Paul Mason of Ipswitch, Suffolk, UK is officially the World’s Fattest Man. The title used to belong to Mexican Manuel Uribe, but while Manuel Uribe kept losing weight to get married, Paul Mason kept stuffing his face until his weight grew over that of Manuel Uribe. The doctors have the name for being a fat ass – “compulsive eating disorder”. I have my own name for it: “being a lazy and spoiled f$%k with too much money to waste”.
70 stone, super obese Brit Paul Mason requires care which costs British tax payers £100,000 a year. Stuffing one’s face is easy and excuses for it are at hand at any time. It takes a lot of self control and sacrifice to not eat each time there’s an opportunity, but unlike Paul Mason, I try. I’m about 40 pounds over what I would like to be but I could easily reach the level of Paul Mason and become the world’s fattest man myself if I decided that I was gonna be a whiny b!tch and blame it on a non-existent “compulsive eating disorder”.
Being lazy and spoiled is not an excuse. How do you think all those people who have not been blessed with well performing metabolism stay away from becoming the world’s fattest people? It’s not easy but we all try. Paul Mason doesn’t try because giving in is easier. We all have cravings and sometimes the cravings win. But Paul Mason has decided he was not going to fight them and this lead him to growing to the point of becoming the world’s fattest man.
This is one of the saddest cases of a wasted piece of flesh I have seen in a long time. Worthless father wants his daughter to be as worthless as he is, so he encourages her to abuse innocent animals. Little idiot with a camera encourages his daughter to continuously stress a monitor lizard out because it has nowhere to hide and can’t run fast enough to escape. Truly a heroic act!
Here’s hoping that karma will find her way back to these horrible human beings and this little witch gets her eyes, tongue and clit ripped out by a pack of 2 meters long lizards, so her daddy can watch the wreck for the rest of his life and think about how it felt when he encouraged this stupid kid to hurt this innocent animal for entertainment.
If you recognize this nasty kid or her father, let them know what you think of them. The kid needs the same treatment Kenny Glenn got for abusing poor Dusty. This little kid is equally evil and equally dangerous for the society. Let’s hope she and her father are taken off the streets swiftly.
Georgia May Jagger is an underage daughter of rocker Mick Jagger and is a model who’s already been offered several well paying modeling jobs, including a half naked ad for Hudson Jeans (despite her being underage). As you can see from enclosed photos, Georgia May Jagger is not a model material. You can walk down your hood and find half a dozen better looking girls who would do a better job modeling, but they stand no chance in this oversaturated industry. So how does someone below average looking score top gigs? Simple – Georgia May Jagger is Mich Jagger and Jerry Hall’s daughter.
It’s a sad fact of modeling industry – agencies want to impress the celebrities so they give their offsprings gigs they clearly don’t deserve. Team of skilled photoshop artists takes care of fixing the model up and there you have it – successful advertising campaign involving a daughter of a famous person.
The pictures in a gallery below are of Georgia May Jagger without make-up, fancy lighting and skilled digital retouching. You be the judge if she’s a model material worthy of thousands of dollars for advertising campaigns.
Georgia May Jagger Photo – Underage Daughter of Mick Jagger
Georgia May Jagger is a Model Because She’s Mick Jagger’s Daughter
Georgia May Jagger – Picture Like That Happens to the Best of Us
Rihanna still performs live? From these photos it seems like she does. If that’s the case, then it means she has fans? If that’s the case, then there’s no wonder the human race is so dumbed down. And what’s this far cry latex outfit all about? A cooch can’t feel too comfortable entrapped in rubber chastity belt like that?
Latex wear doesn’t belong on old, overused wenches. Rihanna should try something matching her age. As a matter of fact, she should retire from music as her crap was never worth a poop to begin with. Why torture people with more of her screech?
Gallery of Photos of Rihanna in Latex from LG Arena in Birmingham, England is below:
Photo: Rihanna SHowing Off her Fat Ass Draped in Latex
Photo: Rihanna in Failed Attempt to Look Sexy Wearing Latex Costume
Photo: Some Things Were Just Never Meant to Go Together. Rihanna and Latex Are It
I think anorexic girls are a perfect jack off material and if they come with small breasts, the beauty is near perfect. As such, I’m filing these pictures of Kate Bosworth in a bikini looking super anorexic under “HOT”. The only thing that can take points off of an anorexic girl with small breasts in a bikini is a douche laying nearby or (blasphemy) touching her. That’s why anorexic Kate Bosworth scores “hot”, but not “perfect”.
She sure does like to pose for that paparazzi camera which is not all that surprising cause she doesn’t have much going for her so taking in all that attention is expected. Still, props from me for hot, flat stomach and cute little titties. And no cellulite from what pictures show. That’s a good sign. Kate Bosworth is officially hawt!
Gallery of pictures of anorexic Kate Bosworth in the bikini is below:
Photo: Perfectly Anorexic Kate Bosworth on a Beach in a Bikini
Photo: Kate Bosworth Posing for Paparazzi to Show Off Her Anorexic Figure
Photo: Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Sweet Ass in a Bikini
Let’s face it – Jennifer Lopez has never looked hot but as the years go by, her looks deteriorate rapidly. Not that she would need to try hard, but these days Jennifer Lopez looks both old and fat. As such, she should really refrain from wearing tight dress cause that just accentuates her unattractiveness.
Also, if you take a closer look at the body Jennifer Lopez sports, you will notice that it looks more like a man, than a woman, lacking feminine shapes almost entirely? Once again, unless you are easy to fall for mainstream propaganda, you will agree with me that Jennifer Lopez looks old and fat. How is it that she’s still milking money from you all?
Gallery of photos of fat and old looking Jennifer Lopez is below:
No Matter How Hard She Tries, Jennifer Lopez Looks Old and Fat
Side View of Jennifer Lopez with Her Skeleton of a Man
Jennifer Lopez Looks Like a Dude in Woman’s Clothes
During the second revolution in 5 years, the people of Kyrgyzstan showed their true colors and took advantage of chaos caused by riots and started to loot. Times are tough, I get it but if you want to bring upon the change in your country, then looting certainly is not the way to achieve.
Kyrgyzstan is one of the least economically developed countries in Central Asia (aka the poorest). The Tulip Revolution of 2005 did not bring the change desired and the government that took power went corrupt very quickly. However, the goal that protesters set to achieve in this revolution was achieved. Kyrgyzstan’s president Kurmanbek Bakiyev was overthrown and new government, temporarily lead by Roza Otunbayeva is taking over the management of the destroyed country. That came at a cost – dozens of people were killed during violent clashes between the protesters and government armies in Kyrgyzstan’s capital of Bishkek.
Once the riots evolved into a full fledged revolution, the protesters ransacked the parliament in Bishkek, set ablaze the building of central government and started looting shopping centers and hotels. Might as well get something for yourself now that there is no law or order in the country, right?
Photos documenting looting that took place in Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan are in the gallery below:
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Smashed Windows, Office Equipment Destroyed
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – People Inside the Store Looking For Something to Steal
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Bashed Out Windows and Discoloration After Building Was Set in Flames
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Entertainment Venue Destroyed and Merchandise Taken
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – GMC Translation Service Office Destroyed
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Booking Office Where People of Bishkek Place Bets
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Hole Through the Brick Wall
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Nothing Left to Salvage Inside Grocery Store in Bishkek
Kyrgyzstan Revolution Looting Photo – Streets of Capital City of Bishkek
I find it funny when I see all those Adobe Crash Reports that happen on a Mac suck box. I’ve been using Adobe products for years and have been on Adobe Design Premium Suit since it’s come bundled with former Macromedia products and have never had any problems with crashes. But then again – I’ve never used it on a Mac suck box. I need computers for work, hence I use PC. I don’t simply buy it to become an obnoxious fanboy. As someone who’s living depends on a computer, I can’t possibly dumb myself down to a level of a Mac user.
Everyone with half a brain knows that Mac sucks. You can’t get anything done on a Mac, it always crashes and availability of usable software is ridiculous. However even if there was comparable number of usable soft for Mac, I still couldn’t put up with extreme user unfriendliness and constant crashes. Nothing is where you would naturally expect it on a Mac. You can’t just natively use it like you do with a PC. Mac plain and simple sucks and these countless albeit funny Adobe crash reports are a proof of that.
There are two types of creative design professionals. Those who are serious about their work and need to get it done and those on a Mac. The former are the real deal peeps who deliver some spine shattering computer work, whereas the Mac fanboys just show off and yap their filth gap holes cause Macs can’t keep you productive, so you spend your time yapping. On the other hand, thanks to them we have all these funny Adobe crash reports we can enjoy browsing through. Below is a gallery of screenshots of some pretty hilarious Adobe crash reports from various parts of Adobe creative design suite – all of which happened on a Mac because it takes a Macintosh to crash all the time. It doesn’t matter whether it’s an Adobe program or anything else, once you have lame, unstable platform, the software itself will continue crashing at nauseum. There is nothing software developers can do. You are plain and simple on a platform that sucks and crashes all the time.
Do you want to avoid seeing your Adobe crash at every click? Switch to PC. It’s a simple solution that will cost you less money, will allow you to get more done and will keep you sane by enjoying your experience using a computer. If you don’t, you will be stuck with being a fanboy, unable to get crap done and always forced to see everything you open, close or otherwise interact with crash on you. Afterall, closing a program is a major deal for a Mac. You can’t expect it to perform it properly. Can you imagine how much it takes to shut the program down? Geeee!
Mac sucks. See the gallery of screenshots of funny Adobe crash reports that prove it below:
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Illustrator Makes Release Days Hectic on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Relaunch After Crush Submission on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Lorem Ipsum on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Loser on Mac OS X Snow Leopard
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Negotiating with Preschooler on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Listening to Crash Opening BW Logo on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – I Strike Down Upon Thee, the Useless Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Dawg Lost InDesign Work on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Illustrator Quit During Pasting on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – After Effects Crashed While Reading Reddit.com on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – aaaaaa on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Reproduce Crash by Closing Fireworks on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Photoshop Fuck You on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Illustrator Unexpectedly Quit on a Mac
Funny Adobe Crash Report Photo – Photoshop Over Saver on a Mac
Brazil, one of the biggest dump holes of the world and hands down the most dangerous and violent country in the world. Many unsavvy people associate Brazil with some positives because they can’t see the forest for the trees. One of the most popular destinations in Brazil – Rio de Janeiro happens to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Who’s suicidal enough to go? Below is the gallery of photos from Rio de Janeiro Slums but don’t fool yourself – crime, drugs, murder, rape, kidnapping, robberies and other fine forms of human behavior are not limited to slums of Rio de Janeiro. The entire city is drenched with it. Actually, the entire country is. That’s why Brazil is the most dangerous and violent country in the world. It will be fun watching the stats from 2016 Summer Olympics.
It’s time to pull your head out of your ass and realize already that Brazil is not this nice sunny country with hot chicks and beautiful beaches. Brazilian hos are nasty, hispanic looking spawns with fake tits and penises and Brazilian beaches are full of floating trash, floating shit and other human waste, including floating corpses of dead people (see video below). Brazil is nasty and extremely dangerous. Rio de Janeiro where 2016 Summer Olympics take place is one of the biggest dumps on the planet. The photos from the Rio de Janeiro slums, showcasing the crime and drug trafficking are in the gallery below:
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Thugs Firing Handgun at a Car
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Show that Gun If You Have It, Brazil
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Automatic Weapon Used by Brazilian Drug Dealers
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Drive By Shooting
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Drug Dealers Fighting for Their Turf
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Crack Addicts Just Stare and Watch the SHooting
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Pile of Garbage, All of Brazil Looks Like This
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – No Evening Without a Murder
Rio de Janeiro Slums Photo – Perfect Settings for 2016 Summer Olympics
Namir Noor-Eldeen was an Iraqi freelance journalist and photographer employed by the Reuters news agency to document war in Iraq. Saeed Chmagh was an Iraqi citizen also employed by Reuters to act as a driver and assistant to Namir Noor-Eldeen. Both Namir Noor-Eldeen and Saeed Chmagh were brutally murdered along with a number of other innocent people by US military on July 12, 2007 in the New Baghdad district of Iraq’s capital. The video proving blood-thirsty murder conducted by the US military forces was purposefully withdrawn and made unavailable even though Reuters requested for it to be released so the investigation on the death of their journalist can come to conclusion.
This is not the first, nor the last case of blood thirsty Americans murdering innocent people just because they can. Pentagon has decided to keep it a secret and support the murderers but someone has leaked the video and provided it to WikiLeaks – the website with solid track record of uncovering sensitive documents and bringing them to light. The video tape containing the proof of murder of Reuters journalist Namir Noor-Eldeen and his assistant Saeed Chmagh was encrypted when obtained by WikiLeaks, but their geeks managed to decrypt it and now it’s available for viewing all over the internet to show the world once more what American faggots in Iraq are all about.
On that faithful day of July 12, 2007, a US Apache helicopter spotted a group of unarmed people gathered on a public square in Eastern part of Baghdad. Eager to draw some blood from the safety of his helicopter, the faggot behind the trigger described journalist’s camera equipment as a weapon and asked for permission to engage. Pulling straight up bullshit out of his dysfunctional faggy ass, the loser reports that he sees individuals with AK 47′s and an RPG ready to shoot (for a brain dead American with a gun, shooting a photograph is akin to shooting a gun).
Loser with a gun proceeded to shoot at unarmed civilians killing Namir Noor-Eldeen and other six people, seriously wounding Saeed Chmagh in the process. Saeed attempted to escape the bullets but small dick faggot American remained dedicated to draw more blood – had to compensate for his dysfunctional penis somehow.
After this initial mindless shooting, a van with unarmed people and two children showed up and attempted to help wounded person who was still crawling down the dusty street. Blood thirsty faggot American begged for either crawling Saeed Chmagh to pick up a weapon or for Bushmaster to give him permission to shoot. He almost felt the erection for the first time in his life for pulling the trigger and thought he may be able to bus his nut for once, all he needed was to shoot more people. And he got what he wanted. He engaged those innocent civilians who did not hesitate to offer unconditional help to a wounded fellow citizen, but to his disappointment, the erection never came. His dysfunctional dick remained as worthless as his brain.
RIP Namir Noor-Eldeen and Saeed Chmagh, like thousands of other innocent civilians in Iraq, you were mercilessly murdered by blood-thirsty US military. And just as it was with other innocent killings, US military didn’t have the balls to admit to your murder, instead hid the video and classified it. Thank God WikiLeaks and similar dedicated citizens exist to uncover your true purpose.
Reuters news agency quoted Freedom of Information Act when asking for the release of the video, but their requests fell on deaf ears. US military also failed to reveal how Namir Noor-Eldeen and Saeed Chmagh were killed and claimed that they didn’t know how the children in a van got wounded. The video obtained by WikiLeaks proving cold blooded murder of Namir Noor-Eldeen and Saeed Chmagh is below:
