Beer Steak Bullshit

The purpose of French nonprofit organization called Cap 48 is to improve the lives of people with disabilities. To get the message across, Cap 48 created this amazing, but shocking (to some people) ad featuring a girl with missing lower arm.

The text on an ad is in French, but when translated into English it means something like this:

Look into my eyes. I said my eyes.

The caption below the Cap 48 logo reads:

So that disability is no longer a handicap.

Definitely a well executed advertisement. I do not know for sure whether model used for this ad is actually disabled or whether they photoshopped an amputated arm on a un-disabled model. She’s a beautiful girl with gorgeous smile either way. Great work on this one, Cap 48.

Funniest Craigslist Ad yet! Mom’s beloved son went off to college so she’s trying to sell some of the stuff she found in his room, such as this, Large Fist Paperweight. Now that her son is gone, mom should explore new sexual practices with the milkman or the postman. She may be able to find out what black fist made of floppy silicone rubber is for. Good she never caught her son’s unflushed poop in the toilet. She’d be surprised with its girth, after having fist sized dildo up his ass. Funny as hell!

The French group for the rights of non-smokers (Les Droits des Non-Fumeurs) has launched a new anti smoking campaign with the release of these cool anti smoking ads. The meaning is that smoking cigarettes is like giving blowjobs to tobacco execs. The text on the campaign ads reads in French: “Fumer c’est etre l’esclave du tabac” which translates in English into “Smoking is like being tobacco’s slave”.

Gay Kiss Heinz Deli Mayo Ad that featured two dudes with kids kissing was pulled from off the UK air after Heinz company received more than 200 complains form some insecure losers. I’m not gay myself, but I have many gay friends and they are responsible citizens, much more so than most straight guys and girls who leave unwanted kids run all over the place.

The losers complained that this Gay Kiss ad, which advertises Heinz Deli Mayonnaise, is not suitable for children or some shit like that. I mean… what? There are only two dudes kissing. It’s not like they fingered each other’s anal lobes. There wasn’t even any French tongue action involved (not that I would want to watch that). Damn, Brits need to pull their heads out of their asses.

The rep for Heinz UK said that it was their company policy to listen to complaints of their customers. Well, over 200 jackasses complained, but WTF? As a reaction, gay groups from all over the UK are calling on boycotting Heinz because they’re gay (no pun intended) and they’re right. How gay of them. The pull, not the ad.

I did like how “mom” the chef called his partner “sweet cheeks”. That was the highlight of the ad for me

If you haven’t seen the goods, the video is below:

Victoria Beckham is so desperate for attention and so fail each time it’s hilarious. This is Posh in latest ad for Marc Jacobs and once again – FAIL.

This hairdo and outfit would work if she was trying to depict Brazilian tranny, but fails big time as an attemt to become a style icon. Victoria Beckham, listen to me. You my dead FAILED. Give it a break already, it’s disgraceful. Gahhhh

If you didn’t know (I had no idea either), Marc Jacobs is a Ney York based fashion designer with his own brand who also does design for Louis Vuitton. He truly found the best victim for his uber ad campaign… Good job!