Tiger Woods Apology – Full Text Here
December 2nd, 2009
Tiger Woods stepped up and apologized on his official website tigerwoods.com for his “transgressions”. The Tiger Woods Apology came as a response to massive media bombing that was driving him insane and making his family unhappy. Obviously, Tiger Woods is a public figure but also a man with penis and as we all know, men with penises need to ejaculate semen into women. And when Elin Nordegren is not there, what’s a little tiger to do. He shoves his dick up the ass of some random cocktail waitress or a marketing manager from Las Vegas.
The apology statement is a rather long read, but if you’re up for learning the whole truth as Tiger Woods has it to say, then real the whole text. It’s provided in full below:
I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.
Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.
But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.
Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.
I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.
Those are some pretty colorful words Tiger Woods is using. I wish there was one man who would just man up and come out straight. For example:
Well, fuck it. I’ve fucked some skanks to see what other pussy feels like from the inside. Have not each men done the same. What’s so special about me. If any other cocktail waitress comes my way, I’ll fuck her too. What’s the big deal bitches?
Tiger Woods Photo by Glyn Kirk, Getty Images
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