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Australian Government is Awesome

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Australian Government is Awesome

Australian government is awesome. It’s better than the government of your own country because your own country still has an Israeli diplomat spreading their Jew hate onto your own people. That’s no longer the case with Australia, because Aussie government expelled the Jew for being a murderer. Governments of all countries worldwide should use Australia as an example and expel Israeli diplomats from their lands until they cease merciless killing of oppressed Palestinians. We all know Israelis are murderers but only Australia had the balls to expel the Jew diplomat and that’s why they are awesome.

But the awesomeness of Australian government doesn’t end there. As if showing the blood thirsty Jews a finger were not enough, Australians also didn’t bend over for Japan and announced that they will take the country to the court for whaling. How awesome is that? Yes, Japan could be the world’s second largest economy and an important trading partner, but if they are in the wrong, then they are in the wrong and money should not get in the way to protecting environment. This is exactly how Australian government acts and this is exactly why they are awesome. Props to the land down under and their leaders, whether there are side motives in their actions or not.

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This Is Why Nobody Likes Kids

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I’ve seen this ridiculously lame and fake video today. It’s with that guy who has that awesome Aussie accent and then there is that spider on the ceiling and everything is fine, the spider kind of jumps off of the ceiling as the Oz man tries to trap her in a plastic jar but the entire footage is spoiled by fake kid voice. Atrocious. This is why nobody likes kids. Kids sound irritating and act irritating. Why would you voice over a stupid kid’s voice when you are putting together a viral video. This would be fun to watch, albeit fake video, but it’s utterly rotten now with that kid’s voice. Why not spruce it up with the sound of blood squirting out of kid’s head or something less irritating. Seriously, this is why nobody likes kids. Because you force them into otherwise half enjoyable videos.

Nice spider BTW.

Irukandji Jellyfish Stings Ben Southhall of Best Job in the World

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Irukandji Jellyfish Stings Ben Southhall of Best Job in the World

Remember when I told you that jellyfish are taking over the world? Well, I wasn’t kidding. As found out by Ben Southhall who has the Best Job in the World, jellyfish are plentiful and could sting you even if you go in the ocean just for a few seconds. Irukandji Jellyfish (Carukua Barnesi) which stung Ben Southhall is particularly dangerous and potentially lethal (deemed to be one of the most venomous creatures in the world, Irukandji Jellyfish are now spreading to other parts of the world due to global warming).

Ben Southall, British national who won the competition for “Best Job in the World” to act as caretaker on a beautiful Great Barrier Reef island in Australia, made a post on Island Caretaker Job blog about being stung by Irukandji Jellyfish as he was getting off the water ski. Irukandji Jellyfish are very tiny – just a size of a peanut which makes then near impossible to see. Ben Southhall never saw the Irukandji, he just felt a sting and as his health was deteriorating, he was taken to a doctor who took all precautions to relieve him off the Irukandji symptoms.

Ben Southhall will be OK, but keep in mind folks – the jellyfish are taking over the oceans. Watch out for Irukandji between October and May if you are in the Great Barrier Reef neighborhood. A sting from those could put you out for a long time, even forever.

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Kristen Stewart from Twilight Knocked Up with Robert Pattinson’s Child

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Kristen Stewart from Twilight Knocked Up with Robert Pattinson Child

Australian magazine NW has it that Kristen Stewart from Twilight is knocked up and her Twilight co-star Robert Pattinson is the daddy. Kristen Stewart who plays the role of Bella Swan in the Twilight Saga is allegedly devastated because she never got her menstruation on time and was too afraid to go to the drug store to pick up a pregnancy test herself because the paparazzi are on her at all times. NW maintains that Kristen Stewart sent her good friend to pick up that pregnancy test and the big news of her being knocked up is allegedly true. Who knows? Tabloids are always after big sales and nothing sells better than an overinflated story involving currently popular celebrity. The rumors of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson being romantically involved on only in the Twilight movie, but also in real life have been floating around the blogosphere for a while, so what best way to increase sales than by claiming that Kristen Stewart is knocked up? Eyes of millions teenagers are affixed on upcoming Twilight sequel titled New Moon. Any shocking news involving the cast is bound to attract attention.

So here we go. It was only a matter of time before mainstream tabloid pushes hoax to a whole new level and claims that Kristen Stewart is knocked up. When Jamie Lynn Spears got pregnant, it was a massive, massive news so any news involving pregnancy of a young girl is bound to make it big. Granted, Kristen Stewart is older than Jamie Lynn Spears where she got pregnant, but she’s also the most talked about young actress right now. We’ll just have to wait and see what comes out of this. My guess is that NW is full of poop.

However I can totally imagine Robert Pattinson inserting his penis into Kristen Stewart’s vagina and ejaculating full load of semen all over her cervix. Little baby child would start forming in her womb and knocked up she would have been. But with filming of New Moon now concluded, Kristen Stewart is lined up to shoot sequel to a sequel titled Eclipse, not to mention that she’s currently shooting Joan Jett biopic The Runaways. If Robert Pattinson knocked Kristen Stewart up, we will never know for sure. She’s young and has many roles lined up for her. If Kristen Stewart is knocked up, she will have the fetus aborted before it becomes official and we’ll never know for sure. That’s my guess.

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Stephanie Rice Photos

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Stephanie Rice Photos

Photos of Australian swimmer and an overall hottie Stephanie Rice have previously been featured on the pages of the most awesome blog in the universe, but it hasn’t been enough. There simply is never enough of Stephanie Rice photos and being a firm believer that a combination of an Aussie girl with swimmer’s firm assets deserve special recognition, I bring you a gallery of nine Stephanie Rice photos.

There have been rumors that Stephanie Rice could be bumping genitalia with Michael Phelps, but they seem to have died off and nobody followed up on them, hence they were untrue. Nobody cares about Michael Phelps anyway, do they?

The biggest water stir around the persona of Stephanie Rice have been photos she posted on her facebook. These photos had been deemed raunchy by Australian Olympic team, and when all other swimmers joined in on the lynching, her facebook profile was blocked from public access. You’d think Aussies were a bit more open minded and this type of crap was exclusive to our sue happy North America, but obviously that’s not the case. Anyway, enjoy Stephanie Rice photos, the gallery is below:

Stephanie Rice Photos by Getty Images

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Tania Zaetta – Ultimate Aussie Chick

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Tania Zaetta - Ultimate Aussie Chick

Tania Zaetta is… you guessed it – an Aussie Chick. She likes to refer to herself as Ultimate Aussie Chick.

Tania Zaetta guest starred in Baywatch along side David Hasselhoff but her main success on big screen is attributed to the show Who Dares Wins which she co-hosted with Mike Whitney for 4 years.

Tania Zaetta is Australian born, but her father is Italian. I see lots of East Indian features in her face – don’t know why. She was recently touring bases of Australian Defence Force in Iraq and Afghanistan as part of the entertainment group The Wolverines and several Aussie news papers followed by saying that she had some sexy times with a few soldiers while she was there.

Needless to say, Tania Zaetta got pissed off over allegations (why would a hot chick go to see thousands of horny soldiers – to sing for them?) raised hell and forced Aussie Defence Department to apologize. Aussie Chief of the Defence Force, Air Chief Marshal Angus Houston met with Tania Zaetta and apologized to her saying that there was no substance to the allegations (translation – they gang banged her without much fanfare).

Tania Zaetta is now looking to take another entertainment tour for the forces. I guess sore ass healed up in the meantime.

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Mischa Barton Pissed Over Cellulite Pic Jamie Fawcett Took

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Mischa Barton Pissed Over Cellulite Picture Jamie Fawcett Took

Photographer Jamie Fawcett captured this priceless pic (and some other) of Mischa Burton during her vacation on Hamilton Island off the east coast of Australia where she is with her mother Nuala.

Pictures show 22 year old Mischa Barton topless with cottage cheese style cellulite covering her thighs. Needless to say, she got pissed at Jamie Fawcett after she saw the pics in magazines and all over the net and accused the photographer of screwing her vacation.

Fawcett Took told Sydney Daily Telegraph that he spoke with Mischa Barton beforehand and warned her that she should seek a private place if she wants more privacy because she was on a public beach and he was there with the camera. Apparently, he showed her that he had no topless pictures of her, but ended up snapping some eventually. Cellulite is actually showing way more than side boob. I think Mischa Barton is actually pissed over her cellulite being shown so clearly, and not that she’s topless in those pics. That chick is full of shit.

Geoffrey Leonard – Australian Pedophile vs TV Reporter

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This isn’t breaking news by a long shot, but it’s pretty interesting, hence it deserves a spot on Bullshit Blog. Geoffrey Leonard is a funny chap (is this how they say it down under?). He’s a pedophile from Australia who molested two boys – one of them was 15 years old and the other one was 16. The video above is from the report done by an Australian TV News Reporter and the encounter with Geoffrey Leonard happened to be quite…. interesting to say the least.

I have mixed feelings on this one. For one I completely condemn Geoffrey Leonard for molesting underage boys. Pedophiles among us are a plague. But I do like how the guy doesn’t give a shit. He’s completely insane and not afraid to show it. My type of guy (minus the pedophilia part).

The scariest part of the video is that Geoffrey Leonard was confident about the part where he claimed the boys he sexually abused “enjoyed it”. He sounds so confident about it, it kind of looks as though it was true. I haven’t seen reports from those two boys, but damn… You also have to take TV reports with a grain of salt, as they are always biased big time. I hate pedos, but I hate fucking biased TV reports too. I think the truth is somewhere in the middle of this mess. Never the less – Geoffrey Leonard is so out of this world, it’s hilarious.

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