Royce Lyndsay Reed – The Dwight Howard GoldDigger
December 1st, 2009Remember Royce Lyndsay Reed? Yeah, me neither. The nobody champion Royce Lyndsay Reed used to dance for Orlando Magic until Lady Luck tired out and sat on her skanky ass. Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic was just in the neighborhood and made Royce Lyndsay Reed’s golddigging dream come true by shoving his penis into her vagina. Royce Lyndsay Reed got pregnant and now there is a 2 year old son out of that failed relationship.
The thing is, Royce Lyndsay Reed did manage to score a big one (at least when it come to height, cause Dwight Howard’s got it) but a relationship between a basketball star and a gold digger is bound to fail sooner or later. Oddly enough, it was Royce Lyndsay Reed herself who fuelled the rage and put a stump on the affair between the two. It all started in October od 2009 when Royce Lyndsay Reed crossed the line and called the NBA star a “deadbeat” on Twitter (I told you she was a loser. Sane people don’t use Twitter). She also labeled Dwight Howard with the same coveted title on her blog and even brought it up with ESPN. What a deadbeat!
Needless to say, Dwight Howard wasn’t having none of it, brought his baby mama’s ass before the judge who ruled that Royce Lyndsay Reed is banned from “using or publishing, directly, indirectly or by innuendo, {Dwight Howard’s} name, nicknames, image, brand photographs, and/or likeness.” This is pretty funny, because Royce Lyndsay Reed was aspiring to fast-forward her gold digging career by appearing on NBA Wives, but now that she can’t be in no way associated with the name of Dwight Howard, she can literally forget about it and get back to cheerleading. PWNED!
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I think one Dwayne Howard’s boyz wrote this.