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Tarina Tarantino Jewelry Designer

Tarina Tarantino Jewelry Designer

Tarina Tarantino is known for her jewelry designs that bear pop culture spirit combined with contemporary segments. Based out of Los Angeles, California, Tarina Tarantino has built a strong brand of jewelry designs that are popular on an international scale. I wasn’t able to find out whether she does genital jewelry too. She needs to learn that shit. Some chicks have undeveloped labia and need to decorate it somehow. Tarina Tarantino could make a killing at it. Besides – Tarina Tarantino Genital Jewelry Designer has a good ring to it.

Some of Hollywoon A-List hos decorate themselves with jewelry from Tarina Tarantino. Miley Cyrus wears her jewelry, so does Paris Hilton, Avril Lavigne or Cameron Diaz. This type of clientele means a lot, of course so by now Tarina Tarantino has got her own boutiques in Los Angeles, New York, Milan, Osaka and planning a whole lot more. Talk about successful designer.

Check out her website to see what creations of one of the top jewelry designers from LA look like HERE.

PS – as far as I know, Tarina Tarantino is not related to Quentin Tarantino.

Tarina Tarantino Image Credit: Ed Kavishe, Fashion Wire Press

Avril Lavigne Having Public Sex with Deryck Whibley

Avril Lavigne Having Public Sex with Deryck Whibley

What a great way to spend warming weather. Throw your famous ass in the park, lie on your famous husband’s lap and let him massage your boobs. Avril Lavigne and her husband Deryck Whibley got a bit of public sex going but I’m just wandering how come the paparazzi didn’t shift a few meters to the left to get Avril’s crotch in the picture. Looks like she’s offered the view. Moron should have just moved and get her vagina in the pic so I could finish the hand session.

I’m not that into public sex though. I mean I am, but it’s not my sex of choice. I always get bitten by them mosquitoes and that’s no fun at all. The rush of public passing by you sort of makes up for the bullshit, but then when you’re itchy for following 7 days because of mosquito bits and then following 4 weeks because of the syphilis you have contacted, it’s not that great.

BTW, if you didn’t know, Deryck Whibley, Avril Lavigne’s husband is the singer from Sum 41. According to Forbes, Avril Lavigne was 7th best earning individual under 25 years of age in 2007. She managed to make $12 million.

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Avril Lavigne = Dumbest Woman Alive (proof)

Avril Lavigne = Dumbest Woman Alive (proof)

I’m not sure if she’s the dumbest, but she sure as hell is not smart. Avril Lavigne dropped out of school when she was 16 and thank God she got lucky with music otherwise she’d have nothing but prostitution left for her – or so it seems. Luckily she at least has a pussy and vagina so being a hooker would go easy for her. As a fat, hairy, bald guy I don’t have those options.

Avril Lavigne’s geographical skills are comparable or worse to those of Miss Teen South Carolina. And that one is near ultimately dumb. Avril had a concert in Montréal and told her fans at the show that she’s happy to be back home in Ontario. LOL, you dumb ass. Montreal is in Quebec. You’re French Canadian Avril Lavigne. Have nobody told you that before?

That’s embarassing. Especially since she’s Canadian born. She should know at least her own goddamn country. If she was playing a line of concerts in Bhutan and would confuse their little provinces there – that would have been excusable, but as a bearer of Canadian passport and having been born here – Avril Lavigne deserves the “dumbest person of the week” award. Hands down.

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