Beer Steak Bullshit

Hot cougar tattoo, but where’s the ass crack? Anyway, I love Bai Ling. She’s the shit. Such a show off little bitch. Bai Ling grabs at any and all opportunity to flash her tits. I’m being decent and call it a nip slip, where as in fact it’s a tit flash.

Bai Ling was the premiere of The X-Files, I Want To Believe last night in Hollywood and nip slip occurred out of the blue. Notorious for her extravagant costumes, Bai Ling ance again proved she’ll never dress up in such way so as not to have her nipples slip out. This time around she’s wearing some form of cloth over her frontal torso, entirely exposing her back, but where the fuck is that ass crack?

I love Bai Ling nipples. They’re giant, always had, always erect, always bigger than anybody else’s in the room and never covered up properly. When Bai Ling is around, it’s pretty much a guarantee that a nip slip occurs. And I couldn’t be happier. I’d suck on the giant nipple any time. She’s got perfect boobs.

Oh, and I love the expression the photographer has on his face. What a newb… is this really the first time he’s seen Bai Ling nipples? Fucking newb. The other paparazzi can’t take his eyes of her sideboob, though