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Johanna Cox is the latest addition to the ever sustaining family of gold diggers. As it turns out, Johanna Cox is the new girlfriend of Alec Baldwin.

I’m kind of surprised that Alec Baldwin still does movies. Apparently director Derick Martini thought Alec was worthwhile and gave him the role in the movie Lymelife. Wait – Alec Baldwin produced that movie… Nevermind, I take my previous statement back.

Before she hooked up with Alec Baldwin, Johanna Cox appeared on TV as contestant in the reality TV show Stylista. Since she kicked everyone’s ass, she ended up winning and was awarded a one year gig with Elle Magazine as a fashion editor. She’s presently still working for Elle as part of her Stylista victory.

Johanna Cox is 29 year old, Alec Baldwin is 51 year old. I’m sure there’s no gold digging involved, it’s pure love. Must be. Hope she understands the dos and don’ts of successful gold diggers. She wouldn’t want to end up like Sarah Larson. Until you are married to your big fish, you got to keep it low profile and suck it up the best you can. Your “sponsor” always does everything right and everything he says is right and said the best it can be said. Give best blowjobs in the world, always swallow and tell your sponsor how incredibly he makes you cum.

The reports are speculating that Johanna Cox is Alec Baldwin’s new girlfriend because Alec took her to the premiere of Lymelife in New York and the two seemed into each other. Congrats to Johanna Cox on scoring a big one. Her life all of a sudden starts to have the meaning.

Photo of Johanna Cox, the video of her in Stylista is below:

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Sarah Palin shared the stage with Tina Fey during Saturday Night Live and it was both pathetic and watchable at the same time. I really can’t stand Sarah Palin talking and there isn’t much of them talking in the videos, which is a positive part. The negative part was try hard shit of the Saturday Night Live. Seriously, anyone actually finds that shit funny? They’re the biggest try hards on video since invention of Chocolate Rain. Chris Crocker is funnier in his video. But at least they didn’t let Sarah Palin talk much. She’s a trooper though for playing their stupid game, regardless of how lame it was.

The appearance of Marky Mark and Alec Baldwin during the opening sequence was particularly awkward and they’ve done terrible job playing their parts. Once again, I take it the Saturday Night Live peeps were attempting to put together funny shit but failed miserably. Sarah Palin did her part just right, but was dragged into their bullshit so she could only do this much. At least she didn’t get much time to talk.

That’s for the lame ass Sarah Palin Saturday Night Live Video above. The video below is even fucking worse. It was filmed as part of the Weekend Update. Amy Poehler was doing some rap shit and it was just painful to watch. i think Sarah Palin was just as embarrassed, not so much because the rap was sort of making fun of her, but because it was so lame and try hard. Saturday Night Live = FAIL!