This is a black and white picture of Dick Cheney riding a bumper car in 1976 in Dallas, Texas. First of all – they had some really cool bumper cars back in the 70′s. But all joking aside – Dick Chaney’s smile in this photo is disturbing. It almost looks like a smile of a child rapist. You know those X-Ray scanners the type they use nowadays at the airports to see underneath your clothes – if they had those back in 1976 and aimed it at this Dick Cheney ridden bumper car, we would probably see an 8 year old cramped under the hood doing who knows what. Anyway, just kidding here. Nice bumper car, though.