Oh, I know what you did there. Palin Syrah, an organically grown syrah (type of wine) from Chile is having beef with Republican VP Sarah Palin, blaming closeness of her name for drops in sales of their wine. Some wine bars seem unhappy too, claiming that Palin Syrah used to be their best selling wine, but it all changed with VP nomination of Sarah Palin.

What a bunch of whiny babies. I know what you did there, I know what you want. The wine maker and bars that stepped into the media turmoil regarding Palin Syrah are looking for free publicity. I got you all figured. You grabbed at the opportunity and looking to boost sales by means of free publicity.

And if there is any truth to claims that sales of Palin Syrah dropped just because a politician has a name that looks so similar, then I think I’m just gonna beat my head against the wall. Each time I think stupidity of human race has reached its highest potential, new horizons appears and the dumbness gets pushed even further. If you used to drink organic wine made in Chile called Palin Syrah, because it was of good quality and your taste buds appreciated it and you quit drinking it because a woman named Sarah Palin was chosen as running mate of John McCain – let me ask you… what are you a fucking idiot or something?

As for me, I feel tempted to giving Palin Syrah a try. Maybe I can make myself believe that it tastes like Sarah Palin’s cooch… damn. Gotta go get the door. Some men in black suits and sun glasses are banging on it…….