As an Albertan living in the provincial capital of Edmonton where CEO and President of Alberta Health Services Stephen Duckett refused to answer reporters’ questions because he was too indulged in sweat taste of a Canadian cookie, I must admit I’m appalled. The reporters jumped Stephen Duckett because they wanted a person in charge of Alberta Health Services to answer the questions regarding the province’s emergency room crisis. But Sydney, Australia born Stephen Duckett, who’s in charge of a Alberta’s health care system – a $15-billion enterprise refused to give answer and used his cookie munching as an excuse.
Needless to say, the video of this gaffe went viral and gave the name of Stephen Duckett worldwide recognition. That came with strong criticism, especially from the ranks of average Albertans who demanded a boot for Stephen Duckett, however Alberta’s Health Minister Gene Zwozdesky said he had no intentions to terminate Stephen Duckett’s contract. So he stays in charge of Alberta Health Services and with him the emergency room crisis remains unsolved.
Meantimely, the viral nature of the video forced Stephen Duckett to apologize for his cookie comments, however he still refuses to address the main concern of all Albertans – what is he going to do with the emergency room crisis in the province?
The video of CEO and President of Alberta Health Services Stephen Duckett refusing to answer questions of reporters because he was too busy eating a cookie is below:
As proud Canadian I will let you sissies from warm climates to shiver as you watch this extreme ice fishing video from Northern Ontario. What you do not know, is that Ontario is one of the warmest provinces in Canada. If you tried Alberta, then you’d know what cold is. But that’s not the point right now. Let me explain to you what the heck is going on in this extreme ice fishing video.
Obviously (well, only obvious if you are a Canadian) the camera purposefully doesn’t turn around all the way. There is another fishing hole somewhere behind the cameraman that’s never included in the picture. As he starts to talk to the ladies about how the fishing is going and asks where Mike was, you can hear him enter the river through that other hole. He then surfaces from main hole and makes it sound as though he swimmed across the lake. Neil is following him to do exactly the same thing. So while it is half fake, the crazies did actually go in the freezing water, they just did not swim a mile underneath the ice.
I thought it needed to explain to you cause internet users are not particularly known for their smarts. And come extreme ice fishing to Alberta, not Ontario if you’re considering an adventure and are not afraid to face the real cold weather. Or don’t come at all. Find something better to do that doesn’t involve butchering beautiful fish. Like sex for example. But not in Alberta. Girls here are as cold as that ice.
Look at the face of a douche. Jasmine Fiore was found dead in a dumpster, stuffed inside a suitcase (must have been quite a job to fit those silicones in there) and Ryan Alexander Jenkins is a “person of interest”. Whether he’s a murderer we don’t know yet, but looking at the picture I can answer one thing for sure – yes, he’s a douche. You got to be a douchebag if you wear stupid pubestache like that.
Aside from being a potential murderer, garbage bin depositor and suitcase stuffer of Jasmine Fiore, Ryan Alexander Jenkins is also a reality TV contestant. That’s right, Ryan Alexander Jenkins got his douche ass on VH1′s Megan Wants A Millionaire. That means that he’s a millionaire, right? Well, he better be, cause if convicted of murder of Jasmine Fiore, he’s gonna need some change to buy Hubba’s favor which is the only way to get fucked with lube. Otherwise he’s gonna have to take Hubba’s dick up his dry ass.
I can hear you asking – aside from being a douche and a reality TV contestant, what else is this Ryan Alexander Jenkins? Well sadly – he’s a Canadian. And not only that. He’s Alberta, right from Calgary. If I looked outside the window, I might see him there. Why do people from my province have to be such amateur murderers? I thought after Jasmine Fiore’s dead body was discovered, that it’s gonna be one of those mindblowing criminal cases similar to Black Dahlia in which the murderer has never been found. That would immortalize Jasmine Fiore but now that there is a suspect basically right after her body was discovered, she’s got no chance of becoming as famous as Elizabeth Short. I’m sorry Jasmine Fiore, I tried finding something worthy of remembering about you, but Buena Park police spoiled it all. Skilled chaps, these are, I tell ya.
The police say that Jasmine Fiore was strangled to death. If Ryan Alexander Jenkins is in fact her murderer – I can’t help but wonder what would prompt a 32 year old real estate developer/investment banker (whatever title you give it, at the end of the day it equals “millionaire”) to kill young woman. Seemingly he had everything he wished for – a pubestache, an appearance on VH1, a bank account full of green stuff… why killing a blonde? WHat was missing in his life that he would wrap his douche hands around her neck and squeeze tight? This will be an interesting case to follow. Ryan Alexander Jenkins is probably somewhere in Venezuela or Thailand by now.
EDIT: latest news has it that Ryan Alexander Jenkins and Jasmine Fiore were married. TMZ was allegedly contacted by lawyers of Ryan Alexander Jenkins who said that their client will co-operate with the authorities. See? I told you he was a douche. Who else would marry Playboy representative with fake boobs? RIP Jasmine Fiore
Jillian Harris had her shot at seducing The Bachelor and failed. Now this fine lady is going to turn the wheel and have some worthless guys trying to stick their dicks into her vagina. Jillian Harris is the new Bachelorette and get this – she’s from Peace River in Northern Alberta. I’m from Northern Alberta myself. Not sure whether I’m proud or ashamed.
Jillian Harris was announced as new bachelorette at the end of The Bachelor: After the Final Rose, Part 2. Bachelor Jason Mesnick got a shot at massaging her tonsils with his tongue and grabbing at her Alberta ass in the hot tab (that’s just what was on camera, she probably sucked his cock off cam), but she was told to fuck off anyway in the end. Best friend my ass.
It’s all for the good. Jillian Harris is the new bachelorette and now she’s gonna be the one grabbing at asses of 25 eligible bachelors on The Bachelorette’s upcoming season. I wonder if I should apply, I know I’d be turned down, though. She wouldn’t be able to resist my sex appeal, but because I’m from the same province as her ass, she’d feel awkward. We probably have the same cousins. Maybe we even played doctors when we were little while our parents were inbreeding in the garden shed. We Albertans know how to party. Besides, she’s not my type. I fucking hate whores with speech impediments.
Below is the video with Jillian Harris and that annoying lesbian Ellen DeGeneres. Jillian Harris is probably a lezzie herself. She’s a vagina muncher I can tell, but she’s also a desperate attention whore who will do anything, even play straight just to get on TV. Fucking Alberta inbreds, I tell ya!
Snow in Las Vegas – yeah, that phrase doesn’t go together very well. Las Vegas is better known for its hot, often very hot weather and now this. 3.6 inches of snow fell in Las Vegas during rare snowstorm that engulfed the sin city on Wednesday and Thursday. It’s the most snow Las Vegas has seen since January 1979, when the city got covered with 7.5 inches of snow.
This type of sprinkle is not even considered snow here in Canada. But it’s always fun to see how areas of the world located in warmer climates deal with unusual snow falls. Vegas was just as anything else – paralyzed. The airport was closed, traffic was head over heels, people freaked out… Makes me laugh my ass off. But to ease it all up, it happens in Canada too. Province of Alberta, where I’m from is very cold and we get snowed a lot. After we’d dealt with cold weather and blizzards for months, Ontario gets a little sprinkle and it’s on national news cause the whole city of Toronto gets paralyzed. Fucking newbs
Anyway, after crazy snow storm on Wednesday, the it has cleared up in Las Vegas on Thursday but snow was still all over the place. The planes were landing again and people had the opportunity to snap pictures by the famous “Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas Nevada” sign surrounded by white sheet of snow.
More pics from snowy Las Vegas below. All pics are copyright Getty Images.
Fabulous Las Vegas Sign Welcomming Motorists is Covered in Snow
MGM Grand Hotel/Casino on the Las Vegas Strip during a Snow Storm
Excalibur Hotel & Casino on the Las Vegas Strip during Snow Storm
Above is the leaked police tape that was recorded after the police was called on the scene of gruesome stabbing and beheading of Tim McLean by Vince Weiguang Li aboard Greuhound bus en route to Winnipeg, Manitoba. The leaked tape includes verbal description of gruesome acts performed by Vince Weiguang Li that some viewers may find offensive or disturbing. Play at your own risk.
There’s nothing like boarding a Greyhound bus from Edmonton to Winnipeg (those are cities in Canada), put on the headphones with some of your favorite music and fall asleep as you’re carried by an overpriced transport service to your destination, only to be woken up to savage stabbing and beheading. This is what happened to 22 year old Tim McLean who was returning to his home town of Winnipeg, Manitoba after a carnival work in Edmonton, Alberta. Needless to say, Tim McLean never reached his destination. The bus ride was interrupted few kilometers from Portage La Prairie, Manitoba after another fellow passenger – 40 year old Vince Weiguang Li pulled out a butcher knife and stared to stab sleeping Tim McLean without any provocation of previous confrontation.
For more information, click on stabbing and decapitation of Tim McLean on board Greyhound bus.
The leaked police tape contains a recording of radio transmissions among RCMP (Royal Canadian Mounted Police) officers after they’d responded to the murder call on a Greyhound bus. The communication among the police describes the happenings aboard the bus after all passengers fled and Vince Weiguang Li was locked in with then probably dead corpse of Tim McLean.
The cops are not too happy about their “operational communication” being leaked, but obviously someone among their own ranks helped it on the internet and now it’s too late to do anything about it. The tape is leaked, deal with it.
FULL TRANSCRIPT OF LEAKED POLICE TAPE
- Alpha Eight, Zulu. Yeah, be advised they’re using the car in the ditch right beside the (bus) as a command post here. I got Delta One and Alpha Four’s just getting geared up.
- Copy that. We’re probably about five minutes away. Five to ten.
- Copy that. Badger appears to be a six-foot tall Asian male with short dark hair, black T-shirt armed with a knife right now.
- It appears he has two knives now.
- We’ve just confirmed that westbound traffic is now detoured.
- Forty Alpha Eight, Badger is armed with a knife and a pair of scissors and he is defiling the body at the front of the bus as we speak.
- He’s still inside the bus?
- Yeah. Right up front, right by the door.
- Copy that. Door open or closed?
- Door’s closed and locked with the key.
- Copy that. We’re just going around the bypass now. Other units are following behind us.
- Okay, be advised, he’s got a pair of scissors with him; the knife is towards the front of the bus I believe.
- Zulu Alpha Sixteen
- Standby for Zulu, he’s on the phone.
- Zulu from Alpha Eight, he’s at the rear of the bus hacking up the body.
- Zulu Delta One, Zulu Delta One, at your leisure could you give me a shout?
- Delta One, Zulu go.
- Okay, Badger’s at the back of the bus, hacking off pieces and eating it.
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