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Mother-fucking ouch! Janos Baranyai, 24-year-old Hungarian weightlifter had his Olympic career end in an excruciating pain and agony, when his elbow dislocated while he was holding 148kg of pure metal above his head. Really shitty time for an elbow to quit on the guy. Mother-fucking ouch… that’s all I have to say.

Janos Baranyai trained so hard to make it to the Olympics, he did make it and now he’s got his elbow dislocated to the point that he may start learning how to eat with his left hand. This accident looks so nasty, Chinese officials call it the most horrific moment of the Beijing 2008 Olympic weightlifting competition. Yet the broadcaster played back the video of the dislocation back and forth from every angle. Talk about pouring salt in the wound.

Janos Baranyai represented Hungary at Summer Olympics in Beijing as one of their weightlifter in the men’s 77kg division. This was his third lift on 148kg weight and it didn’t go well at all. As he lifted the barbell above his head, his right elbow completely dislocated out of its socket, and the man crushed on the floor, shaking and crying in pain.

Chinese staff immediately blocked the view, but the broadcast continued with replays of the accident from every angle. You can see it in the video below, but be ready for some painful shit. You’ll think twice before you go weightlifting again. As a matter of fact, I’m not even going anywhere close to any fitness center anymore. Weightlifting is completely out of question. And if someone tells me I’m fat and lazy, I’ll show them this video of Janos Baranyai’s elbow dislocation – that’ll shut them the fuck up.

Hugh Hefner says “that’s it” with parties at the Playboy Mansion. After many a decade of wild nights at this landmark in Hollywood, playboy founder is ready to put an end to it and Playboy Mansion will host one last on Halloween and then there will be parties no more. Hugh Hefner claims he’s taking this step to cut costs.

Playboy rep didn’t have much to say to confirm or negate this news and beat off enquiring journalists with: “Who knows what will happen in a year from now?” Even though public parties will no longer be held at the Playboy Mansion, the place will still be available for private parties – aka companies with super deep pockets will still be able to rent it out and party it in there the old school style, but the mansion will be off limits to broke losers (well, it has been previously anyway, so who cares).

At least this gives me less reason to get pissed and jealous of everyone who experienced Playboy Mansion parties in their own skin. I’ve never had the privilege and it was always pissing me off. So at least now I know nobody else who’s as ordinary as me will get there either. Take that, fuckers!

Image of Hugh Hefner and his girls by Splash News

Cuero in Dewitt County, Texas is Chupacabra capital of the world. Last Friday, Cpl. Brandon Riedel – one of their cops on duty went to patrol the back roads when he spotted a strange creature running in front of his car. He turned on the on board cam that police cruisers have mounted and recorded what could become a real video of a real chupacabra.

Chupacabra recorded on the video in Cuero is about a size of coyote but it’s hairless and has prolonged snout. It looked remarkably similar to the creature that was found on shore in Montauk, NY last month or the one from Peru found last year. In former case the DNA tests proved the creature was a Brazilian pig, in latter it was some form of coyote. No real mystical chupacabra yet but this last one from Cuero, Texas has not been caught yet.

Whether Cuero is home to real chupacabra, or just mutant coyotes remains mystery.

Actor Shelley Malil (44), best known playing a supporting role in the “40 Year Old Virgin” movie as a co-worker of Steve Carrel was arrested after allegedly stabbing his ex-girlfriend at her home in San Marcos, California. Dude doesn’t put up, he grabs a knife and carves through flesh. My type of dude.

Shelley Malil was taken into custody following some dispute with his ex-bitch which he had knifed 20 times – NBC San Diego reports. It looks like Shelley Malil walked up on his ex-whore and found her with another clit licker shitface who had the audacity to rub his peen against the vaginal cavity of a taken whore, so he took justice to his own hands and started stabbing the bitch and the cock sucker too. Ex-girlfriend ended up in hospital and is in critical condition. Whore deserved it.

Shelley Malil is in deep shit, of course as this is not how you’re supposed to deal with cheating mother-fucking girlfriends and is facing some nasty charges. What kind of society do we live in if you can’t even stab your bitch for sucking somebody else’s dick? Damn…

23 year old British gymnast Alison Carroll is the new Lara Croft. Unlike Angelina Jolie, Alison Carroll actually looks hot and has that sexy British accent. Can’t go wrong. The picture and video below are from her first appearance before the media at a press conference at London’s Pineapple Studios.

Alison Carroll will not star as Lara Croft in a movie, but will appear in an upcoming video game Tomb Raider: Underworld – set to launch in November of this year.

Alison Carroll worked as a receptionist in Croydon, England but quit her job after she scored a Lara Croft role for Tomb Raider: Underworld game. She’s also an elite gymnast who represented UK on countless domestic and international sport events.

Video documentary with Alison Carroll is below

Ever been Barackrolled – rickrolled by Barack Obama? Well, now you can. YouTuber hmatkin put together a video in which Rick Astley’s Rickroll – Never Gonna Give You Up gets channelled by Barack Obama into a Barackroll.

The video actually cracked me up, but even in a RickRoll, Barack Obama is still full of empty promises – never gonna let you down, never gonna give you up, never gonna run around and desert you… Yeha, right!

You’ve been Barackrolled…

These are older pictures of Barack Obama and his family enjoying quality time together dating back to December 2006. Barack Obama is shirtless on a beach and looks damn good. He’s one and a half year older, but I’d guess he still sports the same body physique.

In other Barack Obama news – Tyra Banks, that clueless dumb whore was trying to give props to the presidential candidate with some lame quotes and was talking as though The Oval Office was a guarantee for Barack Obama. Tyra Banks needs to pull her head out of her ass and get off that crack she’s smoking, cause she sucks at endorsing politicians. Assuming someone would become a president before the elections took place is plain and simple bad jinxing.

Images credit: Fame Pictures

Shauna Sand must have had flashbacks from her stripping past last weekend. She just casually grabbed at her miniskirt and started stripping in public like there was no tomorrow. Fake boobs bouncing around, but Shauna Sand didn’t go all out. What a let down… Bitch, if you’re going to strip in public, strip all the way. Show us those tits some more.

Below is the Shauna Sand gallery with some more pictures of this fine woman in see through high heels teasing the paps pretending she was polishing the strippers’ pole.

I like the way Jenna Jameson looks as of late. Though I have no doubt this new ad for PETA has seen a lot of retouching, Jenna Jameson is back to her former hot self. I’m glad to see that. PETA is kind of wonky, but they’re masters of PR, they know how to promote themselves and get high visibility celebrities involved. We’ve all probably seen Jenna Jameson naked before, so there is nothing unusual about that one, but it still counts as cool shit. And not only because she’s retired her porn abused vagina.

Here’s what’s down – former pornstar Jenna Jameson who’s rumored to be pregnant with child of her boyfriend, a UFC champion Tito Ortiz stripped all her clothes one more time and posed naked for PETA. This is a new PETA ad in which Jenna Jameson is meant to encourage pet owners to get their little friends fixed so they don’t fuck like rabbits and don’t breed the same way.

The ad reads: “Sometimes too much sex can be a bad thing” and calls to have cats and dogs spayed or neutered to prevent millions of unwanted animals from being born each year.

Image credit: Splash News Online

Chellsie Memmel is a 20 year old American Gymnast originally from Wisconsin’s Milwaukee. Chellsie Memmel’s biggest achievement was in 2005 when she became world champion in all-round gymnastics. She’s currently in Beijing, China as part of United States’ 2008 Olympic Games women’s gymnastics team.

Chellsie Memmel managed to injure her foot during practice last week so she won’t be able to compete in all gymnastics disciplines, but will still participate on the uneven bars which is the weakest link for the US Olympic Gymnastic Team. Gosh how I love flexible girls…