Are you excited? Mini-Me Sex Tape is here. I know, you can’t wait to see the size of that manhood and let me tell ya, is his dick is as big and as penetrative as his tongue, then let’s hope the camera had a wide fucking angle lens.

You know who Mini-Me form Austin Powers is, right? The little dwarfism dude who was a clone of Dr. Evil hence name Mini-Me. Yep, that character was played by Verne Troyer. And as it turns out, there is a Verne Troyer Sex tape out in the pool available to the highest bidder. Same douchebag who brokered Paris Hilton sex tape is brokering this one too. How inappropriate.

TMZ has a short video from the alleged sex tape but it doesn’t show any penis. And I could care less, but I know you fucking fags are all disappointed and shit. Hell, this is all we got so far, right? Don’t be mad at me just cause you wanted o beat off to Mini-Me’s peen for fuck sake. Keep it locked on Verne Troyer Sex Tape (Mini Me from Austin Powers) thread to stay in the know and you’ll know when the sex tape is available and where it is. Ya see, I know people. They now things. Geee, fucking dwarf and his penis…

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