File this under “Sadness”. Us swimmer Margaret Hoelzer was sexually abused as a child – as revealed in an exclusive interview with Associated Press.

Margaret Hoelzer is a three time Olympic medalist from Beijing. She won silver medal in the 200 meter backstroke, another silver in the 4×100 medley relay and a bronze in the 100 meter backstroke. I need my back stroked… Anyone?

In a sad revelation, 25 year old Margaret Hoelzer told Associated Press that sexual abuse by her Playmate’s father started when she was 5 and may have gone on for two years. Margaret would visit her friend often and stayed overnight at times. Because she was little, she didn’t realize she was actually being sexually abused. The crap stopped when they moved.

When Margaret Hoelzer was 11 she confessed about it to her best friend who insisted she talks to her mom about it and that was when the awful truth poured out. I can’t imagine how it must feel when your little daughter tells you that year ago she was molested by her friend’s dad. I’d probably stuff my back pack with a blow torch, a baseball bat and a katana sword and would go back to where we lived before to put medieval on that fucker’s ass.

After Margaret Hoelzer told her mom about abuse from years ago, mom told dad and they contacted the police. Alleged molester was arrested, but because of non existent evidence (Margaret Hoelzer wasn’t raped, just abused – and I’m using word “just” lightly), and because she was so little at a time and so many years have passed since, he was never formally charged.

That doesn’t matter though. Karma doesn’t heed human courtrooms. Fucker’s gonna get what’s coming to him. Maybe something colorful is waiting for him around the corner – like snake biting his peen off.