on World’s Longest Legs vs World’s Smallest Man on that link.

He Pingping is world’s shortest man who can walk – according to the Guinness Book of World’s Records.

Svetlana Pankratova Biography

36 year old, long legged Russian is Volgograd born, but lives in Costa del Sol, Spain – where she’s a real estate broker. She lives there with her boyfriend who’s 6’1″ tall, Svetlana Pankratova says she doesn’t mind dating shorter men

I wonder how her real estate brokerage business does. I’m guessing it does pretty good, I mean – I’d sign any paper if someone this size handed me the pen.

Svetlana Pankratova says she enjoys the fame the record in the Guinness Book brings and loves her long legs, but it’s hard to find clothes that she could wear. Especially the pants.

Svetlana Pankratova Height

Svetlana Pankratova is a little over 6-foot-4. As such, she in NOT the tallest woman in the world. That title still belongs to Yao Defen.

Svetlana Pankratova Leg Lenght

Saved the best for last. The legs of Svetlana Pankratova are 52 inches long. That means her legs themselves are more than 4 feet tall. There’s a long way to go if you want to start with toe licking and make your way to her vagina.

Below is the video of Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing in front of the National Gallery on Trafalgar Square in London as part of latest Guinness Book of World Record release.

Svetlana Pankratova and He PingPing Image Credit: Wenn

Pink has not retired from music yet? I hope she’s not trying to be a sex symbol of new teen generation. I’m not a teen no more, but I’m pretty sure they don’t give a stinking dump about 68 year olds anymore. Pink doesn’t care obviously, which is not necessarily a bad thing as I like her bare foot stretched out like that. That’s her newly unveiled cover art for the upcoming album titles Funhouse.

Singer Pink, whose real name is real name Alecia Moore managed to make Funhouse an album about her personal shit again. The marriage to motocross star Carey Hart that went into shitter is covered back and forth in Funhouse like anyone cares.

Pink insisted that they are insanely in love with each other and that their love is forever and always and some girly shit like that. What is the dumb whore 16? She should wake the fuck up and grow up. There ain’t no love.

Beth Ostrosky, she the hot piece of ass that Howard Stern gets to bone. Life’s definitely not fair.

Beth Ostrosky was born to a mother who was a professional model and she wanted to whore herself up on a cat-walk just the same. Living in Pittsburg didn’t quite cut it, so she moved to New York where there are more golden penises to suck. Some people in New York have so much money, they shoot dollar bills out of their dicks when they cum. It’s true. Ask Beth Ostrosky!

Well, something definitely worked out, cause Beth Ostrosky was able to score an acting job alongside Ben Stiller in Flirting with Disaster. Later Beth scored yet better role in Whipped and got herself started as successful swimwear model. Then she joined genital juices with Howard stern and has been his fiancee since.

Beth Ostrosky and Howard Stern met at some white collar party of sorts that neither of them was supposed to attend, but auntie Faith called in and dragged their asses there, they hooked up, fingered each others anal cavity and have been participating in poop exchange as fiancee couple since. Nah, I’m just fucking jealous cause mofo Howard Stern gets handjobs from Beth Ostrosky. I really don’t know what they do in their spare time. Probably play chess. Chess is actually a fantastic foreplay. Gets you all heated up for Sudoku.

No, you’re not the only one who’s never heard of Olivia Wilde. I’m just as lost here. And if it wasn’t for Megan Fox who said she’d like to rub pussy juices with Olivia Wilde she would have never come to anyone’s attention. Actually, she was getting there.

An otherwise unknown actress Olivia Wilde has been making her rounds and getting noticed by playing Dr Remy Hadley on the TV show called House. Don’t ask me, I don’t watch those stupid TV series for girls 11 year old or younger. I’m all grown up, I can even masturbate with my left hand already.

Megan Fox, who stared in transformers said she feels like strangling a mountain goat when she sees Olivia Wilde. She attached some form of sexual pod text to it and also listed Jenna Jameson as her fantasy partner is mutual pussy rubbing. I sense a sex tape threesome with Olivia Wilde, Jenna Jameson and Megan Fox. Tito Ortiz can be the producer. Jenna will foot fuck the two. I’d totally jerk off to that. I’d jerk off to Megan Fox doing that mountain goat, cause that’s how I roll.

Check out really bad quality video with Olivia Wilde on Regis and Kelly below.

PS – I’m not sure who took that sexy picture of Olivia Wilde posted above. If you know who it is, let me know so I can credit.