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File this under “Sadness”. Us swimmer Margaret Hoelzer was sexually abused as a child – as revealed in an exclusive interview with Associated Press.

Margaret Hoelzer is a three time Olympic medalist from Beijing. She won silver medal in the 200 meter backstroke, another silver in the 4×100 medley relay and a bronze in the 100 meter backstroke. I need my back stroked… Anyone?

In a sad revelation, 25 year old Margaret Hoelzer told Associated Press that sexual abuse by her Playmate’s father started when she was 5 and may have gone on for two years. Margaret would visit her friend often and stayed overnight at times. Because she was little, she didn’t realize she was actually being sexually abused. The crap stopped when they moved.

When Margaret Hoelzer was 11 she confessed about it to her best friend who insisted she talks to her mom about it and that was when the awful truth poured out. I can’t imagine how it must feel when your little daughter tells you that year ago she was molested by her friend’s dad. I’d probably stuff my back pack with a blow torch, a baseball bat and a katana sword and would go back to where we lived before to put medieval on that fucker’s ass.

After Margaret Hoelzer told her mom about abuse from years ago, mom told dad and they contacted the police. Alleged molester was arrested, but because of non existent evidence (Margaret Hoelzer wasn’t raped, just abused – and I’m using word “just” lightly), and because she was so little at a time and so many years have passed since, he was never formally charged.

That doesn’t matter though. Karma doesn’t heed human courtrooms. Fucker’s gonna get what’s coming to him. Maybe something colorful is waiting for him around the corner – like snake biting his peen off.

Oprah Winfrey is a big supporter of Barack Obama and as such she’d denied Republican VP Sarah Palin on her show. The Florida Federation of Republican Women responded to it by launching a nation wide Oprah Boycott, urging all women to stop watching The Oprah Show and Cancel their O Magazine subscriptions.

To be honest, I’m not a woman, I’ve never watched Oprah and I’ve never been subscribed to her magazine. I guess I’ve been a diligent boycotter my whole life. If you look at it – I understand Oprah Winfrey is the most successful person in the show business, earning millions of dollars per fart, but I can’t stand listening to mid-aged women in real life. I wouldn’t want to listen to another one on the TV. Seriously, I’ve never watched a single minute of The Oprah Winfrey Show. When it comes to me, I’m easy to join any boycott. I ain’t got no life, I’m probably already boycotting everything you can think of.

Florida Federation of Republican Women (FFRW) claims that Barack Obama appeared on The Oprah Show twice yet before he accepted his nomination. Oprah has always been an obvious supporter of Barack Obama and when Governor Sarah Palin, Republican Vice presidential candidate asked to appear on her show, she was turned down. Totally shown middle finger and all. That upset many women across America and the response is – Oprah Boycott. Right on!

Many Obama worshippers responded to Oprah Boycott by pulling the freedom of speech card. I find that laughable. Yes, if Oprah can have her freedom of speech, then women of America can have their boycott. What are Obama fanboys so upset about? Or do they just want the laws that favor them to be in effect and all other to be not?

As Canadian, I really don’t have an opinion other than Oprah Boycott sounds pretty cool and rebellious enough for me to say – right on! Oprah makes too much money anyway. Let’s have some boycott going, damn it…

Oprah Winfrey and Sarah Palin Image Credit: Getty Images

Dita Von Teese released new short film to help promote the upcoming release of her own Wonderbra. Cheesily titled The Science of Sexy, the film features blonde scientist who’s unimpressed and uninspired until one day she discovers the gene of sexy that materializes into a wonderbra right before her eyes.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be just like Dita Von Teese herself – all retro and burlesque. I suppose it’s meant to be sexy or something. I don’t know, I’m all into corsets, but they look better without any bra. Bras are for wussies. They hide erect nipples and there’s nothing hotter than a pair of pencil erasers poking at you from underneath the shirt. Dita needs to get the shit straight.

Dita Von Teese Wonderbra will be officially release in Europe on September 23rd. Not sure about North America. Maybe it’s too sexy for us up here so it’s not gonna be for sale at all, but I don’t think that’ll be the case. Too big of a market here to pass on.

Sexy Science by Dita official website is on SexyScienceByDita.com. It’s an animated flash site – it was trying to pop up new windows that were getting blocked so I didn’t get far. And I’m not so much into Dita Von Teese anyway. I just like to bitch about her. Check it out and let me know what you think.

The Science of Sexy video is below:

Frances Bean Cobain, daughter and only child of arguably the most influential musician of the 90′s and Nirvana frontman – Kurt Cobain celebrated her 16th birthday and had it suicide themed. I’m certainly not the one to judge, plus Frances certainly turned out to be a beautiful young woman, but didn’t her dad die by committing a suicide? Tasteless? Maybe she just didn’t realize. It’s all good, she’s 16, we do stupid things when we’re 16.

Frances Bean Cobain’s “Suicidal 16” birthday party took place at the House of Blues in Los Angeles featuring Mindless Self Indulgence and Frances particularly requested that everyone attending listens to them prior to joining the party. She said in her invitation that everyone will be “forced to jump around and dance.” That’s my kind of girl.

The contest was held for the most suicidal look and three prizes were given to the deadliest of deadlies. According to reports, the Suicidal 16 party cost Frances’ mother – Courtney Love over $323,000. Courtney Love is said to be broke. Who knows, maybe she had sponsors.

I love the birthday cake. It looks like an old graveyard entrance with sign reading “RIP Childhood”. That is so Addams Family of her. Nicely done.

Frances Bean Cobain certainly grew up. I remember when she was born and whoopieee, all of a sudden we have a teenager who throws suicide themed parties. She grew into a beautiful girl and the dark hair with bright red lips really suit her well. She’s gonna be a dish when she turns 18.

Congratulations to your 16th birthday, Frances Bean Cobain.

Pics are from Frances Bean Cobain’s MySpace Profile. Whole gallery of birthday party images after the break.

Jesse Ventura for president. Seriously, Jesse Ventura is one of few men who actually make sense in everything he says. He doesn’t fluff around, gets right to the core and cuts through without bullshitting. In this video interview by AlJazeera, Jesse Ventura talks about the politics, war, fascism in America, 9/11 and more.

Jesse Ventura was one of top wrestlers back in the day. He also stared alongside Arnold Schwarzenegger in predator as Sgt. Blain Cooper. He’s pretty much the most bad ass guy alive today.

From January 4, 1999 to January 6, 2003, Jesse Ventura was the Governor of Minnesota. He didn’t seek second term in the office despite gaining the highest approval rating of any governor in Minnesota history.

His political views are fascinating. Jesse Ventura says that the US is on the brink of fascism today and seriously questions that official story of 9/11 served to the people by the government. He says Republicans and Democrats pretend to be enemies in the eyes of the public, but behind the scenes they go hand in hand as good bodies cutting deals that best serve their personal interests.

Ultimately, Jesse Ventura says American needs to destroy two main political parties and start over. He says “war is the complete failure of politics.”

The awesomeness of Jesse Ventura can be viewed in the video below. The only downside is the incapable interviewer. He’s completely gay and would not let Jesse finish the sentence. He appears to be a Democratic puppet, based on when he stopped Jesse Ventura and when he opposed him. The dude was useless and probably had a vibrating bullet up his ass as he was interviewing. Jesse Venture is however completely awesome.

How could you not love Michelle Trachtenberg. She’s such a cutie. I first saw her in Europtrip, which I actually enjoyed. And her presence made it all so much better. She’s a hot chick.

Michelle Trachtenberg Biography

Michelle was born on October 11, 1985 in New York as Michelle Christine Trachtenberg. She’s 5′ 7″ which is just right height. Her biggest success as actress obviously is her role as Dawn Summers in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, but I’ve never watched that shit. I’m serious, I’ve never seen single episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. What is it about anyway?

I’m a bit fan of vampires and didn’t want to have my perception spoiled by some stupid TV series. I love Michelle Trachtenberg, I’d lick her toes every day, but don’t force me to watch some cheap ass shit that doesn’t portray vampires in real light. Eurotrip – a whole new story. Michelle Trachtenberg was ridiculously sexy in it and the movie delivered on its premise. I enjoyed that stupid shit.

Michelle Trachtenberg Filmography

I somehow managed to cover most important parts of Michelle Trachtenberg’s filmography in her bio, but she’s been in some other worthless movies as well. The movies include:

Against the Current
Kids in America
Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight
The Hill
Black Christmas
Beautiful Ohio
Ice Princess
Can’t Be Heaven
Inspector Gadget

And she’s also in new Gossip Girl. Conclusion – Michelle Trachtenberg is fucking HOT! And if you didn’t know, Michelle Trachtenberg is jewish.

A female pedophile – you don’t get to see that one too often. Rachel Holt, a (now former) science teacher at Claymont Elementary School in Delaware‘s New Castle County, is charged with raping a 13 year old boy.

Before you ask, yes, I am aware of the most famous of all hot teachers banging their younger students – Debra Lafave, yet I still find it fascinating how many female teachers like to polish underage boy’s penises.

Rachel Holt allegedly had sex 28 times with a 13 year old boy within a span of one week in late March, 2006. Boy’s father alerted the police seeing his son spend nights at Rachel Holt’s place. Seriously, this shit disturbs the fuck out of me. Why did shit like that never happen to me? I was a boy virgin till I was 18. How come there were no sex obsessed cougars who wanted to lick my hairless balls and right asshole when I was 13. I longed for wet vagina, but it was all so distant to me. And any fucker gets to enjoy the pleasures of it with their teacher… Damn. I’m disturbed!

The report says that Rachel Holt gained permission from boy’s dad for him to stay overnight – what the fuck was his dad thinking. He could have just asked straight up if she’d want him to join for a threesome too.

The police later learned that at one point there was another 12 year old boy involved in Rachel Holt’s pedophile rampage – he was only watching getting her anal cavity massaged by that other 13 year old. Rachel also served the kids booze.

36 year old Rachel L. Holt had pleaded guilty to second-degree rape and was sentenced by Superior Court Judge Calvin L. Scott to 10 years in jail. Damn, that’s a long ass sentence for some good ass sex.

See that hot piece of golfing ass in the pic above? That’s Anna Rawson – arguably the hottest athlete in the world. I know there’s no way any athlete is this hot and you’re right – Anna Rawson is in fact a model on golf tours. She’d probably beat my ass in golf, but I wouldn’t care anyway if I was to play her, I’d just get her to bend to rub that ball and grab the stick firmly in her hands then give it a stroke. Golf chicks must be hot fucking lay, no shit.

Anna Rawson took the whole awesomeness to a brand new level – she shared her cell phone number on a public blog so anyone can call her and tell her how sweet her ass looks. You’re probably just gonna get an answering machine, but Anna Rawson swears she’s the one who’ll be picking up the messages and she also says she’ll listen to them all. Great PR for a sweet but unknown ass. Models are a dime in a dozen, wanna make yourself stand out? Share your cell phone number publically. All sleazy stalkers are gonna droll and you get media attention no other model gets. Bitch’s got it all figured out.

I suspect we’ll hear the messages people will leave on her answering machine popping up all over the place. There are gonna be some hilarious offers to marry her, to have the best sex of her life, to help her teach some fucker golf or to exchange erotic pics. Seriously, I know… I’ve already left some. Bitch is gonna post the one where I masturbate while I pretend I talk to her. I’ll even get off to listening to myself whining on her phone. Anna Rawson, will you fucking marry me?

BTW, call her – 213-785-7675 – I don’t wanna be the only sleazy stalker! And remember, whoever can beat Dmitri and his priceless message in the video below gets to pop Anna Rawson’s cherry.

Anna Rawson image credit: GolfPunkOnline.com

Here’s a rare find – an actual 9/11 hero. His name is Rick Rescorla, a British soldier who moved to America, became a citizen and fought for his adopted country in Vietnam. He remained in service till 1990, after that he got into commercial banking. His company occupied 22 floors of the south tower of the World Trade Center.

When the planes hit, Rick Rescorla evacuated 2,700 people out of the skyscraper. When those were safe, he went back inside on another rescue mission as there were still thousands of people inside. This time he was entrapped as the tower collapsed ending his life.

Rick Rescorla is a true 9/11 hero. I tend to use word “hero” lightly as it gets attributed to people who have not done anything heroic to deserve being called one. Rick Rescorla did risk his life and at the end it cost him his life. Thanks to his doing, 2,700 people were saved from certain death. Many of those who died in crushing towers of 9/11 attacks are now referred to as “heroes”. It’s about time one of them was identified as an actual hero. His name is Rick Rescorla, may his soul rest in peace.

Picture above was shot by Peter Arnett and captures Rick Rescorla, who was a lieutenant during the war in Vietnam at the time. The image dates back to November 1965.

The name of Dr. Sneha Philip will be read at Ground Zero today, including her on the list of 9/11 victims. Her name was taken off the list 4 years ago when it was believed that she wasn’t killed, just disappeared into the unknown.

Sneha Philip vanished on September 10, 2001. Her image was recorded on a security video camera as she was buying lingerie and after that there’s a big nothing. In 2004, court ruled that her name be removed form the list of victims as it was impossible to say for sure whether she was a victim of the terror attacks or what exactly happened.

The family of Sneha Philip fought for years to get her name cleaned up and put her back on the list believing she died as she was helping with rescue missions. One of the reasons why she was taken off the list was her reputation as drug user and a whore. But it looks like court now decided to debunk these claims and call Sneha Philip a hero instead.

Ronald Lieberman, husband of Sneha Philip fought really hard to get his wife back on the list – somehow that’s not surprising as that would mean 9/11 compensation fund money for him. Her body was never found, he could have easy offed her by taking advantage of 9/11 mess and not only be rid of his wife who spent most of her night sleeping with somebody else, he’d also get paid by the government for it. Talk about smart fish… God knows what really happened, though. RIP to all the victims.

Sneha Philip Image credit: Maisel/News